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 #1 
Old 2008-07-02, 09:57
DoctorMayhem DoctorMayhem is offline
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Default How to make a BLTC

prep time: 10 minutes

ingredients:
-4 strips of bacon
-lettuce
-sliced tomato
-cheese of your choosing
-bread of your choosing

Step 1: Get all your ingredients out.
Step 2: Slice your tomato
Step 3: Start frying your bacon
Step 3a: while bacon is frying, get your bread out and lay both slices next to each other.
Step 3b: place your cheese on one of the slices of bread.
Step 4: by now, your bacon should be done, remove it from heat and let excess oil drip off.
Step 5: place your bacon strips next to and parallel to each other, side by side on top of the cheese which is on top of the bread.
Step 6: set your tomato on top of the bacon, placement is crucial here, you dont want your tomatos falling off as soon as you pick your sandwich up do you? No, no, that would be no good! Make sure your tomato is in a safe and secure spot.
Step 7: put the desired amount of lettuce on top of the tomato.
Step 8: put remaining piece of bread on top of the lettuce.
Step 9: ENJOY!
 #2 
Old 2008-07-02, 10:00
Arrow2brain Arrow2brain is offline
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Default Re: How to make a BLTC

LOLz UR Z0 wi77Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
 #3 
Old 2008-07-02, 10:00
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Default Re: How to make a BLTC

Because this has never been thought of before. GTFO!
 #4 
Old 2008-07-02, 10:02
DoctorMayhem DoctorMayhem is offline
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Default Re: How to make a BLTC

I thought you guys would like it :(
Well I thought it was cute..
 #5 
Old 2008-07-02, 10:06
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Durham, UK.
Default Re: How to make a BLTC

Quote:
Originally Posted by DoctorMayhem
I thought you guys would like it :(
Well I thought it was cute..


It certainly helped my day, thank you.
 #6 
Old 2008-07-02, 10:08
DoctorMayhem DoctorMayhem is offline
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Default Re: How to make a BLTC

It certainly helped my day, thank you.

finally a shread of decency, i hope you enjoy it.
 #7 
Old 2008-07-02, 10:25
cid cid is offline
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Default Re: How to make a BLTC

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 #8 
Old 2008-07-02, 10:31
DoctorMayhem DoctorMayhem is offline
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Default Re: How to make a BLTC

http://www.frugallawstudent.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/doctor.jpg
http://www.macombmayhem.com/images/site/new-mayhem-bw.jpg



http://www.worldsgreatesttoys.com/images/blog/080807/equals.gif



http://www.timewarp-toys.com/troll.jpg


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 #9 
Old 2008-07-02, 10:37
Arrow2brain Arrow2brain is offline
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Default Re: How to make a BLTC

^Hahaha as much as I hate you, touche.
 #10 
Old 2008-07-02, 10:57
cid cid is offline
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Default Re: How to make a BLTC

Quote:
Originally Posted by Arrow2brain
^Hahaha as much as I hate you, touche.


How was that in any possible way a good response?
 #11 
Old 2008-07-02, 11:01
Arrow2brain Arrow2brain is offline
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Default Re: How to make a BLTC

It wasn't a response at all, it had nothing to do with anything. But at least it was funny.
 #12 
Old 2008-07-02, 11:08
cid cid is offline
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Default Re: How to make a BLTC

Quote:
Originally Posted by Arrow2brain
It wasn't a response at all, it had nothing to do with anything. But at least it was funny.


Yeah, it was pretty funny. Hes still an annoying little homo though.
 #13 
Old 2008-07-02, 16:36
absolutecaliber absolutecaliber is offline
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Default Re: How to make a BLTC

Quote:
Originally Posted by DoctorMayhem
I thought you guys would like it :(
Well I thought it was cute..


I followed the recipe and am now contentedly eating a BLTC sandwich under the munchies.

Thank you, sir.
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Old 2008-07-02, 19:52
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LincolnNE USA
Default Re: How to make a BLTC

Quote:
Originally Posted by DoctorMayhem
I thought you guys would like it :(
Well I thought it was cute..


GTFO with your "cute" threads.
 
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