I'm 17 never had a girlfriend or any friends or any kind of social life what so ever I'm so shy just see'ing a girl I'm attracted to makes me so nerves I can't even think enough to form a sentence I get all sweaty and shakey I hate myself sometimes I don't even wanna live anymore I'm so tired of just going through the motions I have absoultly no love or regard for myself but I care tremendosly for others particularly women If I ever had a girlfriend I would treat her like a godess and live only to please here if she said jump I'd say how high if she told me to go stand in a corner and punch myself in the face for and hour I would If she told me to jump off a bridge and really meant it I would gladly die for her if she wanted there's no limit.seriously I would totally be a girls pussy whipped bitch.Is this a turn on or turn off to girls?

umm... i know my girlfriend likes it when I control HER.... but if she happens to catch me and surprise me with something, i will like that

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I'm 17 never had a girlfriend or any friends or any kind of social life what so ever

same and im 19

fail

totse isn't therapy. and most of the time we'll take advantage of your weaknesses, noob.

kill yourself

Stop bitching. Do something about it.

If you can't figure out how not to be a screwup or be happy with who you are, kill yourself.

^Fuck that. Theres plenty of extremely fun and profitable things to do with your life that normal people wouldn't do simply because they have a high risk of mortality. If you're gonna die, might as well have fun doing, it right?

And if you get rich doing said things, you wont be unhappy for long. Plus you'll get pussy.

Dude, that's exactly what I've been telling people on here. Did you steal my ideas? :p

To the OP: Russian Roulette. In your case, it's a win/win.

Do you actually have no friends?

I get by with a group of like 5 really close friends. That's all I need.

And don't force the girlfriend thing. It will happen naturally as long as you're somewhat outgoing and socialable and not hideous. But people can't be happy in relationships unless they're already happy with themselves.

Serious reply to a presumably troll thread:

FUCK everyone else. You're a man, not a girl. A girl's destiny largerly depends on how attractive she was born, luckily for a man that's just not the case.

And guess what, everything apart from your height and face you can change. And for a guy, having an attractive or an unattractive face barely matters. Height isn't as big of a deal as people make it out to be. That's one of the great things about being a man - your life is yours to create.

So you've got no friends? All the better. While your peers are wasting time drinking and smoking with each other, you can spend the time working your body at the gym and having a proper diet - in a few years you'd have everything and they'd still be where they started. Or you can better yourself in other ways. Point is, you've got the advantage over them - you've got a goal and you've got nothing to lose.

So you've got no girls? Use that to your advantage. While your peers are settling for whatever they can grab, you can go work on yourself. Build yourself a body to die for, read up on some social psychology, practice your social skills on random people, and in a few years you'll be able to get whatever girl you fancy. While your peers would still be settling for whatever skank would be desperate enough to sleep with them.

You've got to use the situation to your advantage. You're 17, testosterone is kicking in, now is the time to go and build the life you want to live.

It has to start somewhere
It has to start sometime
What better place than here
What better time than now

All hell cant stop us now

It has to start somewhere
It has to start sometime
What better place than here
What better time than now

All hell cant stop us now

I've become quite disillusioned with RATM. I can't listen to any of their songs anymore. I think it was because I saw them live and frankly I would've rather been asleep.

On topic:

so nerves I can't even think enough to form a sentence

From the unseparated block of text you call a post it seems you can't really do that anyway.

I've become quite disillusioned with RATM. I can't listen to any of their songs anymore. I think it was because I saw them live and frankly I would've rather been asleep.

Never been a big fan of them, not sure why that quote came to mind but it seemed strangely appropriate.

OP i really hope you do not fall for your first gf. You will treat her like a goddess but you are just gonna suffocate her. Nice guys do finish last, your gona get cheated on.

To OP: Your attitude towards females is exactly why you cant get one. Stop treating them like their a God or something. Be more cocky! Seriously though, change your attitude and you'll get a chick.

Serious reply to a presumably troll thread:

FUCK everyone else. You're a man, not a girl. A girl's destiny largerly depends on how attractive she was born, luckily for a man that's just not the case.

And guess what, everything apart from your height and face you can change. And for a guy, having an attractive or an unattractive face barely matters. Height isn't as big of a deal as people make it out to be. That's one of the great things about being a man - your life is yours to create.

So you've got no friends? All the better. While your peers are wasting time drinking and smoking with each other, you can spend the time working your body at the gym and having a proper diet - in a few years you'd have everything and they'd still be where they started. Or you can better yourself in other ways. Point is, you've got the advantage over them - you've got a goal and you've got nothing to lose.

So you've got no girls? Use that to your advantage. While your peers are settling for whatever they can grab, you can go work on yourself. Build yourself a body to die for, read up on some social psychology, practice your social skills on random people, and in a few years you'll be able to get whatever girl you fancy. While your peers would still be settling for whatever skank would be desperate enough to sleep with them.

You've got to use the situation to your advantage. You're 17, testosterone is kicking in, now is the time to go and build the life you want to live.

It has to start somewhere
It has to start sometime
What better place than here
What better time than now

All hell cant stop us nowThank you for a serious reply,No I have absoultly no friends I dropped out at 15. In school i would just walk around with my head down trying to avoid any social contact at all. Now days I find myself alone downing 150 to 250mg of Dexmethylphenidate and Amphetamine a day I draw and Play various Instruments hours after hours non stop, I really see no future for myself, Though I don't belive I would ever kill myself, I think I have become insane from isolation. Sometimes i stay on totse for 24 hours + but rarley post, I kinda over exagerated the orginal post but I would do absoultly anything for any beautiful girl. Stuff like give her 500$ just to spit on me

To OP: Your attitude towards females is exactly why you cant get one. Stop treating them like their a God or something. Be more cocky! Seriously though, change your attitude and you'll get a chick.Women are Goddess there so beautiful and seductive I just want to treat her like she deserves.

Excuse me for stealing a movie quote but "Stop putting the pussy on a pedestal." Seriously, females doesn't even want to be treated the way you want to treat them. They don't want to be smothered man.

Stuff like give her 500$ just to spit on me

I'm a dude... but you can give me $500to spit on you... I'll also make you stand in the corner but instead of punching yourself you have to get me beer... oh and you have to make me breakfast... with lots of sausage and bacon, and eggs over easy... when it's all said and done, I'll introduce you to a girl too, but she's gonna be a hooker from craigslist.. and you'll have to pay for that too

I'm a dude... but you can give me $500to spit on you... I'll also make you stand in the corner but instead of punching yourself you have to get me beer... oh and you have to make me breakfast... with lots of sausage and bacon, and eggs over easy... when it's all said and done, I'll introduce you to a girl too, but she's gonna be a hooker from craigslist.. and you'll have to pay for that tooNope not a fag, but for a hot girl that would make me the happiest guy on earth. more than a million dollars

Read a David DeAngelo book. he presents a good way to act around wemon.

At first I was like, " wait, isn't that dude a magician?"

then I realized he's like one of the founders of PUA ebooks...

... save yourself some time and go read tucker max lol

I should have specified. I don't want him reading it for the method of picking up girls, just the part on female psychology. It will benefit him greatly.

lolol

lolol

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I read a DeAngelo ebook once... very interesting stuff. I am not sure it really stuck with me too much but a lot of what he said sounded like common sense, or unspoken rules of what guys who get laid alot act like.. Never really followed his advice and I'm still doing my own thing lol

again, I prefer Tucker Max

whats wrong with you is well to be honest your fucked you need an intervention not for drugs or over eating your addicted to failing and you can't help it but yeah theres two kinds of guys in this world the ones who win and the ones that lose but if you lose you gotta win and get back to winningf yeah life sucks.

Thank you for a serious reply,No I have absoultly no friends I dropped out at 15. In school i would just walk around with my head down trying to avoid any social contact at all. Now days I find myself alone downing 150 to 250mg of Dexmethylphenidate and Amphetamine a day I draw and Play various Instruments hours after hours non stop, I really see no future for myself, Though I don't belive I would ever kill myself, I think I have become insane from isolation. Sometimes i stay on totse for 24 hours + but rarley post, I kinda over exagerated the orginal post but I would do absoultly anything for any beautiful girl. Stuff like give her 500$ just to spit on me

Yeah, right. Just keep doing what you've always been doing, and expect to get different results. That sounds like a good plan.

Either fuckin do something about the situation or stop fuckin whining about it. You're the only one to blame for where you'll be in 10 years.

Good luck to you with proceeding to destroy yourself. I'm outta this thread.

seriously chill the hell out, I was a sex-loser when i was 17 too, but now i look around, all the guys and girls who were the bomb back then are now fat and have loads of kids, I've reached my sexual prime at a time when i have the time and disposable income to actually enjoy it properly, don't worry, everyone gets there eventually.

for the time being, don't worry, make a cup of coffee sit out in the garden and have a cigarrette and think about the beauty of the world around you, your best years are yet to come.:)

Don't be so emo

ill do anything a girl on totse says

Don't be a bitch. go out. get a job in retail. you will meet women that way, trust me.

Unless you want to be a loser then just go ahead and kill yourself. we have plenty of your kind on totse

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You just don't seem to get it. Thats alright, don't take my advice. Hope things just magically get better for you. Good luck, you're going to need it.

Hahaha High C = me, but with an amp habit instead of DXM. I feel like I'm personally getting trolled, even if that isn't the case. :D

The difference is i'd actually have a beer with you and you have a chance at having a life, you just chose not to.

High C just seems like someone who would be the kid who would shoot your school up, you seem like someone who would laugh your ass off at someone like him.