I dress well, I'm pretty rich, I smell nice and I threat every woman I meet like a queen. And they do nothing but reject me no matter how nice I threat them.

I'm not ugly, big deal I have a 2 foot dead fetus hanging from the side of my head but I grew my hair and you can barely notice him. Sometimes women even go as far as to run in fear because they think he's screaming in pain but it's just air escaping.

So S&A what can I do to solve this problem?

Make up. On the foetus. Make him pretty.

kill it with fire

Didn't you see that episode of South Park with the fetus-head chick. I don't remember what happened, so I can't tell you what the moral was. But watching it would be a step in the right direction.

I think they beat a bunch of chinese at dodgeball. Actually that sounds like pretty good advice.

Those shallow bitches

To be fair, if the fetus was black they might be afraid it might try to mug them if they get too close.