So,My girlfriend has a problem...The other day we were going about our business consummating our desires when suddenly,after about 5 minutes, she stops and says "oww fuck...this feels worse than when i lost my virginity".She didn't go into any detail about what type of pain it was and it happens about 2 in 3 times we have sex.It's not something retarded like I'm so bad in the sack that she has to make it up,because she is extremely horny and want's all the time and the other third of the time the sex is great...so totse,whats going on here?

She is allergic to your lack of basic grammar.

Buy some lube. Are the days that she's in pain grouped together or interspersed with good days?

is your penis.. huge? i feel for you brother. if i had a nickel for every time MY girlfriend said "it hurts worse than losing my virginity".. *sigh* bitch was like a broken record. with time you'll stretch her out and she'll quit complaining.. about the pain anyway. soon it'll be cuz her vag is mutilated and her new boyfriends run in terror. just thought i'd give you the heads up.

if i had a nickel for every time MY girlfriend said "it hurts worse than losing my virginity"

You'd be homeless.

then how do you explain my summer home built on vagina hurting nickels?.. and thats only because i got them half of the time.

dont get all butthurt because you cant hurt vaginas..

anyhow in all seriousness op make sure shes wet enough before you start.. even then it doesnt hurt to spit a little. you dont really need lube, but it doesnt hurt to try. it seems to deaden the sensation for me. its nice to just fuck with what the body provides imo. if its another matter like if you actually have a dick thats too big for her you should try to be more gentle blah blah. apparently roughly hitting the cervix isnt exactly ideal. if you wait till shes in the zone her vagina can actually mold itself to you. if all this is in to play i have no idea. maybe if youre fucking a lot she could just be a little raw.

i'm sure you can figure it out. and like you pretty much admitted, you didnt ask her. tell her to give you some details.. maybe its just some kinky shit for her.

If this is a recent thing, you may want her to get checked out. She might have an infection or something (not an STD per se, not all genital area infections are from sex).

Does she clean herself well?

Does she douche? This isnt recommended, as it pushes "bad" bateria further into the vagina and can flush out the good stuff.

Does she use scented body wash to clean herself? It can cause irriation.

Ect ect..

that might just be girl talk for , 'it's over'.

I had that same shit happen to me with my last boyfriend.. He wasn't 'huge' but more regular size, well I think it was the condom that made it hurt for me.. Some women are allergic to the latex, maybe you could try a different type brand.. Always wear a condom though, safe sex is good..

Its easier to change a condom then to change a diaper.. just remember that

then how do you explain my summer home built on vagina hurting nickels?.. and thats only because i got them half of the time.
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I wish I could lie on the internet like you.

I wish I could lie on the internet like you.

anybody can do it.. you just have to believe. i believe in you reject.. but your sn tells me you don't believe in yourself :( get out there and become the internet fake you always knew you could be.

the trick is to work with things that are easily believable.

i'm hung like ron jeremy, yet with punch per inch like bruce lee.. thats right niugga

good luck op. oh, and you can also punch her in the arm real hard beforehand.. in that way maybe the pain in her arm will take her mind of the vagina? good advice aye? or you can give her some preemptive pain killers. maybe introduce mary jane to the relationship? a little mary jane? mary jane?

i'm sorry for the disrespect i'm rather bored obviously.

preemptive pain killers.
obviously.

In which case it'd be so romantic she'll wish she wasn't unconscious.
yeah,i think it might be lubrication...I'll bust out the anal lube bottle and see how she reacts.


oh and

She is allergic to your lack of basic grammar.
Cheers for the head's up,faggot.

Painful intercourse is a sympton of Chlymidia (sp?). Many infected persons never have any symptoms so it gets spread around a lot. A trip to the free clinic might be in order.

Venture into ann summers and get loads of lube from there, apply onto her and go for it.

She's cheating on you for a large black man

Tell her pimp, he'll sort that bitch out.

You might be going too hard too fast. When me and my boyfriend first started having sex, he used to just randomly jab it up in there really hard before we were going at it for too long, and it HURT. Cervix jabbing isn't the way to go until you go slow for a little bit.

dont get all butthurt because you cant hurt vaginas..


lol. that is all.

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My GF has the same problem, it hurts her in the vagoo, about one 3/4 of an inch inside (yep, that's right in the beginning of the vagoo) and when I fingered her I felt some bumps over there. THere is a very small chance it's an STD (but it's still there) and I think it might be some infection. But it's been going on for like 3-4 months, she got checked up and the Doc said nothing's wrong, yet it still hurts. And it fucking sucks, because she can't get off cause of it, even though I'm giving her the best face I can... She's getting checked again this Monday, this time she'll tell the Doc exactly where it hurts and that there are some bumps.

she didn't give him the details last time? she's retarded

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she didn't give him the details last time? she's retarded

She couldn't find it back then, and according to her it hurts alot more now than it did back then and it's easier to pinpoint, especially when I encountered those wierd bumps.

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