Hi, someone pissed me off a while ago.
I let the initial heat die down, but now I want revenge.
I was thinking a brick through a window.
I do not want cops at my door.
Now, of course I know how to physically throw the brick lulz, I just care about not getting caught.

So i was thinking.
Obtain a brick, whilst wearing gloves. Hide said Brick.
Obtain beer can(s) whilst wearing gloves. Empty.
Get some dark clothing and stuff together, sneak out late on a Friday night (he lives fairly close).
Check to see wether the cars are unlocked to see if theirs any additional goodies.
Throw the brick.
Drop forensically untraceable can, run off in a direction away from my house,go back to bed. Whole incident is blamed on chavs(due to the beer can). Hide any goodies where I hid the brick.

My alibi is I was in all night.

So flaws, improvments, ideas etc?

They definitely do forensic investigation on petty mischief.

They do prints, thus why I said 'forensically clean' as thats only one they will check.

They do prints.... on a brick?
How? might I ask.

A brick is very porous.
If your bricks look anything like ours, then you might notice they're not very traceable. Seriously, go outside now with scotch tape and try fingerprinting the road, or your driveway... note how useful it is.
Seriously, just throw the fucking brick.

I dno, I imagined they could...
One minute, I will ask google.
Meh I dno; http://www.abc.net.au/science/articl...nce&topic=tech
That was in 2003.
In 06 my car was shopped, they had difficulty getting some prints there.
I am not sure, better to be safe than sorry.

http://media.www.iowastatedaily.com/...-1097795.shtml

First result in google.

"Other factors that can wreak havoc on a fingerprint's seizure can be if gloves were worn during the crime, the surface is wiped clean or if the surface itself isn't a good surface to leave a fingerprint on, like brick."

Much like I suspected.

They will never crack that out for throwing a brick through someone's window.
Just wait till it gets dark, throw the brick, run away. Don't be seen... simple.

Funnier to throw a bucket full of pink paint over their window or door.

It's simple though, just throw the fucking brick, not even any need to try and blame it on a chav with a beer can being left (they'll get blamed anyway).

They don't bother over petty shit like that, even in the UK.

Listen to everyone. It doesn't matter what you throw through someones window unless you get seen and identified.

You think they're going to have the police force put together an investigation team or something?

I do have a tip: If this person suspects that it was you who threw the brick (you should be smart enough to figure out if he would) then you may be investigated, that doesn't necessarily mean anything will happen. If the cops ask you questions about this just say "I don't know anything about it and I don't want to make a statement."

This way I can't incriminate myself
And no, I was just been cautious.
I really do not want the police even at my door though, thus the attempt at making it look like a chav.
Cheers