This was my day:

Woke up didn't eat and watched digital cable on demand......[oh yeah on demand] ...........then slept from 4-6pm still haven't ate.

Called a bitch and told her that were going to the movies at 7.
I picked her up at 7:10 and we went to sonic were i finally got me a number 7. Blah Blah Blah movie was over and convinced her to fuck so i fucked her with my killer 2 incher no condom using withdrawal.........then right after sex I dropped her up, 7 miles to get home and half way there i feel like fuken throwing up...no i did throw up on the freeway in the sonic bag. So I fuken stopped at a jack in the box to buy a sprite which made me feel better.....Question is what the fuk was that about???

Was it the sex, no breakfast??

WTF this never happened before.

It mean's you're Gay :(

In a desperate attempt to save mankind and prevent you posting here your minor intestine tried to strangle the major artery to your stomach.

Take it to RI.