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 #1 
Old 2008-06-17, 21:20
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inside your daughter
Default What do i do gf gonna commit suicide

Ok my girl friend dumped and i said hurtfull shit to her because she dumped me and today she found my myspace and found out i was kinda cheating on her. she started screaming and hyper ventalating saying shes gonna kill me and her self.
she said shes seriously gonna kill herself i dont know what i should do quick help i really love her.
 #2 
Old 2008-06-17, 21:23
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well, it seems to me like the best course of action is to invite her over to your place then when she walks in the door, bat her over the head repeatedly until she stops struggling then have your way with her all night long

i hope that helped :)
 #3 
Old 2008-06-17, 21:25
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fresno ca usa
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murder/suicide. jesus, even a noob like you should know that!
 #4 
Old 2008-06-17, 21:34
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dodging the rain and tractors
Default Re: What do i do gf gonna commit suicide

If you really think she's serious about harming herself then you call a doctor/her parents.
 #5 
Old 2008-06-17, 21:36
Captain Winky Captain Winky is offline
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You were cheating on her, what did you think would happen? Hell, even an Idiot as myself would know she isn't really goïng to give you loving all night long.

Then again, why does she care about a guy cheating on her when she dumped him?

Let the lass kill herself if she wants to. I'd let her kill you as well, but that wouldn't really be 'correct', now, would it?

Get yerself armed if neccesairy lad, and defend yourself. It's a little drama queen, and you're a man, pull yourself together! You're not frightened by a lass that's all words now, are you?
 #6 
Old 2008-06-17, 21:40
superspeedz superspeedz is offline
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Default Re: What do i do gf gonna commit suicide

get a can of raid and give her it.
 #7 
Old 2008-06-17, 21:56
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You were cheating on her, what did you think would happen? Hell, even an Idiot as myself would know she isn't really goïng to give you loving all night long.


I literally Lol'd at you capitalizing idiot.
 #8 
Old 2008-06-17, 22:05
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East Bay, CA (Bay Area)
Default Re: What do i do gf gonna commit suicide

Ok my girl friend dumped and i said hurtfull shit to her because she dumped me and today she found my myspace and found out i was kinda cheating on her.

then you're a piece of shit. EDIT: if you were cheating on her while in the relationship, if not then it's fine.

And she's not going to do it. If you actually think there's a problem, then call her best friend so that she can be with her and console her.
 #9 
Old 2008-06-17, 23:47
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New Zealand
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Lol, FagginNiggersInCoontown, silly Mexican.
 #10 
Old 2008-06-19, 17:18
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inside your daughter
Default Re: What do i do gf gonna commit suicide

Ok update.
I went to her house because she said if i wanted to prove i love her to do it in person.
i take a long ass bus ride in the fucking 104 degree sun.
When i get there shes all pissed off and punches me hard and shit.

she started crying hard saying she cant believe i did that and shit of that sort.
after a while she would calm down and let me hold her and touch her and shit but when she would start thinking about it again she would start hitting me.

finally towards the end i told her i need her back. when i left she gave me a small kiss and said to call her when i get home.
i been talking to her all yesterday when this happened and she would slip back into how we were before she said she loves me and called me baby but right after would be like omg why did i say that.

she wants us to be together again but i just think she needs to cool off and wait a couple of days then she will realise what i did didn't destroy us and she will get back with me even today.

what do you guys think i need help.
 #11 
Old 2008-06-19, 18:23
blackfox26 blackfox26 is offline
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Originally Posted by FragginNoobsInColumbine
Ok update.
I went to her house because she said if i wanted to prove i love her to do it in person.
i take a long ass bus ride in the fucking 104 degree sun.
When i get there shes all pissed off and punches me hard and shit.

she started crying hard saying she cant believe i did that and shit of that sort.
after a while she would calm down and let me hold her and touch her and shit but when she would start thinking about it again she would start hitting me.

finally towards the end i told her i need her back. when i left she gave me a small kiss and said to call her when i get home.
i been talking to her all yesterday when this happened and she would slip back into how we were before she said she loves me and called me baby but right after would be like omg why did i say that.

she wants us to be together again but i just think she needs to cool off and wait a couple of days then she will realise what i did didn't destroy us and she will get back with me even today.

what do you guys think i need help.


Wtf!?!?! Didn't she dump you? Why the fuck would she wanna get back together with someone she dumped and then found out they were cheating on her? She sounds crazy to me. Oh and you don't love her. Stop pretending you do.
 #12 
Old 2008-06-19, 18:27
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Houston, TX
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I think you need to grow up, you sound as if your 14.
 #13 
Old 2008-06-19, 18:51
westy westy is offline
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Well a while ago i dumped my girlfriend and she told a friend she was gonna commit suicide so i got scared. I took her back a few weeks later she dumped me. Now i feel like committing suicide. Just be glad your not the one that wants to commit suicide buddy.
 #14 
Old 2008-06-20, 00:11
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&T
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I think all of you need to stop feeding the troll.
 #15 
Old 2008-06-20, 00:19
SHH SHH is offline
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If she kills her self will you follow?
 #16 
Old 2008-06-20, 00:24
bain surgeon bain surgeon is offline
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This is some of the stupidest shit I've heard in a long time. The world would be better off without you 2 procreating.
 #17 
Old 2008-06-20, 02:13
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Connecticut
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Originally Posted by jackketch
If you really think she's serious about harming herself then you call a doctor/her parents.


parents is the best one, especially if you still wanna get back at her...
 #18 
Old 2008-06-20, 03:24
TLV TLV is offline
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will someone please ban this guy? all he does is post bullshit and say he/some one he knows is gonna commit suicide(see his threads in SG)
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Old 2008-06-20, 03:32
doooshbaggy doooshbaggy is offline
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fuck getting back together. let her kill herself then fuck her best friend then actually going on a killing spree at your school. that would be worth it.

EDIT: make sure after shooting up your school to kill yourself so the world can be rid of your dumb ass.
 #20 
Old 2008-06-20, 04:29
blackfox26 blackfox26 is offline
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Originally Posted by TLV
will someone please ban this guy? all he does is post bullshit and say he/some one he knows is gonna commit suicide(see his threads in SG)


agreed.
 #21 
Old 2008-06-20, 04:43
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California
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fuck you you fucking faggot
 
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