Alright! So let's share our favorite masturbation techniques and tools.

Technique: lube up the head as much as possible and rub it between the thumb, and the middle and the ring finger. It gives an immense orgasm with equally intense ejaculation.

Tool: Line the insides of a paper tube with foam/sponge/... (you get the idea). Pass a condom through the tube. Cut the closed end of the condom and pull it over at the corresponding end. Do the same for the open end. Then fuck the shit outta your bitch (paper tube fleshlight).

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awesome masturbation technique...

1) Leave the computer
2) Meet a girl
3) ?????????
4) Have sex with a person
5) Masturbate on her face
6) Profit

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genitals
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profit

I am able to make myself urinate on command using a little trick I tried to use to masturbate. In the shower, I lubed up my dick and hand, held my shaft with one hand, and then rubbed my lubed palm over the head. It was intense, kinda felt good, but I can't go more than 10 seconds without peeing. It's weird.

Sorry, had to get that out.

I really like to use a screwdriver to ram into my urethra. I come really quickly that way.

Also, highlighter in the ass is good, too.

Ever turn it on?

Ever turn it on?

Turn what on?

I tried the toilet roll thing before but even without anything in it and lube it is too tight for me, like painful tight.

I don't really have any special technique, that "stimulex" shaving cream is awesome lube though, can't remember who makes it.

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Theres a website called advanced masturbation technqs dot com.

Animated images demonstrating. Along with lots of ejaculation images and movies. Fucked up thing is they claim it's not PORN, it's for information.

just stick your cock in your ass and you're good to go.

I just tend to get laid.

Just don't use chocolate sauce

Naked on the bed,
Vaseline all over my dick
Hawt porn on my Monitor
and thats it.


Sometime i change positions and try new things.