In short: Going to Amsterdam in a few days, in my area weed and hash are expensive as hell(think $20 for a gram of weed), and I want to take back some of that fine cannabis that they have there - 2, maybe 3 grams. European Union, Schengen Zone countries. On one hand, I'm not nervous, since Schengen Zone + small amount + travelling on bus doesn't seem too risky, on the other hand, I'm a bit terrified of going through the Netherlands-Germany border, as they could probably have a serious inspection there.
Any good advice, please?

since when is there security on a fucking bus? You get on go to where your going and you get off

I don't know, having never traveled cross-country on one, that's why I asked for advice.

I don't know how it is in Europe, but I've never had to worry on buses. They don't give a shit really, as long as they're getting paid.

I've brought many treats across the country on bus here in the Republik of the United States of Amerikastan.