this is gonna be so long I'm almost scared to start typing. I feel sorry for the people that have to read it.

about 3 months ago i split up with my girlfriend of 2.5 years. basically I dumped her, we were having loads of arguments, she had cheated on me at least 3 times during our relationship. looks wise, personallity wise and intelligence wise i was waaaay too good for her, and i think this was the reason she cheated, she felt insecure, like she didn't deserve me or something.

anyway, the reason we broke up, i got this new job, i was out for like 14 hours a day, working 6 days a week, and I made loads of new friends from the job, so even after work and on the weekend i would be out with them and not with her. then the final straw:

one night i was out getting drunk with my work friends, one guy max and this girl, Tiffany (hot, the top requirement for my job was hotness) then we got really drunk, me and tiff were dancing, and i got all staggery and we had to leave because i said something to some guys girlfriend and the bouncers put us outside for our own safety, tiffany kind of fell against me because she was drunk and i kind of supported her to stop her falling, right at that moment, max took a photo of us.

a week later, my gf was at her friends house on the internet, she went on my facebook profile, and saw that max had uploaded some pics of me, ooooh fuck, she saw the photo of me "hugging" tiffany.

huge argument ensued, i said fuck off and never come back, she said "ok i will"

anyway in the intervening months, i fucked one of my girl-friends who has a boyfriend whilst coked up. then i got with this phillipino chick who was pretty hot, but we didn't have alot of sex, then i dumped her, then now!!!!!!!

I'm with this girl, who is basically my dream idea of the perfect woman.

she's chinese, very very hot petite, incredibly attentive, polite and good mannered, knowes when to shut the fuck up, makes other guys stare, has a very hot ass, pays for stuff, very very tight vagina, goo....


to be continued.

k.

1) Pay for my flight over

2) Put me up for a few nights and find me a job

3) Introduce me to women you no longer want to have sex with

4) Profit

5) Repeat :D

well what you're gonna want to do is have her spread her legs and then you take a nap with your ear resting on her vagina. the vagina will speak to you in your sleep inducing a lucid dream. you will meet your spirit animal and he will guide you from there...

Slide! (http://tinyurl.com/2xv8v3)

Wow, you wrote all that without even detailing what your problem is.

tl/dr