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  #1   Add Dream of the iris to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-05, 06:07
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http://break.com/index/how-not-to-fa...rt-attack.html

At least he tried lol.
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  #2   Add eesakiwi to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-05, 06:44
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how-not-to-fa..rt-attack?

a fart attack?
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  #3   Add bornkiller to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-05, 07:30
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That was the most interesting form of failure I've witnessed.
I wonder how the judge is gonna serve him ownage?
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  #4   Add Forgotten to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-05, 07:35
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Reminded me of this video.

Fast motherfucker.
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Old 2008-07-05, 08:42
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Hahahaha, awesome find.
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Old 2008-07-05, 10:25
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Reminded me of this video.

Fast motherfucker.
Thats reasonably quick alright but not quick enough.
I can't understand how those fat fuckin pigs were able to catch him?
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  #7   Add twenty four seven to your ignore list  
Old 2008-07-05, 16:02
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and black people fucking wonder why they are discriminated against. I feel sorry for African Americans that are not complete dumbasses and have to put up with peices of trash like this guy
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Old 2008-07-05, 16:28
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What a fucking moron.
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Old 2008-07-05, 16:35
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African Americans that are not complete dumbasses
lulwut?

+ newarrival combo breaker.
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Old 2008-07-05, 17:37
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Thanks OP, nice find. Did anyone else notice the white guy in the suit sitting on the right side of the screen? He didn't even fucking look up! Based on the judges comments later, every body knew what was comming. Just fucking excellent entertainment.

Oh would some one please tell that dope how to pronounce big fancy words like "corroborate".

I do hope that there is a part II to this wonderful video.
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Old 2008-07-05, 18:34
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Thats reasonably quick alright but not quick enough.
I can't understand how those fat fuckin pigs were able to catch him?
Oh they probably didn't There's no way you're escaping from court, unless you're extremely lucky. It was a nice looking courthouse, so it's probably multiple stories, and by the time he'd get the the bottom floor, there's enough guards around that someone will have relayed that someone's trying to escape

I've been to courthouses for work a lot, and they're pretty secure, would be fun to devise a way to get out of though
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Old 2008-07-05, 19:12
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Reminded me of this video.

Fast motherfucker.
You know what I like best of that vid?

It was staolen ... from eBums!
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Old 2008-07-05, 19:53
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lol he could have at least overdosed on pills if staging a heart attack was that important to him.
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Old 2008-07-05, 20:08
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I needed that laugh

what a fucking dumbass
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Old 2008-07-05, 22:13
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Wow, I am suprised of no racist comments :S

Strange, are you guys feeling OK?
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Old 2008-07-05, 22:29
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Shut up nigger lover.


fixed.
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Old 2008-07-05, 22:44
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He could have just got drugs to actually knock his heart out...
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Old 2008-07-05, 23:07
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Wow, I am suprised of no racist comments :S

Strange, are you guys feeling OK?
lolz!..... QFT!
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Old 2008-07-07, 01:44
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He could have just got drugs to actually knock his heart out...
dont overestimate the intelligence of niggers
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Old 2008-07-07, 02:04
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ive done something to this extent pretending that my dad knocked me out accidentally. At first he called my bluff, but after i continued to not respond he nearly shit his pants. The wait was worth it. lulz.
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Old 2008-07-07, 02:31
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Thats reasonably quick alright but not quick enough.
I can't understand how those fat fuckin pigs were able to catch him?
I saw that on tv a while ago. He was actually tazed by that female cop right as he was going down the stairs. He didn't get far at all.
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Old 2008-07-07, 05:47
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I lol'd so hard I about had a fart attack.
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Old 2008-07-07, 16:02
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nigger just wanted a nap
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Old 2008-07-07, 16:21
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lol how did i know it would be a black guy
lmao that nigga is sleepin
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Old 2008-07-07, 16:55
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Old 2008-07-07, 17:37
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Old 2008-07-07, 18:00
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They brought TOTSE back to life, faggot. Grow up. Most of them are good contributing members, unlike YOU.
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Old 2008-07-07, 20:28
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still undecided
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Old 2008-07-07, 21:10
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