ok this chick i used to hook up with last summer just moved back in down the street. i saw her at the mall and right away she wanted to hangout me and her at my house and drink a little.

she comes over and tells me how much she liked me last year but was scared i would hurt her.
she is still all in love with her ex i guess. they been broken up and shit for a while. we started kissing deeply and i started rubbing her legs and shit. she said the only reason she didn't let me hit it is because i have a girl friend. i told her today i dumped her lol. but shes acting fucking gay today now.

she told me that she still wants her ex back. who im sure is over her and already moved on.
i need a plan quick. im getting pissed.
any tips?

1. Kill her.
2. Rape corpse.
3. Kill yourself.
4. Post pics
5. ????
6. Profit!

3. Kill yourself.
5. ????
6. Profit!

If you fail, repeat step 3.

you said she said that she was scared you were gonna hurt her?

well are you?

maybe you will have to do something to prove that you won't hurt her, which is pretty hard unless you are ready to commit to marriage hahaha.

she's probably looking to heal the hurt that she was caused by her ex, either by finding a better man that isn't going to hurt her or by getting back with her ex and erazing the pain.

unless you're willing to live your life as somekind of therapeutic treatment for relationship bereavement, then i suggest you leave well alone, find someone else to put your penis inside.

lmfaoo profits hahaha

tl/dr

All jokes aside, the drama queen isn't worth it.

You wish you had a girl, cholonigger.

I would move on to a girl who is ready and not tied to her past. I am still not over my ex even though it has been years. I have dated and enjoyed being close with men since then and yet they were all doomed from the get go. In my head they never came close to what he was to me. It's called letting go. Some of use just take longer then others.

Hope that lends some insight...