but I digress.
recently I've been fucking this girl. first time we fucked I didn't use a condom 3 weeks later she tells me she's pregnant.
now I'm like "wat! no wai!" but she was determined and kept this up. eventually I was like "o shit." So she starts saying she was joking and stuff. and I'm relieved.
she turned it into some sort of inside joke and stuff. whatever.
now heres the thing.
today Im talking to her on the phone and she starts going on about how shes pregnant and stuff, and Im just trying to joke around it, clearly being unsettled by the situation, her asking about names and stuff. Im Asking her isn't she NOT pregnant?
she says no, she is, she didnt earlier want to freak me out. shes talking about how she wants t raise it on her own, while getting two jobs AND going to college....
Im sure she's joking and has a sick sense of humour..i hope...


thoughts anyone?

Tell her to take a test in front of you. Once you can confirm that she's not, you need to drop that bitch ASAP. She just wants to play games obviously.

dude how the hell would we know if your girlfriend is joking or not? we don't even know her

i fink your just lonely and want people to comment on your romantic life

oh yeah, forgot to add that part.

during our phone conversation, I mentioned wanting her to get tested and she said ok. we'll see how that works out.

What? I want peoples opinion on what I should do.
I don't care what people have to say about my romantic life.


and you are one to talk and such.

What? I want peoples opinion on what I should do.
I don't care what people have to say about my romantic life.


and you are one to talk and such.

lol wut?

when i ask totse for help i genuinely need help unlike u who's doing it for the attention..

well i suspect anyway

lol wut?

when i ask totse for help i genuinely need help unlike u who's doing it for the attention..

well i suspect anyway

dude, asking totse how to "get more white bois" is not genuine help.

dude, asking totse how to "get more white bois" is not genuine help.

It's not.

It's called blatant trolling. And only idiots take threads like that seriously.

It's not.

It's called blatant trolling. And only idiots take threads like that seriously.
the count me as an idiot, for it seems that is your only form of posting.

back to the topic at hand tho.

girl says shes pregnant then not pregnant then pregnant. wtf?

Maybe her joke flew over your head, because you're short and all...

lolololol.

have her take a home test with you being there. in less the 5 minutes, that little pee stick will tell you what is up.

FALCON PUNCH her, If she is pregnant, problem solved, if she isn't, that bitch now knows not to fuck around like that.

^ good second, if not first, choice. depending on the girl

You posted here before making her take a pee stick in front of you?

Seriously?

No one jokes about pregnancy... If she is she is a demented bitch and should abort her child immediately.

Bye. And fuck you you gay, attention whore midget fuck.

The fact that everyone is flaming Awk makes this thread fun.

I beg to differ.

You posted here before making her take a pee stick in front of you?

Seriously?

No one jokes about pregnancy... If she is she is a demented bitch and should abort her child immediately.

Bye. And fuck you you gay, attention whore midget fuck.

yes I posted here before making her take a "pee stick test" shit. it's totse.

and how the fuck am I attention whoring?

*laughs at OP*

I beg to differ.



yes I posted here before making her take a "pee stick test" shit. it's totse.

and how the fuck am I attention whoring?

I felt obligated to insult you because you are short.

I felt obligated to insult you because you are short.

ok...but how am I attention whoring?

I'm just looking for advice, I'm terrified.

ok...but how am I attention whoring?

you just give out this "attention-whoring" vibe. I don't know if you are just pretending that you don't know or maybe you really don't know your attention whoring.


I'm just looking for advice, I'm terrified.

No you are not.

Not from your original post anyway. For god's sake you said "preggz0rz" or some such shit in the thread title. You were in a light-hearted mood. You are only saying you are terrified because you don't want people to think you are attention whoring.

Not from your original post anyway. For god's sake you said "preggz0rz" or some such shit in the thread title. You were in a light-hearted mood. You are only saying you are terrified because you don't want people to think you are attention whoring.

listen up wan.
the title, that was derived from the original pregnancy thread called "OMG is she teh pregzorz" pr something to that extent.
I just called it the same thing.

listen up wan.

I am not sure if I like your tone.

How would you feel if I were to say to you "listen up, awkibo"?


the title, that was derived from the original pregnancy thread called "OMG is she teh pregzorz" pr something to that extent.
I just called it the same thing.

And there was no way of us knowing it, was there? After all we may not have all read your previous thread and furthermore been privy to your thought process, and therefore, it's only natural for us to not take you seriously, on account of the flippant way you worded your title.

I know a chick just like this one. She really liked this one guy, like insanely so she told them she was pregnant after they fucked, even though I really doubt she was.

She's looking for attention, don't give it to her.

She's not pregnant, she's just fucking with you.

she sounds like shes fucking 13 years old...

GUESSWHAT?

you sir are correct.
mebe.

she told me she wasnt pregnant today, and beside better judgement I didnt brea up with her and in fact fucked her without a condom, she DOES take birthcontrol.

ummmmmmmmmyeah.

GUESSWHAT?

you sir are correct.
mebe.

she told me she wasnt pregnant today, and beside better judgement I didnt brea up with her and in fact fucked her without a condom, she DOES take birthcontrol.

ummmmmmmmmyeah.

I have just yelled at another totse poster for being a retard. I'll say the same to you.

EAT SHIT AND DIE, AND GET OFF TOTSE.

Fuck, if I ever see you around Toronto I'll beat the shit out of you for being suck a pussy ass fucking cunt.

I have just yelled at another totse poster for being a retard. I'll say the same to you.

EAT SHIT AND DIE, AND GET OFF TOTSE.

Fuck, if I ever see you around Toronto I'll beat the shit out of you for being suck a pussy ass fucking cunt.

no you wont.

GUESSWHAT?

you sir are correct.
mebe.

she told me she wasnt pregnant today, and beside better judgement I didnt brea up with her and in fact fucked her without a condom, she DOES take birthcontrol.

ummmmmmmmmyeah.


You believe her? About the birth control? Right after she tried to convince you hat she was pregnant? Seriously? You sir, are a chump.