No, they aren't better than us rabbitweed. If I got that lonely I would probably crack under the pressure and go on a rampage than be as pathetic as some of those people.

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/w4m/728051556.html

That's the funniest to me. I can't see why a 20 year old (who may even be passable looking) would be searching for a guy up to 35 years old...

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/w4m/725699821.html

Sweep you off your feet? Yeah...and feel the earth tremble.

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/w4m/724888045.html

Pretty nice actually.

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/w4m/712494730.html

Fat, but hardly laughable.

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/w4m/706970827.html

Looks good, but scrabble? Nigga please.

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/w4m/704236766.html

Only funny because I have no idea what a SBMFESESW is.

There's nobody too freaky in Toronto. Which is a shame, I'd love to make fun of some RHPS types.

This thread has soooo much potential.


http://madison.craigslist.org/w4m/725371130.html

I feel kind of bad for her, but the pic just makes it look like the gates of hell are just out of view next to the dog.


http://madison.craigslist.org/w4m/723286025.html

So many psychobitch flags in this one...such as the line about being a low-maintenance energizer bunny.


http://madison.craigslist.org/w4m/719196336.html

hehehe "nice body tone"


http://madison.craigslist.org/w4m/713303022.html

who takes myspace pics of their dogs?


http://madison.craigslist.org/w4m/705614338.html

I can't tell if I'd do her or not...leaning towards no with the botox face

http://madison.craigslist.org/w4m/705614338.html

I can't tell if I'd do her or not...leaning towards no with the botox face

Dude... she has a two year old son. Stay away from that shit.

Dude... she has a two year old son. Stay away from that shit.

Why???!

http://oculosis.com/maraby/tmp/pedobear.png

I was going on looks alone, nothing else. Definitely a no if you bring in all the baggage. But then, just about everybody doing a craigslist personal is a no if you dont base it on only looks.

On the other hand...

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/w4w/

I feel like replying to a lot of those, stringing them along for a week, and then casually mentioning I'm male...

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/w4w/722384772.html

Nice getup batgirl.

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/stp/728373098.html

Wow. Winnar.

"If you need a blow job from a hot mouth I can help". Haha, didn't see that coming.

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/stp/727712223.html

He won't hit on you. Seriously. He won't. Believe him guys.

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/stp/725810771.html

New Winner. Black man seeks to marry white woman. Nice.

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http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/w4m/706970827.html

Looks good, but scrabble? Nigga please.

.

I'd scrabble her brains out.

Next step is to make contact.

OH and when I say passable, it is for Tranies. FYI

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/w4m/728193971.html

hahaha doesn't want to have kids....don't worry, I doubt anybody will want to


http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/w4m/728051035.html

my first thoughts on this pic were:
Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
Navy beans, navy beans
Meatloaf sandwich
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe


http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/w4m/727267871.html

Not bad at all, but if she has the same attitude as the movie character I'd end up jumping off a bridge.


http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/w4m/713986118.html

she sneaks in the fact that she's huge at the last minute lol


h ttp://milwaukee.craigslist.org/m4w/728605602.html -dead link

penis just retracted into my body.

I never looked at craigs list for personals, theres alot of damn fine hotties in or around houston

Lulz, body massage! (http://kitchener.en.craigslist.ca/cas/726994133.html)

I wish I could say that I did that, but I did not.

AHHHH HA HA HA! "Bring some Pepsi and some body oil."

Why not give up? I think that answer is pretty clear. (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/w4m/728188962.html)

Green eyes can be for you! (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/w4m/726998322.html)

She would like a guy with teeth. (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/w4m/726464225.html)

Why is she on craigslist? HAWT (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/w4m/724913441.html)

For some reason she just frightened me. (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/w4m/724969531.html)

Don't smoke meth, kids. (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/m4w/728599995.html)

Who knew? Jesus is on craigslist now! (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/m4w/727210468.html)

MOREZ

Nigga says he's mentally challenged. (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/m4w/725231789.html)

Maybe if I play a guitar, I'll be a sexier hippie. (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/m4w/724986753.html)

Oh Noes! (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/m4w/724974903.html)

So Do You Have What It Takes To Be My Stalker? BAHHHahahhahahhhahhahahahah (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/m4w/724974903.html)

The Craigslist prostitute best of list:

Peaches, you vixen you. 80 bucks? I'm all over it. (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/ers/728823326.html)

It looks like an eye, a fucking scary eye. (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/ers/728707823.html)

Ew. (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/ers/728132985.html)

That poor child... (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/ers/728091321.html)

OH MY GOD NO (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/ers/727043301.html)

Even unattractive people fuck. Let them fuck each other.

Who knew? Jesus is on craigslist now! (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/m4w/727210468.html)

Hi, I am 5'8, 145 lb, black hair, athletic, strong, good lookin', honest, caring, sincere, and to the point. I am also a devout Catholic striving for holiness.

I am seeking someone that:
1) puts God first - [devoted Catholic or Christian]
2) has some interest in sports, site seeing, exercise, travel.
3) is willin' to save sex till marriage, against contraception, pill etc, and is PRO-LIFE
4) Not materialistic
6) somewhat Sacrificial

I'm not condemning anyone, God is Mercy, all we need to do is seek it.
send me a pic if you can.
God bless

I have a problem here, what happened to #5?

if he is tying to be holy, umm should he really be looking for a female?

And by somewhat sarcaficial does this include old testament Alters and the such?

This thread is a winnar.

I'm not condemning anyone, God is Mercy, all we need to do is seek it.

What does this even mean?

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/w4m/728811326.html

Has to be a scam.

he is kinda hot for a girl (http://columbusga.craigslist.org/cas/683272790.html)


I never thought i'd say this, but i'd fuck the shit out of him.

No surprise you have Ilikejuevos in here trying to pick herself up about the way her life is going...

AHHHH HA HA HA! "Bring some Pepsi and some body oil."

Lmfao- that made my whole night.

But really. This thread makes me so sad. These poor, pathetic, honest people.
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/cas/729260014.html
I don't really understand what a sugar daddy is anymore.
And also this-
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/cas/729232807.html

I had to bring this thread back because of this one I just found. How is posting myspace pictures of yourself supposed to help sell your car?
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/car/759323093.html

http://norfolk.craigslist.org/ers/759544477.html:(

Winnar. : )

-N-