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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2008-06-18, 02:12
Chibi Shinigami Chibi Shinigami is offline
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Default Taking HIS virginity

Alright, ladies...there's tons of threads about us, but what about him? What do you recommend for taking a guy's virginity to make it memorable?

:) Just thought it might be a nice change of pace, eh?
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Old 2008-06-18, 02:20
asdfghasdfgh asdfghasdfgh is offline
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Default Re: Taking HIS virginity

Foreplay is good. Make sure he has a condom and, maybe you can get one yourself. They're not the best, when the guy should be doing it but I just deal with it (assuming hes going to have some fun down there).

Make sure you don't have him orgasm before the actual sex; or he might be too relieved to continue caring.

Have fun.

PS: If the condom rips be prepared to go to the doctor ASAP.
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Old 2008-06-18, 03:39
asthesunsets asthesunsets is offline
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More like, make sure you put the condom on. I didn't know how to do it right the first time.
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Old 2008-06-18, 08:13
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Default Re: Taking HIS virginity

Be patient, and keep your expectations low.

(I always knew you were a sexual predator :D )
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Old 2008-06-18, 18:03
IDontLoveYou IDontLoveYou is offline
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There are no male virgins except for those who were the product of a C-section.

See, when a male is born his tiny little penis makes contact with the mother's vagina as she gives birth, and according to the Holy Bible, that contact constitutes sex. A heathen born of a whore.

Yes, this is a technicality, no I am not offering any substance to this thread.
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Old 2008-06-18, 18:39
whitelightning whitelightning is offline
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Default Re: Taking HIS virginity

your a fucking moron. and so is the guy who wrote the fucking bible.

you were just as much a virgin as any other little bible thumping brat regardless of where u came out of your moms rotten womb.
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Old 2008-06-18, 22:56
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Quote:
Originally Posted by whitelightning
your a fucking moron. and so is the guy who wrote the fucking bible.

you were just as much a virgin as any other little bible thumping brat regardless of where u came out of your moms rotten womb.


I hope your bible bashing comforts you in Hell.
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Old 2008-06-18, 23:06
asdfghasdfgh asdfghasdfgh is offline
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Default Re: Taking HIS virginity

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Originally Posted by whitelightning
your a fucking moron. and so is the guy who wrote the fucking bible.

you were just as much a virgin as any other little bible thumping brat regardless of where u came out of your moms rotten womb.


1) Its spelled "You're"
2) That was among the more dumber posts I've ever read. If you disagree with it, save your pointless trash for the religion board (MGCBTSOOYG).
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Old 2008-06-18, 23:16
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Default Re: Taking HIS virginity

1) Its spelled "You're"
2) That was among the more dumber posts I've ever read. If you disagree with it, save your pointless trash for the religion board (MGCBTSOOYG).

More dumber eh?
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Old 2008-06-18, 23:24
Malkog Malkog is offline
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Default Re: Taking HIS virginity

More dumber eh?

Lol. Chain of fail.

On topic: Bite his dick. All men secretly love it when you draw blood.
 #11 
Old 2008-06-19, 00:40
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suck his dick so hard his nuts come through his urethra
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Old 2008-06-19, 02:10
Chibi Shinigami Chibi Shinigami is offline
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Default Re: Taking HIS virginity

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Originally Posted by mrparks
Be patient, and keep your expectations low.

(I always knew you were a sexual predator :D )


Hahaha....I'm actually not in this situation. I just thought it might be fun :)

Good one to whoever said about the condom...never thought about that. Did most of you men out that try to put one on before you ever had sex, just to practice?

Do you think you would prefer/have preferred to take the lead yourself, or to let her do it?
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Old 2008-06-19, 03:50
IDontLoveYou IDontLoveYou is offline
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Default Re: Taking HIS virginity

Quote:
Originally Posted by whitelightning
your a fucking moron. and so is the guy who wrote the fucking bible.

you were just as much a virgin as any other little bible thumping brat regardless of where u came out of your moms rotten womb.


Hook, line and sinker.
 #14 
Old 2008-06-19, 16:59
Bean_Doodle Bean_Doodle is offline
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Default Re: Taking HIS virginity

Insert
Thrust
and Repeat
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Old 2008-06-19, 22:38
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Default Re: Taking HIS virginity

Hahaha....I'm actually not in this situation. I just thought it might be fun :)

Good one to whoever said about the condom...never thought about that. Did most of you men out that try to put one on before you ever had sex, just to practice?

Do you think you would prefer/have preferred to take the lead yourself, or to let her do it?

I would have preferred to never have sex. It's been nothing but heartbreak, jealousy and pissed off nights since my first time. Just another viewpoint...
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Old 2008-06-19, 23:38
Mr. Stabby Mr. Stabby is offline
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Default Re: Taking HIS virginity

Make sure you actually tell him when he's doing it right and when he's being a retard. It's kinda hard to know how you're doing otherwise.

good thread
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Old 2008-06-19, 23:46
bain surgeon bain surgeon is offline
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Default Re: Taking HIS virginity

Let him bust a nut in your throat first so he'll last more than 30 seconds.
 
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