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ive only got one, me and my GF were fucking on the couch in her living room and her brother opens the door to his room where he can see the couch were on and goes "oh god!" we didnt even stop. he already knew we were fucking as we told him not to open his door. apparently he got a nice view of my hairy pale ass

of course YOU already knew you guys were fucking how could YOU not?

Rohypnol?

Rohypnol?

lulz.

A couple of months ago me and my partner were nicely interrupted. He has one of those bunk beds with the desk underneath, so we weren't too worried. Anyway, we had just stopped because it was really hurting me, his sister walks in, I hide behind him under the blanket and he denies there being anyone in there.
It was at this point she noticed my jeans on the floor along with a bag. He started going on about how they had been one of her friends. She goes through the bag to find 2 dildos, condoms, lube and anal beads. He kept trying to explain it, I gave up and started begging her to let me leave in peace. She kept threatening to get their mother to get him in shit, but she happens to be my teacher.
I end p dressing really quickly and running off while shaking.

What a fucking bitch of a sister, someone needs to spank her bad.

What a fucking bitch of a sister, someone needs to spank her bad.

She was the older one too, so I figured she would be fine about it. Atleast she never ended up doing anything/ created distraction so I could get out.

Once I was shagging in the woods... and there is a childrens play park right next to it. We came out of the woods after our shag and the children (who must have only been about 8 or 9) all started laughing and shouting "You were fuuuuucking" I was like "What?! No we weren't" and one of them shouts (just at the moment his mother appeared) "You were fucking we saw you." I thought his Mum would go mad at us but she just told him not to use the f word then looked at us and laughed.

Another time I was shagging on a football pitch and didn't realise there was a cycle path right next to it, I heard hysterical laughter and looked up to see a group of cyclists staring at us. Luckily when they started talking I realised they were like French or something so I knew they wouldn't tell anyone.

They were just marginally embarassing situations.... I'd be mortified if I was caught by a family member or something like most you seem to have been.

First six months of living together/marriage the wife and I had to live with the Inlaws in a two bedroom flat.

They had the master bedroom and we had my wife's old bedroom.

I was working 12 hour shifts with 2 hours travelling time each way. I got up at 04:00 and didn't get home til 20:00. By the time I got home all I wanted to do was eat, iron my shirt for the morning (Man's work, women never get it right) and have a beer before collapsing totally jacobed.

So during the week, we almost never had sex.

But saturday mornings I got to sleep in and then we'd make up the sex we'd missed all week.

Because we only had a single bed we'd put duvets on the floor and fuck there.

Writes itself really, one saturday morning the Mother-in_Law walked in without knocking to find her daughter doing exactly that which had got her pregnant in the first place.

Which probably doesn't sound bad but have to know that the Mother-in-Law is mildly to the right of Billy Graham (who she thinks is a dangerous liberal) and although we were living together we still weren't legally married. I'm talking about the sort of Xians who think laughter and watching TV are sins...


Ouch.

(Incase anyone wonders why the mother-in-law allowed me to live with her daughter under one roof and in one bed, well we basically blackmailed her into it. She was NOT happy about it but it was move in with them or we would sleep under bridges and my mother-in-law knew it was no idle threat and that her unmarried pregnant daughter would be in a sleeping bag under the viaduct)

Classic story of us fucking on my bed. My older sister (22 at the time) opened my door to ask me a question so it kind of went like " hey do you kn....ooh...: * door closes*

Me and one of my exes were having sex in her room while her parents weren't home, so we didn't bother locking the door (stupid.)

Anyway, her mom gets home and we didn't hear her come in, so naturally we're still doing the deed.

Anyway, I'm on top of her, facing away from the door, and she's on her back looking straight at it.

Without me noticing, her mom opens the door (without knocking, that bitch >:[ ) and sees me balls deep in her precious little angel. I see a look of horror on her face and wasn't quite sure what was wrong, because she didn't say anything until her mom closed the door (she actually didn't freak out!)

I asked her what was wrong and she told me her mom just walked in on us without me being any the wiser.

Not the best story, but I thought it was cool of her mom not to interrupt or freak out or anything. She must be one of the types that knows sex is going to happen and that she can't really do anything to stop it.

Kind of ruined the whole moment...but we still went at it for another 15 minutes or so.

hahahahaha. lol.