what is the most american, patriotic, flag waving, too drunk to safely handle fireworks kinda high proof alcohol?

whiskey?

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have fun, and god bless america

Anything you distill yourself without stooping to get some sissy liscence from the ATF to make it legal.

Jack Daniels, Johnny Walker, or Jim Beam

The shittiest, most watered down over priced beer you can find.

I'm with bittersweetsymphony, go with some budlight

moonshine

moonshine

ill hook it up

When you drink moonshine you're supporting terrorism.

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^Terrorist

Wild Turkey.

Nigger blood.

So, so true.

Pabst Blue Ribbon

Pabst Blue Ribbon

for the mother fucking win

Pabst. or some everclear. actually, scratch everclear.

Jack Daniels, Bud Heavy, and Samuel Adams, shit i mean the beer is named after a mother fucking patriot how much more patriotic can you get

I have one of those t-shirts with a big pot leaf on it that says "I Support Terrorism".

Generally gets some dirty looks.

I think this thread will go much further under oral indulgences.

I am Canadian and I would say Molsen Canadian beer or Whiskey.

I am Canadian.

This explains it.

It'd definitely be some shitty piss-water beer.

DUUHH HUHUHU LETS MAKE FUN OF SHITTY AMERIKKKAN BEER LOL!

Anyways, America all the way, fuck everyone else except maybe Canada..

Anyways, to the OP, Bud Heavy in the can. Start pounding them in the early afternoon and don't stop until you burn someone's house down from improper fireworks use, end up in the drunk tank, and burn British tax collectors in effigy.

Bud light will do for longer drinking sessions because it doesn't weigh you down as much. My personal favorite piss water for extended beer drinking sessions, but Budweiser is definitely the most American beer I can think of..

yeah, hilariously cheap beers like bud, bud light, high life, busch, natty, coors, etc.

whiskey is very American as well

But really, moonshine (so corn or sugar whiskey) is the way to go, because true Americans dont pay gay taxes

its not fucking pabst...


its budwiser, with a bottle of jack for your shots, and a pack of marb reds. for bonus effect, wear a pair of once jeans now shorts, and a white dirty t-shirt. kudos if you got some flashy peice of jewelery to add to the collection, but you could always put a nut on a chain and call it art...


also, throw the bottle rockets up!

a white dirty t-shirt.

A beater would be even better.