So say hypothetically someone were to run across an opportunity to get a very large amount of good powder for an ungodly low price. The problem is, it is a sixteen hour ride away and the only way that someone could make the journey would be with someone else who is going to pick up a large amount of green, also at very low prices.

This amigo is no bueno when it comes to riding back with the girl, but the opportunity is once in a lifetime and the hypothetical guy would kick himself forever if he didn't seize it. So, all that being said, I guess the only ways to transport it back are by a parcel service, or, and this one just came to me, via greyhound bus.

So, my questions are:

1) How would one go about mailing (what service, packaging, etc.) a large amount (1/2 key+) of cocaine without it being detected?

2) Does anyone have experience taking drugs on a bus? They don't have security do they, it's kinda like get on, get off for a smoke, get on again...., right? How much safer would riding a bus be than driving with it?

Sorry if this post is a little crazy, I'm fucking crazy right now trying to figure out how I'm going to do this. Fuck!

take the bus for sure I've never seen buses with security hell I've smoked weed and heroin (and cooked up some fake heroin made of brown sugar lol) in the back of a bus

I say fucking GO FOR IT but be careful dude lots of powder = sketchsville

Don't try to mail a half kilo I'll tell you that much.

Hunter S. Thompson had 500 grams of cocaine delivered through the mail inside of a pile of hollowed out national geographics... do not use Fedex, the untied states postal service is by far better, using a private company like fedex, they reserve the right to go through your mail, the ups generally doesn't go through packages...

you could just drive... get a box, put coke in box, package it appropriately to be shipped. and leave it in your trunk with a whole bunch of bags and things to make it look like your going on vacation somewhere... they arent going to go through your trunk if your pulled over, and they definitely arent allowed to open mail of yours... if they have a dog your probably fucked. but ive never been pulled over by a k9 unit..

as for using the bus, ive never taken one so i cant help...

Why not, fuck it I mail my uncle three cartons of cigarettes a month and have for years because they are like a third of the price down here. That's technically illegal but I've never got in trouble. I can't see dogs sniffing all packages, like going down a conveyor belt or some shit.



Rizzo dude I'm liking the bus more and more. A sixteen hour car ride is like a month on a bus though, ain't it? Who here's been on a greyhound lately?

Okay let me see here:

3 cartons of cigarettes= Legal

Half kilo of cocaine= Schedule II

Same thing.

....

Right?

Why not, fuck it I mail my uncle three cartons of cigarettes a month and have for years because they are like a third of the price down here. That's technically illegal but I've never got in trouble. I can't see dogs sniffing all packages, like going down a conveyor belt or some shit.



Rizzo dude I'm liking the bus more and more. A sixteen hour car ride is like a month on a bus though, ain't it? Who here's been on a greyhound lately?

no I doubt it would really be too much longer

I don't take the buss more than like, ~30 miles though so I can't really say. but the time it takes is relatively similar to driving, the stops really don't take THAT long.

and it's honestly a lot more comfortable (well depends on what bus service - I haven't used greyhound)

Take the bus and some ammonia, smoke rocks all the way back.

With the time the whole process will take, the cost of the whole process (not counting the score), the potential gayness with the person you'll have to go with, the risk of the deal not going through, the possibility of the quality(/quantity) not being as good as expected, and the high risk of you getting caught due to you probably not knowing the area you'll be at that well, shit going down between you and the seller, and the many ways you can get fucked on the long way back if you drive or if you take the bus that you don't have much info on, and the high risk of mailing illegal substances at all not to mention mailing such a high quantity of it....is it still that ridiculously inexpensive?

Go for it if you think so, all I am pointing out is that there are more things to consider than the price tag of the item itself, and when those often ignored costs are applied to elaborate drug scoring missions, you can end up paying a lot more than what you thought, or with more than just cash.

You'll probably be ok...but be careful.

dont ask what i would do. Ask yourself... what would Brian Boitano do?

What Would Pablo Escobar do?


He would lol at your shitty coke.

I feel I must point out that Nickalodeon covered this very question for years. I followed this documentary off and on until the end. What I gathered from it is, you should go for it because if you try your best you might get what you wanted plus a giftcard to toy r us, and the worst that can happen if you get caught is you have to go through the Pie Wash. Mark Summers hosted every episode, and he never did any jail time. He's on the Food Network now fighting for the rights of those countless pies that are wasted every day just to fight an endless war, unlike Mark on his program where his pies were specially made for his experiment (which is why the pies always appeared so high in quality and unlike any other pie that you poser uneducated conformists buy from your local Marie Calenders.

So don't worry about who the above posters are saying you should consider before attempting this. There is only one man who has the precise answer that you crave for. For he not just asked, but answered this question long ago so that none should ever have to put their freedom at stake like he did ever again.

What would Mark Summers do?

^^^^^^man... what theeeee fuck are you talking about?

I've ridden a greyhound bus from Houston to Corpus Christi before... I just recommend having at least some music to keep you entertained, and possibly something to do. Or just fall asleep, and you'll wake up either with a much shorter time until you get there, or you'll be there.

stfu plehemy is finally on meth again just bask in the glory of it all

You make some good points. My associate and I have talked it over and I think we're going to just go down there, get some weed and secure the connection, and come back so I can get blunted and scheme on how I'm going to get this fucking powder.

I was too excited to think straight earlier. I was looking for a way that wasn't there. Damn it damn it damn it there should be a way to do this

Greyhound bus.

I wouldn't reccomend a Greyhound. They're rather expensive and I've had my bag searched on them more than once, although never my person. Taking a train back is cheaper and NOBODY gets searched on a train. You can also drink the entire way back.

A very large amount of good powder for an ungodly low price, you say?

What would i do?

Stay the fuck FAR FAR away
for more then a couple of reason too....

I assure you that the greyhound will work. Just don't look like a hippy or suspicious. And if your a fucking idiot hippy don't even try. And watch the Amtrak they are doing random searches these days. Parcel service also deffianitly works, just vacuum seal it, wash the bag after its sealed and throw it in a box with a bunch of chips. With a vacuum sealer you can open the chips(use a razer), put it in then use the heat sealer on the vacuum sealer to seal the chips, they'll look brand new if you dont fuck it up when you first open it. Use 3 day, and USPS. Though I know a guy who uses over night all the time and has never gotten fucked.

O and if it is too good to be true your gonna get robbed. I know

I figured this out a while ago.

BUS

I have heard of instance where bus' have been pulled over but as long as no one knows. DON'T tell anyone, and relax. you will be fine



1. Buy two bags of chips, lg bags like lays

2.Open up carefully

3. dispose of chips

4. put drugs in

5. super glue bag shut

6. put in a duffel with clothes and shit.

7. check bag under coach.

* the thing is at the greyhound station, they only weigh your bag, and ask for the value of items incase it gets lost. They do not open it or xray it. And I have never seen dogs at the station.

I don't know where you are from but if there is a trailways there, they are a lot easier.

It works, I have carried copious amounts of things this way.

This^

I knew some crazy fucks that shipped, thru the mail, large amounts of coke in candle wax

Damn this thread's still alive?

I knew some crazy fucks that shipped, thru the mail, large amounts of coke in candle wax

That would be the way i would have done it but amigo is all good now so I'm just gonna ride with it. Probably going to pick up a half k monday wish me luck guys.

cop that shit son.

and remember, if it's too good to be true than your probably gonna get robbed or beat or bunk stuff.

Hire a fucking driver. If your getting this coke cheap, you should be about to make some bank. Just pay one of your friends( or really anybody that's cool with your life) gas money plus smoke them out and give them a free line.

Also, this is pretty shady. I would bring weapons and a crew.

EDIT: Oh yeah, remember to give the driver the drugs after you get to your house. Don't let him drive dirty.