Edit: there's another thread of this.

The first time I did xtc I was in a tent with like 10 hot girls and I was already really high so I decided I would take two triple stacks pills. Wow that was a bad Idea I started fucking the air infront of all the girls and I dont even remember what else I did but now my freinds call me ghost fucker and tellthe story when were at parties. That was pretty embarrassing.

Fell asleep at a party on acid, and shat myself while sleeping. Nobody knew, so I threw the pants out, quietly cleaned myself and the couch, and drove home half-nekkid.

Oh shit, thats funny.

Got piss ass drunk one night at some club, ate some shitty mexican food with my face, stumbled back to my dorm. Before I knew it I had to shit so bad I couldnt hold it, So I shit myself right in the middle of my dorm lobby. Lucky for me it was 4am so no one was about so I sprinted up 10 flights up stairs, shit running down my leg and flying everywhere and made it to my room. Saw the maids the next day cleaning up all my shat all over the stair well, pretty embarassing.

wowie you people sure do shit yrselves a lot

That's fucking hilarious. At least no one knew it was you, but you. I would laugh my ass off at the maids cleaning my SHIT! hahaha oh man.

Fell asleep at a party on acid, and shat myself while sleeping. Nobody knew, so I threw the pants out, quietly cleaned myself and the couch, and drove home half-nekkid.

Damn, man. How did you manage to fall asleep on acid? I don't think I'd EVER be able to do this without taking like 5 Full Xanax bars.

Spending 8 hours in the ER on a lot of acid and two grams of shrooms.

Yeah, it's as bad as it sounds. In Camden, NJ no less (tons of murders, gunshots, and stabbings. I saw a couple.) Even saw a guy die while he was getting carted down the hallway to the ER surgery room. That wasn't too pleasant.

Although getting an MRI was kind of cool.

Wow.

One time I spent several hours trying to figure out how I could escape my own head.

Try doing that in an emergency room :D

I went to school on DXM and i didnt now that the syrup had Guaifenesin and i had drank a shit load. Then in math class the teacher asked me to go to the wgite board to answer the qusetion so i robo walked up there and puked all over the white board and had to wear my fucking gym uniform for the rest of the school day cuz there was vomit all over my regular clothes. Wasnt really embarssing at the time but when i came down and saw the janitor cleaning up my puke i thought "fuck". For the rest of the day everyone was giving me wierd looks.

Bought an e pill off a street dealer. Me and my friend decided to goto the mall and watch the hulk so I popped the pill right before we went into the theater. Watching the movie and 30 minutes in I start feeling really disassociated and had some hallucinations, so at that point I figured the pill was DXM rather then MDMA. I'm watching the movie disappointed and confused when I suddenly feel nauseous and run into the bathroom throwing up on the floor before I can make it to the stall. My friend finds me and we decide fuck the movie and just walk around. Over the lapse of an hour we just walked around which fucking sucked really. At one point my friends talking to these ugly ass girls and I just feel nauseous again. I run to the bathroom and once again throw up before I can reach it. Security guards stop me thinking I'm drunk and make a bullshit claim that I smelled like alcohol obviously going out of there way to get me in trouble. They call a cop. I bullshit and say I took a bottle of robitussin gels. They call an ambulance and I goto ER for 6 hours. Worst night evar.

Gripping on to nothing in fear of my life. Coming back and living the same story over and over again. Ive seen some pretty wild shit.

what a long strange trip its been.

I don't think I have one, unless you count just being a complete fucking E-tard while rolling balls and hugging other guys sometimes and some shit..

Also drinking = Acting really tough and yelling a lot makes me really cool. Yeah.