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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2008-06-20, 16:25
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BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!
Default If women had a penis.

We know exactly what a guy is thinking and how to gauge his level of sexual desire and intensity solely by looking at his meat whistle.

Say hypothetically we were anatomically reversed, what would it take for a girl to get it up?....

What I want to do is determine if we have the same level of sexual desire and just get some crazy questions finally answered.

While this thread is basically aiming to collect data from the female persuasion, if you have any helpful input, it will be much appreciated.

1.) Sometimes I see women hug their female friends hello for over a solid 20 seconds with full breast connectivity. Sometimes I see them squishing together, and it looks that they seem to be enjoying the blatant connectivity. Do you think you think that would be enough to spark a boner?

2.) Do you think the above scenario would be different if you were having the same contact with a male?

3.) Men often are in full salute if they are being massaged or touched sensually by an attractive member of the opposite sex. Do you think that would be the case in this situation?

4.) What do you think some of the minimum things would set you off?

5.) What do you think would give you a woody, which doesn't a male?

Any other input you think might aid my "research", please share.
 #2 
Old 2008-06-20, 16:30
PieGirl PieGirl is offline
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Default Re: If women had a penis.

I think the sheer fact that I had a penor that I could feel being there would give me an instaboner at almost anything.

Poor men.
*pat pat*
 #3 
Old 2008-06-20, 17:13
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Bay Area, Ca
Default Re: If women had a penis.

They would get a boner at the slightest possible thing like everything else with a penis.


Every time a pigeon farts their flag would be flying high.
 #4 
Old 2008-06-20, 18:48
CarbonB CarbonB is offline
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Default Re: If women had a penis.

Quote:
Originally Posted by NuclearWinter
We know exactly what a guy is thinking and how to gauge his level of sexual desire and intensity solely by looking at his meat whistle.

Say hypothetically we were anatomically reversed, what would it take for a girl to get it up?....

What I want to do is determine if we have the same level of sexual desire and just get some crazy questions finally answered.

While this thread is basically aiming to collect data from the female persuasion, if you have any helpful input, it will be much appreciated.

1.) Sometimes I see women hug their female friends hello for over a solid 20 seconds with full breast connectivity. Sometimes I see them squishing together, and it looks that they seem to be enjoying the blatant connectivity. Do you think you think that would be enough to spark a boner?

2.) Do you think the above scenario would be different if you were having the same contact with a male?

3.) Men often are in full salute if they are being massaged or touched sensually by an attractive member of the opposite sex. Do you think that would be the case in this situation?

4.) What do you think some of the minimum things would set you off?

5.) What do you think would give you a woody, which doesn't a male?

Any other input you think might aid my "research", please share.


Would women have like super penis'? Since I think the clit is way more sensitive than the head of a dick, would they have a super sensitive dick?
 #5 
Old 2008-06-20, 19:02
IDontLoveYou IDontLoveYou is offline
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Default Re: If women had a penis.

If women had penis' everyone would be getting fucked.
 #6 
Old 2008-06-20, 19:07
PieGirl PieGirl is offline
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Default Re: If women had a penis.

Would women have like super penis'? Since I think the clit is way more sensitive than the head of a dick, would they have a super sensitive dick?

The clitoris is twice as sensitive

I learnt that when I went to see the vagina monologues

*nods proudly*
 #7 
Old 2008-06-20, 19:51
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totse
Default Re: If women had a penis.

I'd have boner 24/7.
 #8 
Old 2008-06-20, 23:48
stripped stripped is offline
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Default Re: If women had a penis.

What would give me a boner? Meh, same things that guys get boners over. Long french kisses, being touched all over, getting the inside of my leg rubbed, my tits being played with. All the normal stuff.
 #9 
Old 2008-06-21, 22:51
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Groovy.
Default Re: If women had a penis.

Quote:
Originally Posted by stripped
What would give me a boner? Meh, same things that guys get boners over. Long french kisses, being touched all over, getting the inside of my leg rubbed, my tits being played with. All the normal stuff.


Hawt.
 #10 
Old 2008-06-21, 23:42
LavaRed LavaRed is offline
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Default Re: If women had a penis.

This thread is really hot. Seriously.
That being said, well, I suppose they would get a boner with all the same things as males do no?
 #11 
Old 2008-06-22, 00:28
Savin_Jesus Savin_Jesus is offline
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Default Re: If women had a penis.

I'd suck it.
 #12 
Old 2008-06-22, 02:03
soro_one soro_one is offline
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Default Re: If women had a penis.

Humans would go into extinction because they would all be jacking off instead of reproducing.
 #13 
Old 2008-06-22, 02:21
stab stab is offline
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Default Re: If women had a penis.

This thread is really hot.

It's really, really not.
 #14 
Old 2008-06-22, 10:31
stegz stegz is offline
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Default Re: If women had a penis.

it's a trap
 #15 
Old 2008-06-22, 10:35
Solidus Solidus is offline
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Default Re: If women had a penis.

it's a trap

We must hit it. Mad
 #16 
Old 2008-06-22, 11:35
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dodging the rain and tractors
Default Re: If women had a penis.

*is sorely disappointed to find no one has yet posted some sweet tranny sex pics*

S&A you're slipping.

*goes off to look at the ladyboy pics on UseNext*
 #17 
Old 2008-06-22, 12:18
Mr. Stabby Mr. Stabby is offline
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Default Re: If women had a penis.

what would be the point in men?
 #18 
Old 2008-06-22, 12:22
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BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!
Default Re: If women had a penis.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Stabby
what would be the point in men?


Say hypothetically we were anatomically reversed, what would it take for a girl to get it up?.....

Meaning in that scenario men would theoretically have vaginas.
 #19 
Old 2008-06-22, 12:24
Mr. Stabby Mr. Stabby is offline
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Default Re: If women had a penis.

.

Meaning in that scenario men would theoretically have vaginas.

Oh so we're there for makin the sammiches now?

I get it.
 #20 
Old 2008-06-22, 17:50
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Reading Pa USA
Default Re: If women had a penis.

it's a trap

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 #21 
Old 2008-06-22, 17:59
bittersweetsymphony bittersweetsymphony is offline
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Default Re: If women had a penis.

I imagine the same things that got me wet would now give me a boner. Makin' out hXc and groping and dirty talk all that great stuff.
 #22 
Old 2008-06-22, 21:02
Fire-Man Fire-Man is offline
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Default Re: If women had a penis.

Would women have like super penis'? Since I think the clit is way more sensitive than the head of a dick, would they have a super sensitive dick?

The clit is an undeveloped penis, isn't it?
 #23 
Old 2008-06-22, 22:48
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Groovy.
Default Re: If women had a penis.

The clit is an undeveloped penis, isn't it?

Fuck you. I didn't want to now that. Mad
 #24 
Old 2008-06-23, 01:38
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The forests of Norway
Default Re: If women had a penis.

I don't know what women as a conglomerated whole would do with a singular penis.
 #25 
Old 2008-06-23, 07:16
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San Francisco
Default Re: If women had a penis.

Since I think the clit is way more sensitive than the head of a dick
Only if yours was sliced up at birth.
 #26 
Old 2008-06-24, 04:32
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Default Re: If women had a penis.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Asmodeuss
I don't know what women as a conglomerated whole would do with a singular penis.


Obviously they would collectively (non metaphorically) rape the earth with their massive shared dong
 #27 
Old 2008-06-24, 04:56
HTS-Noob HTS-Noob is offline
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Default Re: If women had a penis.

Only if yours was sliced up at birth.

A clit is way more sensitive regardless of whether you've been mutilated or not.
 #28 
Old 2008-06-24, 16:05
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Ontario canada
Default Re: If women had a penis.

The clitoris is twice as sensitive

I learnt that when I went to see the vagina monologues

*nods proudly*

lol gurl

you realise you just sounded fucking cute, right?
 #29 
Old 2008-06-24, 16:08
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Ontario canada
Default Re: If women had a penis.

This thread is really hot.

No it's not.

This thread in fact does not make much sense at all. If women had penises, they would in fact be men...

In any event, I think the OP might have been better off asking what women find sexually arousing/what would make them wet, which would have been less convoluted and made more sense.
 #30 
Old 2008-06-24, 16:09
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Ontario canada
Default Re: If women had a penis.

Quote:
Originally Posted by jackketch
*is sorely disappointed to find no one has yet posted some sweet tranny sex pics*

S&A you're slipping.

*goes off to look at the ladyboy pics on UseNext*


chicks with dicks much, jack?
 #31 
Old 2008-06-24, 16:10
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Ontario canada
Default Re: If women had a penis.

Oh so we're there for makin the sammiches now?

I get it.

and getting fucked in the ass

dont you forget it, woman
 #32 
Old 2008-06-25, 01:01
LavaRed LavaRed is offline
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Default Re: If women had a penis.

No it's not.

This thread in fact does not make much sense at all. If women had penises, they would in fact be men...

In any event, I think the OP might have been better off asking what women find sexually arousing/what would make them wet, which would have been less convoluted and made more sense.


chicks with dicks much


I dig them. I think it's hot.Cool
 #33 
Old 2008-06-25, 01:40
zuperxtreme zuperxtreme is offline
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Default Re: If women had a penis.

Quote:
Originally Posted by stripped
What would give me a boner? Meh, same things that guys get boners over. Long french kisses, being touched all over, getting the inside of my leg rubbed, my tits being played with. All the normal stuff.


You aren't a guy. Let me add some more:

Girls
Girls with boobs
Girls with big boobs
Girl ass
Girls with big asses
When a chick bends over(for any reason)
Anything a girl does sexually.
etc..
etc...

Really. Just thinking about the last time you had sex will give you a boner.
Hell, we wake up with one every day for no apparent reason. And we get some for no reason whatsoever some times too.
 #34 
Old 2008-06-25, 03:32
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Default Re: If women had a penis.

We know exactly what a guy is thinking and how to gauge his level of sexual desire and intensity solely by looking at his meat whistle.

Completely off-topic, I actually have seen ladies visibly soaked through their clothing.

It's a bit harder to hide than a stiffy tucked into the elastic of the tighty whities...
 #35 
Old 2008-06-25, 03:37
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Groovy.
Default Re: If women had a penis.

Completely off-topic, I actually have seen ladies visibly soaked through their clothing.

It's a bit harder to hide than a stiffy tucked into the elastic of the tighty whities...

I fapped.
 
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