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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2008-06-17, 21:20
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inside your daughter
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What do i do gf gonna commit suicide
Ok my girl friend dumped and i said hurtfull shit to her because she dumped me and today she found my myspace and found out i was kinda cheating on her. she started screaming and hyper ventalating saying shes gonna kill me and her self.
she said shes seriously gonna kill herself i dont know what i should do quick help i really love her.
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#2
 2008-06-17, 21:23
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Re: What do i do gf gonna commit suicide
well, it seems to me like the best course of action is to invite her over to your place then when she walks in the door, bat her over the head repeatedly until she stops struggling then have your way with her all night long
i hope that helped :)
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#3
 2008-06-17, 21:25
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Re: What do i do gf gonna commit suicide
murder/suicide. jesus, even a noob like you should know that!
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#4
 2008-06-17, 21:34
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: What do i do gf gonna commit suicide
If you really think she's serious about harming herself then you call a doctor/her parents.
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#5
 2008-06-17, 21:36
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Captain Winky 
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Re: What do i do gf gonna commit suicide
You were cheating on her, what did you think would happen? Hell, even an Idiot as myself would know she isn't really goïng to give you loving all night long.
Then again, why does she care about a guy cheating on her when she dumped him?
Let the lass kill herself if she wants to. I'd let her kill you as well, but that wouldn't really be 'correct', now, would it?
Get yerself armed if neccesairy lad, and defend yourself. It's a little drama queen, and you're a man, pull yourself together! You're not frightened by a lass that's all words now, are you?
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#6
 2008-06-17, 21:40
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superspeedz 
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Re: What do i do gf gonna commit suicide
get a can of raid and give her it.
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#7
 2008-06-17, 21:56
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Re: What do i do gf gonna commit suicide
You were cheating on her, what did you think would happen? Hell, even an Idiot as myself would know she isn't really goïng to give you loving all night long.
I literally Lol'd at you capitalizing idiot.
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#8
 2008-06-17, 22:05
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Re: What do i do gf gonna commit suicide
Ok my girl friend dumped and i said hurtfull shit to her because she dumped me and today she found my myspace and found out i was kinda cheating on her.
then you're a piece of shit. EDIT: if you were cheating on her while in the relationship, if not then it's fine.
And she's not going to do it. If you actually think there's a problem, then call her best friend so that she can be with her and console her.
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#9
 2008-06-17, 23:47
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Re: What do i do gf gonna commit suicide
Lol, FagginNiggersInCoontown, silly Mexican.
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#10
 2008-06-19, 17:18
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inside your daughter
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Re: What do i do gf gonna commit suicide
Ok update.
I went to her house because she said if i wanted to prove i love her to do it in person.
i take a long ass bus ride in the fucking 104 degree sun.
When i get there shes all pissed off and punches me hard and shit.
she started crying hard saying she cant believe i did that and shit of that sort.
after a while she would calm down and let me hold her and touch her and shit but when she would start thinking about it again she would start hitting me.
finally towards the end i told her i need her back. when i left she gave me a small kiss and said to call her when i get home.
i been talking to her all yesterday when this happened and she would slip back into how we were before she said she loves me and called me baby but right after would be like omg why did i say that.
she wants us to be together again but i just think she needs to cool off and wait a couple of days then she will realise what i did didn't destroy us and she will get back with me even today.
what do you guys think i need help.
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#11
 2008-06-19, 18:23
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blackfox26 
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Re: What do i do gf gonna commit suicide
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Originally Posted by FragginNoobsInColumbine
Ok update.
I went to her house because she said if i wanted to prove i love her to do it in person.
i take a long ass bus ride in the fucking 104 degree sun.
When i get there shes all pissed off and punches me hard and shit.
she started crying hard saying she cant believe i did that and shit of that sort.
after a while she would calm down and let me hold her and touch her and shit but when she would start thinking about it again she would start hitting me.
finally towards the end i told her i need her back. when i left she gave me a small kiss and said to call her when i get home.
i been talking to her all yesterday when this happened and she would slip back into how we were before she said she loves me and called me baby but right after would be like omg why did i say that.
she wants us to be together again but i just think she needs to cool off and wait a couple of days then she will realise what i did didn't destroy us and she will get back with me even today.
what do you guys think i need help.
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Wtf!?!?! Didn't she dump you? Why the fuck would she wanna get back together with someone she dumped and then found out they were cheating on her? She sounds crazy to me. Oh and you don't love her. Stop pretending you do.
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#12
 2008-06-19, 18:27
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Re: What do i do gf gonna commit suicide
I think you need to grow up, you sound as if your 14.
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#13
 2008-06-19, 18:51
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westy 
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Re: What do i do gf gonna commit suicide
Well a while ago i dumped my girlfriend and she told a friend she was gonna commit suicide so i got scared. I took her back a few weeks later she dumped me. Now i feel like committing suicide. Just be glad your not the one that wants to commit suicide buddy.
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#14
 2008-06-20, 00:11
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Re: What do i do gf gonna commit suicide
I think all of you need to stop feeding the troll.
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#15
 2008-06-20, 00:19
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SHH 
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Re: What do i do gf gonna commit suicide
If she kills her self will you follow?
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#16
 2008-06-20, 00:24
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bain surgeon 
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Re: What do i do gf gonna commit suicide
This is some of the stupidest shit I've heard in a long time. The world would be better off without you 2 procreating.
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#17
 2008-06-20, 02:13
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Re: What do i do gf gonna commit suicide
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Originally Posted by jackketch
If you really think she's serious about harming herself then you call a doctor/her parents.
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parents is the best one, especially if you still wanna get back at her...
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#18
 2008-06-20, 03:24
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TLV 
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Re: What do i do gf gonna commit suicide
will someone please ban this guy? all he does is post bullshit and say he/some one he knows is gonna commit suicide(see his threads in SG)
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#19
 2008-06-20, 03:32
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doooshbaggy 
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Re: What do i do gf gonna commit suicide
fuck getting back together. let her kill herself then fuck her best friend then actually going on a killing spree at your school. that would be worth it.
EDIT: make sure after shooting up your school to kill yourself so the world can be rid of your dumb ass.
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#20
 2008-06-20, 04:29
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blackfox26 
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Re: What do i do gf gonna commit suicide
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Originally Posted by TLV
will someone please ban this guy? all he does is post bullshit and say he/some one he knows is gonna commit suicide(see his threads in SG)
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agreed.
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#21
 2008-06-20, 04:43
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Re: What do i do gf gonna commit suicide
fuck you you fucking faggot
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