Intravenous Ether Administration.
journalled by Intra Venous Esq.

"From a study of intravenous ether anesthesia, it was concluded that ether diluted to a 5 per cent solution in 5 per cent dextrose and water may be used to induce and maintain a smooth and easily controlled anesthetic state similar to that obtained with inhalation ether but without the dependence of the latter technique on ventilation. Cough and laryngospasm were absent. Adequate spontaneous respiration can be maintained with this technique. The technique is particularly useful in endoscopy during which the airway is often not available for anesthetic administration."
http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articlerender.fcgi?artid=1515100

Now that proof has been supplied regarding the possibility of this action to be undertaken, for I have been accused of mistruths by children on this forum regarding my drug use more than once, I can start with what is an abbreviated form of what is quite a lengthy report. I'll email it to you SN, ahah.

We've all seen Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. We all know the quote. "There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge." But well, just how depraved can a man get before he's spending time with a cellmate named Sunhil who's in for serial rape? How far can this ether induced depravity be pushed? Surely if the dosage can be upped to that wonderfully semi-lucid place just before total anaesthesia we can have a lot of fun with this sociological experiment into ether use and the depths of a particular ex-convicts very own depravity. Something pointy and filled with a controlled solvent would have to enter my veins.

One thing lead to another and I was to find myself headed to the land of ether and Thierry van den Bosch, Belgium.

Belgium, I must say, the ladies who work in your chemists are far more pleasant on the eyes than those I'm accustomed to, and they're made ever more delightfull by their willingness to thrust a bottle of ether into the clammy hands of one whom is clearly, as they say, junked the fuck out. With several bottles of this delightful substance in my possession it was time to head home.

The next stage in this experiment was the acquisition of a 16 gauge needle, some saline and a drip bag. This was fairly easy given the fact that I frequently stick my dick in a charming young nursing student named Pia.

Now it was time for the fun to begin. Or self-mutilation depending on your point of view.

After doing my research, I'd discovered that 300-600ml of a solution (either dextrose or saline) with 5% ether was administered to a person to give an anaesthetic effect. In my case, I was using saline. I decided that seeing as I didn't really want to go under completely, the base level would be where I began, so 15ml of diethyl ether was added to the saline solution, then shaken so as to mix the solution rather then have a layer of ether and layer of saline. This was then elevated and connected via a drip, more of a flow to be honest, into the already discussed 16 gauge, and from there into my arm. After a period of time, it either speaks wonders for the ether that I don't remember, or speaks volumes about what a decade of drug abuse does to the human brain, I felt warm, floaty and altogether sloppy. This was the peak of the effects at this dosage. Almost an alcohol intoxication but with a more psychadelic feel to it, everything seemed far more surreal. However, this is not particularly different to the effects garnered from huffing ether. So once completely sober, though now pantsless, I decided to up the dosage to 30ml. I do not know what happened from here on in.

After waking, naked and cold with only my pheasant screaming jesus and the epileptic church for company, I decided that perhaps 30ml was a tad too much. My only real recollection of that experience are of some extremely odd dreams. I decided to try 25ml of ether in solution. It was here that paydirt was hit. This became one of the most out of control, fucking hilarious, drug-related experiences of a lifetime full of out of control drug-related experiences. I was hit with a sense of supreme superiority to the rest of the world, my coordination was shot to hell (I'd say it was out the door but I doubt it was even able to get that far), and I felt an intense euphoria. It was rather on par with a high dose of ketamine to be honest, not a k-hole, but a fairly good dosage of the shit. Everything was spinning, I had no real grasp of the concepts of location and time, and for some reason colours appeared slightly different to me, almost as if on a very low dose of mushrooms. I happily knocked shit over and generally fucked up my apartment like this for hours, re-upping with the help of a willing assistant whenever my speech became coherent enough to ask for it. Duration of peak effects is around 35 minutes, with the entire experience lasting for around an hour, with an intense burning in the vein it was administered to for around 2-4 minutes after the entire solution was delivered. It's really difficult for me to say when peak affects were reached due to the length of time at which it took for the entire solution to run into my arm, but if pushed I'd say around 45 seconds after the entire solution had magically disappeared into my body.

I was having so much fun using ether, that me and said assistant managed to go through 2L in a 30 hour period, with some hopefully being spilt.

The next day however, was not so much fun. The hangover from this shit was unlike anything I've ever experienced. Think the day after st patricks day + a week awake on ice + the feeling of disgust and self-loathing after becoming rapemeat for some big nigger in prison. You aren't even close sunshine.

Unfortunately, this massive bout of the Tuesday blues wasn't enough to stop me from using several more litres of the shit over the next 2 or so months, and it's now come to the point where I'm no longer interested in it, bar occassionally mixing it with jager and doing shots of it.

Really, there isn't much point doing this to yourself unless you're having endoscopy done. Ether is far more recreational when huffed than IV'd. I only really did it because I was curious and well, curiosity kills the cat, or at least a lot of his braincells in this case.

Have fun and be safe.

*Replace the pronoun "I" with SWIM as you're reading.
**Please take into consideration that this was written whilst heavily affected by a concoction of chemicals that would make the average soccer-mum pass out from a sheer overload of self-righteous disgust. She'd probably even have to take an extra Valium and a double-strength gin just to calm down.

Nice writeup you fucking maniac.

You know, this sounds like a really, really good idea.

This.

Christ Almighty - that's fucking off the wall.

Amen.

Hopefully you haven't dissolved your veins away.

Booting ether? i never thought it possible. I've huffed and taken shots of that shit quite regularly, but hell, that sounds like fun.

What i would of said..

That was pretty fucking intense and this is from a dude who used to shoot up straight xanax in a 98% alcohol solution.

Stay safe,
Bos

I haven't read it yet, but ITS ABOUT TIME FUCKER!


lol jk, quality shit takes time, I know. Thank you so much btw, I will be saving this to my archive of shit. Not many totseans write ups end up in my archive. In fact, only one other one has made it in so far.

hows life been intravenous?

last i read you were getting hunted down and basically homeless...

bosnia now?

your one of the craziest mother fuckers here....

Ahhhh shit I just read that and laughed so fucking hard, I can totally picture you going around smashing your apartment up on either. And the pantsless bit had me laughing my ass off too.


Good shit. You really should submit that to erowid.

thought you couldn't legally leave the country for 5 years? how the fuck did you get your ass to bosnia? that was only about a year ago you had to get away from that heroin incident...

Hahahhaha, nice. I dont think I'll ever try that tho.

Cheers for the read, who was your helper?

I didn't know that I was in Bosnia. I was able to leave the country because I'm not fucking stupid, and that's all that I'm going to say on the subject.

Yeah I probably wouldn't shoot ether... there are much better things to damage my veins with.

Nice write up though, If I wasn't so ADHD I'd probably read at least half of it

Before I stop posting in my own thread, I just want to add that if you are inclined to try this please read the article that I supplied first. Please use lab grade ether. Please have someone there watching you and do not try to do some heroically stupid dose of the shit. All types of issues can occur when people start fucking around with anaesthetic doses of things.

I also really glossed over the amount of pain that comes from letting ether flow into a vein. If you read the article you'll see that lidocaine was administered to patients in the trial in order to stop complaints of pain, and even that was not 100% effective in stopping it. IV ether really isn't a good thing to do to your vascular system.

With that said, have fun, be safe.

I love you, you crazy mother fucker.

this. intravenous i may be drunk but i still love you

this. intravenous i may be drunk but i still love you
I doubt it. I'm black. Well, an Aborigine.

I doubt it. I'm black. Well, an Aborigine.

I could say a lot of mean things..

I could say a lot of mean things..
You're not the only one.

dirty abbos ;)

dirty abbos ;)
You love it dirty you filthy girl.

well, since you brought up Fear and Loathing i will say that inspite of your racial handicap you're very valuable to us :)

Nice one, IV

Awsome, great writeup.

Totse would be so much better if more aboriginals registered.

Why would you even do that, xanax has perfectly fine oral bioavailability, and it's not like you're chasing a rush, it's a fucking downer.