For all of you druggys out there, I would like to tell you, as long as you're not getting watched while peeing....

Today my boss was stressing over his drug testing. Coca Cola drug tests now, everyone, and even the people at the cafe I work at.

Anyways, today he decided to do the have a friend piss in a vile and strap it to the leg.

I went to the drug testing place first, to make sure no one is watching you while you pee.

Everything was fine, got to pee in a bath room, with the door shut, and no one pretty much out side the door, it even had a peep hole, ha.

So I came back to work, I passed my test, and my boss asked me if they watched you or what it was like.

I pretty much stated I could pass clean piss through the window, it was that easy.

So he got the clean piss from a friend, and when I got back he was in the process of using hand warmers to keep the pee at a normal temp.

We both carpooled back to the place, I was wondering the whole time if the whole clean pee, keeping warm by using a hand warmer, would work.

He ended up using the clean pee, and passing with flying colors.

Morrel of the story: (you fucks that dont like to read...) Clean piss in a vile with a hand warmer tapped to it will work for sure. Two other of my co-workers have tried it. It works so far. Myth Busted. Great scots.

Yeah, it works, but if it's more than a couple hours old it won't.

Anyway,

http://whizzinator.com

Supposedly a good product with consistent results.

Good for frequent tests.

Anyone ever try shitting in the cup they give you?

I think it would work out well.

The only time I got tested was by my parents. I just dropped a bunch of salt in the cup, and ended up passing somehow.

I had smoked the night before, so I don't know what happened.
Praise Vishnu, I guess.

You make it sound like you found something new.

Hardly.

Also: Drug Test Thread.