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 #1 
Old 2008-06-20, 10:22
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Default Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

:(Mad

Fuck. If you don't know what I'm talking about, search for the thread.

Well I think they found out, they figured out that we were doing something while they weren't home.

I don't know what to do, I hope they don't tell my relatives and all that shit.

I just need some place to vent, :(
 #2 
Old 2008-06-20, 10:28
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Elysium
Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

Outside of the box, theres no problem with it, add peoples morals into that box, and you're fucked.
 #3 
Old 2008-06-20, 10:33
Bean_Doodle Bean_Doodle is offline
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...
Ha
 #4 
Old 2008-06-20, 10:35
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Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

...
Ha
Yea... I laugh at threads like this, until it happens to me...
 #5 
Old 2008-06-20, 11:26
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They wont tell anyone because the don't know for sure.
unless you admitted it.....
also out of respect for your stepsister they will keep it quite.
 #6 
Old 2008-06-20, 11:50
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Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

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Originally Posted by Numberjumbo
:(Mad

Fuck. If you don't know what I'm talking about, search for the thread.

Well I think they found out, they figured out that we were doing something while they weren't home.

I don't know what to do, I hope they don't tell my relatives and all that shit.

I just need some place to vent, :(


Is your mom hot? This could still end in win...
 #7 
Old 2008-06-20, 12:31
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New Zealand
Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

Is your mom hot? This could still end in win...
My dad + her mum.

I am not totally sure, but my stepsister reckons they know, or they know we did something together, but she won't tell me what they know.
 #8 
Old 2008-06-20, 12:41
superspeedz superspeedz is offline
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Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

My dad + her mum.

I am not totally sure, but my stepsister reckons they know, or they know we did something together, but she won't tell me what they know.

if they ask say you guys kissed by accident and then stopped thinking your family and can't go forward with it.
 #9 
Old 2008-06-20, 13:00
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Straya
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wut
 #10 
Old 2008-06-20, 13:05
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second star to the right.
Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

how the hell did they find out numjum?
also, you and the step-sis are talking now?

detail man, DETAILS!
 #11 
Old 2008-06-20, 13:30
Bean_Doodle Bean_Doodle is offline
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Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

Yea... I laugh at threads like this, until it happens to me...

I know, why do you think Im doing it?
Im trying to gather massive amounts of karma so one day Ill fuck my hot relative.
duh
 #12 
Old 2008-06-20, 13:45
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Trollism is a social construct
Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

blame it on this.


http://www.totse.com/en/erotica/incest/mystepsisterma168989.html
 #13 
Old 2008-06-20, 13:49
Optionryder420 Optionryder420 is offline
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Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

Well, who cares?

It was your step sister, no blood connection, do it again even.
 #14 
Old 2008-06-20, 13:53
asdfghasdfgh asdfghasdfgh is offline
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Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

Did SHE tell on you?
 #15 
Old 2008-06-20, 15:38
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Durham, UK.
Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

Did SHE tell on you?

This much is obvious.
 #16 
Old 2008-06-20, 16:07
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the moon
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Fuck that bitch good and hard for telling on you!
 #17 
Old 2008-06-20, 16:20
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a.K.a Dfg (PK)
Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

Op, you need to chill and DENY EVERYTHING!
Be the fucking Government for once.
 #18 
Old 2008-06-20, 16:26
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bangor northern ireland
Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

Is your mom hot? This could still end in win...

LMAO!!

i miss the +1 respect thing so much when i come across little gems like this post
 #19 
Old 2008-06-20, 17:17
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Bay Area, Ca
Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

Quote:
Originally Posted by albino 101
Fuck that bitch good and hard for telling on you!


This seems the most logical counter to your problem.
 #20 
Old 2008-06-20, 20:36
TLV TLV is offline
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Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

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Originally Posted by The Methematician
blame it on this.


http://www.totse.com/en/erotica/incest/mystepsisterma168989.html





+1 for this, one of my fav text files
 #21 
Old 2008-06-20, 23:51
woopsueypigs77 woopsueypigs77 is offline
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Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

+1 for this, one of my fav text files

Same.
 #22 
Old 2008-06-21, 00:16
Havoc737903 Havoc737903 is offline
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Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

I demand pics.
 #23 
Old 2008-06-21, 01:42
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Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

My dad + her mum.

If you attain a mother-daughter thresome, you will in fact have more win than internet.

It is win.
 #24 
Old 2008-06-21, 03:52
ViperX202 ViperX202 is offline
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Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

Yea... I laugh at threads like this, until it happens to me...

lmfaooo
 #25 
Old 2008-06-22, 05:15
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New Zealand
Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

Yea, I haven't been on here for a while, over 24 hours.

My dad said, "we have found out you and [sister] have done something...something that is usually shunned upon in society..", as soon as he said that, I fuckin' shat myself. He just walked into my room, me playing GTA4, and lays that shit on me.

I am like, "I don't understand, please expand on your theory.", then he says, "We will talk about this later, this is shocking."

Seriously, wtf? I asked my sister how they knew, and she said she may have written it in her dairy, and my stepmum often reads it. She says she didn't exactly write my name, but stepmum put all of the clues together.

:o
 #26 
Old 2008-06-22, 05:24
Chemical Eudaemonia Chemical Eudaemonia is offline
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Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

who gives a fuck? fuck her again, fuck her in your room with the door open right infront of all those stupid faggots. what the fuck are they gonna do, reach behind and pull your dick out? fucking niggas can't do shit so fuck all day.
 #27 
Old 2008-06-22, 05:25
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Trollism is a social construct
Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

IT'S OK. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=jQp0KowG67A)
 #28 
Old 2008-06-22, 07:04
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totse
Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

She's your step-sister. What's the problem? Unless you guys grew up together, it's not creepy. It's pretty much what's to be expected when you throw 2 teenagers into a house together.
 #29 
Old 2008-06-22, 07:38
shill shill is offline
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Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

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Originally Posted by xilikeeggs0
She's your step-sister. What's the problem? Unless you guys grew up together, it's not creepy. It's pretty much what's to be expected when you throw 2 teenagers into a house together.


His dad is mad at him or something.
 #30 
Old 2008-06-22, 07:39
riseofthedarkside riseofthedarkside is offline
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Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

I fucked my step sister

uhhh....ok....congratulations? perfectly normal I mean nothing to be worried about

"we have found out you and [sister] have done something...something that is usually shunned upon in society.."

.......cause sex is bad for you, mmmmkay?

Seriously....when was the last time you even cared about SOCIETY? Fuck them....they're just jealous cause they're too "moralistic" to get any poon (except the filthy hooker and cheap coke that gave them reason to hate sex).

I am like, "I don't understand, please expand on your theory."

Good, good, deny knowing anything, then if it continues deny having done it....that is of course unless she was dumb enough to leave evidence that you fucked her.....she didn't, right?

"..she said she may have written it in her diary, and my stepmum often reads it."

.......What in the blue fuck was she thinking? Seriously, fuck her again...she owes you for the shit you're about to face from the parents....and hell, you might as well cause it's gonna be really fuckin tough later.

Who keeps a diary in easy access to parents? Isn't the term "diary" supposed to infer privacy?

Anyways, WIN to you ;)...you got laid......sorry you got caught

Your step-sister is full of FAIL, however :o

Make her pay.......Cool Good Luck
 #31 
Old 2008-06-22, 07:47
Savin_Jesus Savin_Jesus is offline
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Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

Show them this thread, and some erotica text files, they will tottally understand.


This thread still has no pics..
 #32 
Old 2008-06-22, 08:02
riseofthedarkside riseofthedarkside is offline
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Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

This thread still has no pics..

...what he said.
Fix this.
 #33 
Old 2008-06-22, 09:07
Mik-O Mik-O is offline
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Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

one more hour that this thread has been pic-less

and seriously, like the guy above said, this is what happens when you put 2 teenagers in the same house and set up these restrictions
 #34 
Old 2008-06-22, 09:22
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New Zealand
Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

I'm not putting images of her on here.
 #35 
Old 2008-06-22, 15:01
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second star to the right.
Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

Quote:
Originally Posted by Numberjumbo
I'm not putting images of her on here.


smart lad.

now, how are you going to rectify this situation.
have you talked to them yet?

You could just be lie, which would be the best course of action in MY opinion.
or
You could tell the 'rents to fuck off and not invade your private life.

You don't have any thing still ongoing with the step sis do you? If you do, you might wanna stop that stuff for a bit.
 #36 
Old 2008-06-22, 19:43
Savin_Jesus Savin_Jesus is offline
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Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

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Originally Posted by Numberjumbo
I'm not putting images of her on here.


A body shot would be just fine.

Obviously you HAVE pics or you would just say " I don't have pics"

Blur out her face.
 #37 
Old 2008-06-23, 03:00
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New Zealand
Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

I don't have pics.

...No I will not take pics of her.

I will just tell them that nothing happened, and deny everything.
 #38 
Old 2008-06-23, 03:22
MR.Kitty55 MR.Kitty55 is offline
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Yea... I laugh at threads like this, until it happens to me...

dont let it ....you sick perverts....
 #39 
Old 2008-06-23, 06:53
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grove, tx
Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

Quote:
Originally Posted by Numberjumbo
I don't have pics.

...No I will not take pics of her.

I will just tell them that nothing happened, and deny everything.


Sorry man that really blows. Even though I've thought you were a troll since your first thread.
 #40 
Old 2008-06-23, 17:30
Savin_Jesus Savin_Jesus is offline
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Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

Tell em that you did, and proceed to tell them how you are not related, blah blah blah..

BTW is your sister hot?

You can't really deny it since she Did write it in her diary. BTW how old is she? I mean really, that is kinda immature
 #41 
Old 2008-06-23, 20:57
cranfields_a_chode cranfields_a_chode is offline
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You can't really deny it since she Did write it in her diary. BTW how old is she? I mean really, that is kinda immature

/agree. Seriously, wouldn't go down the denial route as the step-mom has already seen shit.

Is there any age gap between you two as well that might make the situation worse?

Other than that... Give it to them straight. Tell them you aren't related and that although "society" looks down on it, society also doesn't know the situation, etc.
 #42 
Old 2008-06-24, 01:00
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Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

YMy dad said, "we have found out you and [sister] have done something...something that is usually shunned upon in society..", as soon as he said that, I fuckin' shat myself. He just walked into my room, me playing GTA4, and lays that shit on me.

I am like, "I don't understand, please expand on your theory.", then he says, "We will talk about this later, this is shocking."

Seriously, wtf? I asked my sister how they knew, and she said she may have written it in her dairy, and my stepmum often reads it. She says she didn't exactly write my name, but stepmum put all of the clues together.

:o

This is serious.

As your attorney, I advise you to watch this movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0055910/) and blurt out english-translated quotes from it at random.

Try to make special use of "Why can't you just shut your mouth and let us love?" It is good.

You must fight for your right to love differently than society tells you to. Mostly, for the lulz. It is great win, this path of sacrifice you make. Give the impassioned speeches. Give the media interviews. Form tolerance workshops for your local school system. Your sister calls.
 #43 
Old 2008-06-24, 03:27
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

I asked my sister how they knew, and she said she may have written it in her dairy
What an idiot. Massive lol at "may". Bitch can't even come clean.
 #44 
Old 2008-06-24, 03:50
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New Zealand
Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

What an idiot. Massive lol at "may". Bitch can't even come clean.That's what I was most baffled at. She "may" have? What kind of shit is this?

I asked to see it but she wouldn't let me.

Ahh, screw it. I don't even fuckin' care anymore. I'm gonna fuck that slut dry.
 #45 
Old 2008-06-24, 04:02
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second star to the right.
Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

That's what I was most baffled at. She "may" have? What kind of shit is this?

I asked to see it but she wouldn't let me.

Ahh, screw it. I don't even fuckin' care anymore. I'm gonna fuck that slut dry.

hooray?
 #46 
Old 2008-06-24, 05:30
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Omaha NE USA
Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

His dad is mad at him or something.

You know why? The dad probably wanted to fuck her first. You took that opportunity away, number. How fucking dare you.

In all seriousness, you fucked someone who is not blood related. It's not like you're going to make horned babies or some shit like that. I really don't think it's shunned by society. When movies like Cruel Intentions feature step-sibling relations, and do fairly well, i doubt that society has a massive problem with it.

Keep nailing her.
 #47 
Old 2008-06-24, 05:35
SKUV SKUV is offline
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Yeah I want to know how old she is compared to you?
 #48 
Old 2008-06-24, 06:14
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Trollism is a social construct
Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

This is serious.

As your attorney, I advise you to watch this movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0055910/) and blurt out english-translated quotes from it at random.



Upload and seed please, thank you.
 #49 
Old 2008-06-24, 06:32
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New Zealand
Default Re: Fuck, my parents somehow found out I fucked my step sister

Quote:
Originally Posted by SKUV
Yeah I want to know how old she is compared to you?

She's 16, I'm 17.
 #50 
Old 2008-06-24, 06:36
SKUV SKUV is offline
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She's 16, I'm 17.

Then you just need to slap up your uptight little bitch parents.
 
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