Well, bltc what drugs should one take to help them talk to a girl on the phone without being nervous? I have alcohol, opiates, caffeine, and tobacco?

find some xanax and drink a few beers

First, grow a pair of testicles and let your balls drop, then continue!

Just kidding man, we've all had some jitters when we were young....

Have a drink and relax man, if you need to.

This is what you tell yourself dude: What's the WORST that can happen?

You die?
You get robbed?

No, she says she doesn't like you and you move on and bang another chic.

Don't worry or think about it so much, and be yourself.

That's the best advice I can give.

I just feed them some chloral hydrate.

inb4rohypnol

balls?

Alcohol or opiates or even better just grow some balls.

Just drink some alcohol and realize that you shouldn't of cared in the first place because she's more then likely a dumb annoying bitch and is only good for one thing.

DING DING DING!

speed

start cycling anabol and once you start having some 'roid rage, take some pcp and you should be able to do it.

Alright, thanks for the help guys, i got this one.

Don't take xanax

valium & a few beers does the trick.


This is Better Living Through Chemistry...

Speed, coke, and shrooms are the best I've found. Either of those 3 I'm much wittier and quicker and I have ridiculously high self confidence. Shrooms is a gamble though because sometimes I go real introspective or if I take a higher dose I cant talk properly.

True, dude. Coke is pretty good for that i noticed, I don't think shrooms would work out for me though, lol.

Caffeine and tobacco FTW. Lol why the hell would you even list that. Anyway alcohol is definitely the best.

Give the girl a rail of coke or a hit of XTC and the shirts fly off. It's unfair.

As for confidence drugs... alcohol eliminates mental chatter, coke/speed give you a delusional sense of confidence, and weed will make you not care so much about little things.

oxy or vicodin

/EOD

Slip her some GHB or rohypnol.

who the fuc cares

Cocaine/amphetamines for sure, IMO.

I put some amps in my body and I'll talk to anyone about anything in detail and at length. I did that on benzos, too, but the amps at least allow me to remain relevant and articulate. :D

Im lucky Im not one of those fuckers that cant shut up when I take amps. I dont talk much but every single word I say is well placed at the right time and everyone says I seem like some sorta genius when Im on it.

Same thing with me too, actually. I don't babble about non-sense, but when I do choose to conversate I seem to talk with more clear pronunciation and with better organization to my words (No "Um, uh, ah, well...").

People tell me I should be a comedian when I'm on shrooms. I can just keep it going its like watching Jim carey or something

drugs make you think you're more confident talking to the ladies.

just be yourself. if you think drugs will make you act cool, you got a problem.

you need some enzyte, take it from this guy...

http://www.80stees.com/images/products/Enzyte-tshirt-Swelling.jpg

I enjoy watching those commercials just to pick out the 500 different allusions they make to having a diamond-cutter erection in the course of the one minute commercial.

Try xanax but not too much. Maybe like .5 or even 1mg. I remember talking to everygirl I thought was attractive in class only to find out next class period that I made a complete fool of myself. I dosed upwards to 3mg though. Just keep it low.

Heroin.

testosterone

From experiance, I'd stay away from amps. i tried it once and made a complete fool of myself.

Personally I'd do it sober so she gets to know the real you.

if you really think you have to be on something, I'd go with a weaker opiate or benzo, like a small dose of vics or valium/kpin just to take the edge off, but not enough to get you fucked up where you'll forget the whole conversation, or make a fool of yourself..or both

You shouldn't use drugs for this because then your rely on them whenever your hitting on chicks but if you have to I recommend Adderall and also MDMA. Both of those give you confidence like no other.

Watch me crank that watch me roll, watch me superman that ho.

http://www.80stees.com/images/products/Enzyte-tshirt-Swelling.jpg

His ass is swelling with pride right about now too.

Two beers; you won't be so nervous.

Alcohol is pretty much the reason reproduction has been happening for the last thousand years, give it a try.

Do some cocaine and a couple shots, then just try and tell me you can't talk to a beautiful bird. Amps and opiates work well too.

Hallucinogens and MDMA also work but you may be acting far too goofy to be taken seriously.

Unless of course the girl is also tripping/rolling, then you're in for a hell of a great night. ;)

adderall/xanax if u can get it if not. smoke some pot, take some opiates. opiates really make u feel loved and will open you up, weed will just make u think of more things to say
if you get drunk you wont be shy at all and you will talk a bit more, but dont drink too much or you will sound sloppy and sshe'll know ur drunk.

put some Flunitrazepam in their drink and have a ball.

speed

FTW!!!!!!!1 that TWEAK!!!!!!!!!

Testosterone,straight from that lil nutsack of yours.

I feel really, really good talking to people on Oxy. Some of the best experiences I've ever had were when I'd hang with some friends and snort OC.

I'd do something pretty mellow though. Like, if you know the chick from school or something, chop up like 20-30mg of OC and rail it. You'll sound like a champ.


I've heard some good things about speed (Adderall and such) but I can't say I've ever tried it.

I approve highly of this.

Don't use those green fuckers, though, because it'll bust up into colored dye and her martini will be looking like Kool-Aid.

Sent a pair of jeans through the wash one time and forgot I left two Rohypnol tabs in the key pocket-- the dye variety. Jeans with big faded green streaks down the front pockets isn't exactly stylish I don't think.