If you are reading this thread, than obviously you are a pussy.

You are a pussy because you are viewing this thread because you think you are a pussy.

You think you are a pussy because you don't have pussy.

You don't have pussy because you think you're a pussy.

If you think you have pussy you may have pussy.

Or it could be something else.

Or you're reading this thread because you are mod of this forum and it is unfortunately your job to read all the crap that gets posted here.