So bclit, I recently popped 562.5mg of Tramadol, it was pretty fail to be honest, and any insight as to why it was fail would be fucking wonderful. I've heard people get seizures at doses above 200mg, so I know it wasn't lack of proper dosage, but idk anyway, here it is:

I'm about 6 foot 3 and around 200 pounds ish, I had a high opiate tolerance, but lack of popping for the past year or so has killed that, I used to be a daily percocet popper, mixed in with some bennies when I could find them. But anyway.

8:30pm, I pop the 15 pills, one after another, in about 30 seconds I'd figure. I had just eaten about an hour prior, so my stomach was full.

9- I go down with some friends to the lake to see the fireworks display thingy...still no effects, after sitting there for 45 minutes with no effects, the fireworks ended and we started walking.

10: At home I sat down and had a conversation with my dad, forget about what, it wasn't really important though. I got weird twitches in my eyes, they kept closing, and I struggled to keep them open for more than a minute at a time. I've never had that before, so that kinda freaked me out. That lasted about an hour.

11: I went on the computer, lurking and reading threads on totse, among other sites. No effects really.

1: After about 2 hours on the net, I was getting pretty tired and the screen was fucking with my eyes due to the brightness, so I hopped off to bed, me getting to sleep however is an entirely different matter.

2-3: Sat up in my bed not able to get to sleep, slight might puke feeling in the pit of my stomach.

4: Finally get to sleep, uneventfully I wake up at about 11:30 am.

12: After I take a shower, brush my teeth, get clothes on, throw on my sexy trademark New Era Burgundy fitted, I hop on the computer for a bit to check if anyone wanted to do anything that day, but I got sick...like...throwing up everywhere, etc. That lasted all day, and by all day I mean until 2 am the next morning.

I'm thinking perhaps it was the fact that I popped them all at once, rather than spacing it out that caused these....unsatisfying effects. Am I correct, or is it something entirely different?

kthx.

You need to take less, more does not equal better with tramadol. Take like 100mg or 150mg next time and see how that works for you.

Well that's a bunch of fail.

You a fucking half wit. Look at the way tramadol works and metabolizes.

I couldn't care less about Tramadol or how it metabolizes.

Once again, you show that you are fucking retarded. If you don't care about it then why would you come to ask for advice?

Oh boy, are you serious, or is this trolling here?

I'll make it nice and simple for you.

I couldn't care less about tramadol and how it metabolizes, remind me again, did I ever once state I never wished to gain a favorable experience from it? I was hoping you'd catch the point that I didn't care about the inner workings of tramadol, only what went wrong here, I've got my answer though, so you've become useless.

I was actually going off this when I chose my dosage:
[Erowid Note: 800 mgs of tramadol is considered a high dose, see Tramadol Dosage] upon reading that I assumed a middle dose would be decent, with the possibility of upping the dosage if necessary.

Hrmm is my memory is correct 500mg and above means you could be in risk of seizure but who actually knows the chances of that happening. A good 250-350mg dose is ok for me with a low tolerance though, tram is a very weak opiate.

Well that's a bunch of fail.

You're a bunch of fail.

You're a bunch of fail.

Cockroaches can live for 9 days after their head has been cut off.

True story.

Wow, you don't fucking get it do you. Higher doses on tramadol does not mean more high. Look at the drug tramadol metabolizes into and look at dopamine affinity for both of them, and that will give you the answer. But, I doubt you will, because honestly, from this thread you sound like a complete moron.

Maybe this will make things easier for you.

"Tramadol undergoes hepatic metabolism via the cytochrome P450 isozyme CYP2D6, being O- and N-demethylated to five different metabolites. Of these, M1 (O-Desmethyltramadol) is the most significant since it has 200 times the μ-affinity of (+)-tramadol, and furthermore has an elimination half-life of nine hours, compared with six hours for tramadol itself. In the 6% of the population who have slow CYP2D6 activity, there is therefore a slightly reduced analgesic effect. Phase II hepatic metabolism renders the metabolites water-soluble and they are excreted by the kidneys. Thus reduced doses may be used in renal and hepatic impairment."

Wow, you don't fucking get it do you. Higher doses on tramadol does not mean more high. Look at the drug tramadol metabolizes into and look at dopamine affinity for both of them, and that will give you the answer. But, I doubt you will, because honestly, from this thread you sound like a complete moron.

Wow..I don't even know where to begin, so I'll just leave it at that.

Wow and this;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comprehension

The only thing I can't comprehend is why you would come to ask why your experience sucked, and when I told you, you said you didn't care. Why the fuck would you even ask in the first place?

You could have just wrote that, instead of rambling on.

However, you gave me my answer, I replied with something along the lines of that being fail, then you went off on something else, I'm not entirely sure what, but it was entirely pointless. No matter how many scientific explanations you post about the metabolism of tramadol, it still stands that I didn't read any of it, nor do I care. Which goes back to "it was entirely pointless. "

Which essentially makes you, and by extension this conversation;
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s16/r3v3r3nd_album/fail1.jpg

Well, do you want to know how to get high of tramadol?

You already told me; Lower dosage. I'm running off to my stash right now, well not immediately.

obviously this guy is a complete moron. Dont waste your time connolly.

Connoly was not rambling on he was explaining why it didn't get you high .

obviously this guy is a complete moron. Dont waste your time connolly.

Lulz.

Lulz.

I do not know what you are laughing about, I was referring to you.

i didnt bother to read the other posts but tramadol or ultras w/e are my favorite painkillers by far. it puts me in the best mood ever and it has me feeling great all day.

troll. pretty funny i must admit

Since when has 'fail' been an adjective?

I do not know what you are laughing about, I was referring to you.

Major Phail! ROFL OFFLE OFFLE!

First and only time I ever did Tram I took 500mg over a few minutes and the effects lasted like 30 hours. Like being pissed except without the wrecked feeling I woke up tripping and puked up green shit, it was hell funny. Good stuff. But I'm 6'2, 180 pounds so yeah.

'Like being pissed'? What the hell are you talking about? That, and when is vomiting up green stuff funny?

Get some better pills, maybe some that won't give you a seizure if you have any sort of risky preexisting medical condition.

I think he means drunk by that m8y....