I dunno how many times this thread has been done; I don't come to S&A too often, but I want to hear your most embarrassing sexual encounters with another being (no masturbation there is a thread for that)

I already shared my TP in the bum hole story.
http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2132752

Don't be shy.

Lock if this has been done recently.

Am I the only one who has had an embarrassing experience and is willing to admit it.

Or did I exclude you all by not wanting masturbation stories?

That makes me sad. :(

I was just talking to my girl about something like this earlier.

We had some crazy drunk sex the other night. A water bottle full of svedka gave us hours of intense fun and sweat soaked sheets. I totally lost count of how many times she got off ;)

But anyway, she told me she was kinda embarassed about it. This is what I don't understand.

She was half the fun, at least. She is what made it awesome, for sure. I think she should be proud =)

I once took this girl I'd just met back to mine to fuck her, and when I was about to go down on her I got a very strong stench of her vagina. So I looked at her and casually said "you fucking stink down there petal", expecting her to just reply with "don't worry about it, just fuck me" I was very surprised when she slapped me and walked out.

Embarassing for her anyway.

haha
I remember my boyfriend was wasted and asked if he could finger my bum
I politely said "ehh, no."
and he said "Pulleassee I'll let you finger mine!!"

And I lolled.

Poor boy.

You're no fun

Egh, my butt hole spontaneously tightened when I read this.

oh god the smell of vegan shit on my fingers... high point in the relationship

My partner spending 20 minutes trying to convince me my hymen wasn't broken. We've had sex about 10 times, he knows I use large dildos and masturbate daily nearly. This was all because I told him it really effing hurt after awhile. To quote him after on msn yeah but when yu break it, it bleeds for about 30 minutes then yur fine... its either going to break in privacy or if we have sex , which ones more convienet... well next time yur having a shower check if there's a like flower liek thing in yur vagina which takes up most of the room in yur vagina aka why i cant fit in you.


Not a during sex story really.

yeah but when yu break it, it bleeds for about 30 minutes then yur fine... its either going to break in privacy or if we have sex , which ones more convienet... well next time yur having a shower check if there's a like flower liek thing in yur vagina which takes up most of the room in yur vagina aka why i cant fit in you.

Yeah, I'd be embarrassed too if I had sex with someone with a verbal prowess of a 5 year old

I think I had had a cold for about a week and I was still feeling pretty icky.
I woke up in the morning and I could tell he was awake, I stroked his foot with mine, my eyes still shut. He got closer and began kissing my neck and my back and stroking my hair and I just lay there smiling, eyes shut, enjoying it. Then he started gently running his fingers down my back, which was tickly.
Suddenly he ripped the duvet off me, and I rolled over to get it back. He got on top of me and started tickling me...one thing led to another, as it does, and he'd lifted me up so I was on top and ran his fingers down my back again.
I was laughing so much I couldn't tell him to stop, and before I knew it, I had sneezed the most massive sneeze, and 'stuff' went all over the pillows and his chest. It was absolutely rank. He sort of lay there in shock while I cleaned everything up with baby wipes - but I was so completely embarrassed because nothing like that had ever happened before. I hid under the duvet in shame, completely horrified.
Whenever I think about it now I cringe. I spent weeks apologising for it, and though he tries to assure me its okay and it was just one of those things, I reckon it has a similar effect on him when he remembers

yeah but when yu break it, it bleeds for about 30 minutes then yur fine... its either going to break in privacy or if we have sex , which ones more convienet... well next time yur having a shower check if there's a like flower liek thing in yur vagina which takes up most of the room in yur vagina aka why i cant fit in you.

your boyfriend is an idiot

I almost always queef after we do it doggie style. Not that embarassing, but still kind of agitating.

your boyfriend is an idiot
I am aware of this, but he is really nice.

yur boefrriad ics and idiout

Fixed.

A few moments after.

Uh, I think you perioded on me...that's fucking gross.

She just lawled in my face.

Hah, I thought I was the only one that said that.

Fixed.

this.


A few moments after.

Uh, I think you perioded on me...that's fucking gross.

She just lawled in my face.

and this made me lol for like 10 minutes....

I was gonna fuck this girl in her car in the wide open space of the roadside and I couldn't get it up :(


I felt so embaressed it wasn't even funny, but I joked about it as much as possible and to this day me and this girl have never fucked. It has become a goal to make up for the time my dick failed me.

Mike Jones - Dick don't fail me now.

She wants to see me over christmas break though. Maybe I can con her into breaking me off.

Everytime I get my rag I let my boyfriend experiment with anal. Keeps him interested and satisfied and I don't have to give him blow jobs all week, which can get boring for him.

So yesterday we were messing around and found this amazing position with me on top and I really enjoyed it. But he didn't come, because he had came earlier that morning. So once he got tired I lay beside him and he helped me get off. I guess he was turned on again by me touching myself because as soon as I was done, he flipped me over and wanted to do anal again.

Firstly you should know, we don't use lube. I'm allergic to most lubes and they burn me. Also anal causes a great amount of pressure if you're taken from behind and lying on your stomach. And thirdly my boyfriend and I are aggressive and have aggressive sex. So...

He flips me over and SHOVES it in. I cry out in pain (usually part of our game) and tell him to be gentle, and that I can't handle him pushing so hard. He grabs my hair, pulls my head back, tells me to shut the fuck up and covers my mouth as he thrusts. Now I was serious. It fuckin killed. Finally I broke free of his hand and screamed at him. He stopped and I cried.

Embarrassing for me because I can usually take a good amount of abuse.
More embarrassing for him because he just ass raped his girlfriend.

he just ass raped his girlfriend.

+5 points to him!

+5 points to him!

+5 stitches for me. lol

^^^ This is why I still won't ever let my husband put it in my butt, even after over 11 years of us boning. Did you really have to get stitches? And I can't believe you're willing to have gross ass butt sex, but you won't have regular sex when you're on the curse!!

On Halloween me and my girlfriend were on E and really wasted and wanted to do it like mad, but we were staying at a friends house and she was on her rag.

So she does me and I decide I don't care about the blood because of how drunk I am, so I go get a towel to lay down and we have at it for a good hour or more.

We wake up the next morning and everything, everything, is covered in blood. Including my friends moms special blanket. When she sees this she almost starts crying because her mom is going to fucking flip when she sees it.

I felt so goddamn bad.

No I didn't need stitches. And despite what some people say I've never had an anal experience that was gross. I'm a very clean person. My boyfriend fucks me in the ass, and loves it and there's never been an incident where he's pulled out and his dick was unclean.

And we do have vaginal sex when I'm on my rag. He just doesn't like it as much. Blood is a turn off for him I suppose.

I hate that phrase - on the rag.

Let's refer to it in a classier way.

How about - there was a massacre inside my vagina.

I always had a really tight frenulum and it made most sexual experiences kinda painful. Well one night I finally fucked this girl I was working on for a while and as usual there was some pain. Then she gets on top and starts riding my dick ferociously causing my frenulum to rip. I screamed and bleed, then screamed some more. She had to drive me to the hospital because I wouldn't stop bleeding. The worst part was when my parents got the bill from the insurance company.

No I didn't need stitches. And despite what some people say I've never had an anal experience that was gross. I'm a very clean person. My boyfriend fucks me in the ass, and loves it and there's never been an incident where he's pulled out and his dick was unclean.

And we do have vaginal sex when I'm on my rag. He just doesn't like it as much. Blood is a turn off for him I suppose.

Don't act like you ain't never shit on nobody before!



Sorry, I heard that at a gay club/drag show the other night and I've been waiting for an opportunity to use it.

most of mine just have to do with the queefing thing, like me and my bf will get done and I get up to get dressed or w/e and as I am bout to get up this loud ass sound comes out and I swear we both just crack up when it happens...happens to when changing positions or if I have to pee during and trying to hold it

Other than that nothing really major

No I didn't need stitches. And despite what some people say I've never had an anal experience that was gross. I'm a very clean person. My boyfriend fucks me in the ass, and loves it and there's never been an incident where he's pulled out and his dick was unclean.

And we do have vaginal sex when I'm on my rag. He just doesn't like it as much. Blood is a turn off for him I suppose.

1. The danger of poop is a lot grosser than the danger of curse blood.
2. You and your guy need a "safe word."
3. Your current boyfriend sounds like the assclown I dated as a teenager.
4. No matter how clean you are on the outside, poop may still be lurking unseen on the inside.

With a girl i was dating a year or so ago,we were drunk, I was doing her doggy style, with her head facing the headboard. Being intoxicated, i thought i would "long stroke" and was pulling way out and cramming it in HARD. Well on one of those strokes, i accidentally pulled all the way out and rammed it all the way in her ass before i knew it. she jumped forward, to get away from me i guess, and rammed her head into the headboard, busting her head open above her eye. She was bleeding everywhere, and i was cracking up laughing cause she was cussing me out. I went and got her another beer and she got over it. haha it was funny though.:D