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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2008-06-25, 19:40
Gay Disease Gay Disease is offline
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Default I've got poison ivy on my penis and its driving me nuts!

what should I do? ib4 cut it off
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Old 2008-06-25, 19:48
Tommy Lund Tommy Lund is offline
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Default Re: I've got poison ivy on my penis and its driving me nuts!

Try rubbing sour cream on it.
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Old 2008-06-25, 20:14
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Ontario canada
Default Re: I've got poison ivy on my penis and its driving me nuts!

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Try rubbing sour cream on it.


no

try shoving it in my mouf
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Old 2008-06-25, 20:44
Bean_Doodle Bean_Doodle is offline
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Default Re: I've got poison ivy on my penis and its driving me nuts!

cut it off
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Old 2008-06-25, 21:32
Saline Colors Saline Colors is offline
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Default Re: I've got poison ivy on my penis and its driving me nuts!

Calamine lube?
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Old 2008-06-25, 22:47
psychomanthis psychomanthis is offline
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Default Re: I've got poison ivy on my penis and its driving me nuts!

Piss all over yourself. Or just dip your dick in a glass of concentrated ammonia. Oh yes.
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Old 2008-06-25, 23:26
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Default Re: I've got poison ivy on my penis and its driving me nuts!

had this happen to me, go to the doctor and they will give you a steroid that you take a couple times a day. I had it on my eyes too, which meant i didn't need to tell them about my dick. But anything like that means they will give you steroids.
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Old 2008-06-25, 23:46
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Default Re: I've got poison ivy on my penis and its driving me nuts!

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had this happen to me, go to the doctor and they will give you a steroid that you take a couple times a day. I had it on my eyes too, which meant i didn't need to tell them about my dick. But anything like that means they will give you steroids.


Paraphrase: You're gonna have one jacked up cock EEK!
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Old 2008-06-26, 00:02
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Default Re: I've got poison ivy on my penis and its driving me nuts!

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what should I do? ib4 cut it off


Murder/Suicide
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Old 2008-06-26, 02:21
stripped stripped is offline
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Default Re: I've got poison ivy on my penis and its driving me nuts!

I have poison ivy on my arm, my leg, and a little on my tummy. It itches so FUCKING bad and is also quite unappealing.
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Old 2008-06-26, 02:22
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Happened to me as well. Except mine was poison oak. I just manned up and toughed through it.

It was by no means fun and made masterbation Quite the challenge.
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Old 2008-06-26, 02:42
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Groovy.
Default Re: I've got poison ivy on my penis and its driving me nuts!

http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/2000/1697/25556-poison-ivy_400.jpg

So why are you not happy with ^ being on your penis?

Confused
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Old 2008-06-26, 02:54
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Looks like an STD and he can't get laid
 
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