totse.com | Right when you get the chance to have sex...

bonner · #1 2008-06-27, 19:40

...you realize you don't know what the fuck you're doing so you avoid it and then regret it after a night of sleeping with a girl, in the most literal sense.

God damn.

vazilizaitsev89 · #2 2008-06-27, 19:45

or you get performance anxiety cause you really like the girl and then you don't perform at all....

Lumocolor · #3 2008-06-27, 20:05

I know both feelings well.

bonner · #4 2008-06-27, 20:12

This is a sausage fest right here. :\

I-RapeTards · #5 2008-06-27, 20:22

I've experienced a combination of the first two posts: I realized I didn't know wtf I was doing, couldn't get it up, then we ended up sleeping.

baliente · #6 2008-06-27, 20:25

Or you realize you don't even want to put it in her because it was too god damn easy.

bonner · #7 2008-06-27, 20:27

It's worse when you're hard the entire time and you watch helplessly what appear to be hints at it being the right time for that special form of entertainment, I-RapeTards.

I love looking like an inept pussy.

Lumocolor · #8 2008-06-27, 21:51

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Originally Posted by baliente View Post

Or you realize you don't even want to put it in her because it was too god damn easy.

That was probably just your brain making excuses for you being gay.

Internet-Weed-Dude · #9 2008-06-27, 22:51

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Originally Posted by Lumocolor View Post

That was probably just your brain making excuses for you being gay.

ha... ha. haha ha. ha. ha... ha. haha ha. ha. im laughin straight to the bank with this.

DogBoy · #10 2008-06-28, 00:03

I have had way to many "too drunk to fuck." situations for a 17 year old guy.