So I have a friend who I believe is 17 and he likes a girl that is 14. According to him this girl is a bit more mature than the average 14 year old. I also think he said that she likes him back but I wasn't paying to much attention to him. Then he asked me if it was weird for a 17 year old to like a 14 year old girl. Frankly, I had no idea what to tell him. Is it?

No, it is not. Attraction ought to be about mental maturity, that is, after the point of physical development. If she doesn't look or act like a kid, where's the problem?

O, HAI THAR.

The last date I went on was a month or two ago, when the most beautiful third grader on the face of the earth... just wandered right up, chatted me up, and asked me on a date for the next day.

You, otoh, are wondering about the smallest "close in age" exemption at law in the US among those states that have them (3 years - usually, it's five years), and I for one wonder what the heck you're wondering about.

Go watch Monster's, Inc. When the creepy guy drags the little girl down into the basement, holds her down, sticks the big long thing in her mouth and makes her scream and scream until she can't scream any more and leaves her spent and gagging and exhausted, dude is an evil monster - but if some closeted "monster" and some, say, preverbal toddler both decide to touch each other, no one gets hurt, and no one dies, that shit is just police and corporate propaganda. That's the lesson to be learned here.

So... a couple of high schoolers are getting jiggy, you say? 'n this is news in the last 10,000 years of mother nature... how?

Wish them both the best.

Thank you all, I'll be sure to to him what you all said. I talked to the 14 year old today, seriously, shes more mature than 18 year olds. I'll wish the two good luck but I'm still open to further comments and dissenting opinions in order to hear all sides of the argument.

its not weird and it doesnt even matter how 'mature' you think she is.

O, HAI THAR.

The last date I went on was a month or two ago, when the most beautiful third grader on the face of the earth... just wandered right up, chatted me up, and asked me on a date for the next day.I finally got the nerve to ask her out and she just stonewalled me. I said, "what’s wrong?" And she said she could never go out with me. I asked why, and she said, "I found out you're a pedophile." And I was, like, "a pedophile? A pedophile? That's a pretty big word for a ten year-old!"

Probably the greatest exchange in this years' entire SNL season :o

What did one pedophile say to the other pedophile?

"I'll trade you a ten for two fives." ;)

"a pedophile? A pedophile? That's a pretty big word for a ten year-old!"

Probably the greatest exchange in this years' entire SNL season :o

OMG, I'm sorry I missed that... it sounds freakin' epic. Saw MadTV's take on the clarinet teacher, missed that one...

...otoh, I suppose that'll make it all the more cutting-edge flashback when they do the two-decade offset rerun 20 years from now, as society has moved on further, I guess... still... sounds win. Sorry I missed it, 'n thanks for telling me. ;)

i know 2 guys doing shit like



friend C is 17 dating a 15 yo
Friend B is 19 dating a 13 yo




friend B is probably going to end up in jail

So I have a friend who I believe is 17 and he likes a girl that is 14. According to him this girl is a bit more mature than the average 14 year old.

My sister is 14 and if I caught some 17 year old punk looking at her I would castrate his ass... I don't care how damn mature a girl is at 14 she shouldn't be dating 17 year olds ....

Friend B is probably a douche anyways if he has to date a 13 year old and cant get someone their own age.

My sister is 14 and if I caught some 17 year old punk looking at her I would castrate his ass... I don't care how damn mature a girl is at 14 she shouldn't be dating 17 year olds ....

I hate to introduce you to the real world, Mr. "I want to be an Acolyte one day," but no, you wouldn't.

I've been there, I've gone toe to toe, and the hard motherfuckers tend to back the fuck down. Some of them, well, actually are hard motherfuckers, and earning that weeded out the ones who weren't bright enough to recalculate who was born with left to lose.

For the most part, though, people who try to pretend to be a bully because their TV told them it was the fall fashion pretty much immediately puss out like a little bitch. 'n if you don't, your sister could easily be the only member of your family left alive.

Designer synthesis will buy a lot on the global market... but your parents and grandparents are very happy that you're just a little bitch netbanging on the internet.

I finally got the nerve to ask her out and she just stonewalled me. I said, "what’s wrong?" And she said she could never go out with me. I asked why, and she said, "I found out you're a pedophile." And I was, like, "a pedophile? A pedophile? That's a pretty big word for a ten year-old!"

Probably the greatest exchange in this years' entire SNL season :o

that's a REEEEEEEALLY old joke

My sister is 14 and if I caught some 17 year old punk looking at her I would castrate his ass... I don't care how damn mature a girl is at 14 she shouldn't be dating 17 year olds ....

so youd much rather have her take some 14 year old cock up her ass like the filthy little slut she is? kids fuck, deal with it.

17 divided by 2 = 8.5

8.5 + 7 = 15.5

Therefore, the 17 year old should be dating someone 15.5 years or older.

My sister is 14 and if I caught some 17 year old punk looking at her I would castrate his ass... I don't care how damn mature a girl is at 14 she shouldn't be dating 17 year olds ....

You're an idiot. The 17 year old would probably kick YOUR ass for being so fucking CATHOLIC.

Friend B is probably a douche anyways if he has to date a 13 year old and cant get someone their own age.



exactly, he also has a 2 year old

exactly, he also has a 2 year old

Wait gf or offspring?

Wait gf or offspring?

^ I think we have a win. I definately lol'd.

Wait gf or offspring?



offspring lmao, he was fucking in an old RV on some land by his house and forgot to pull out


his old GF was 15 and she had him WHIPPED like a bitch, really bad well he finally went crazy and almost killed her or some shit and got sent to a mental hospital for a month, now hes out and has been dating that chick for like 3 weeks now



amazingly enough hes not the dumbest of my friends