Well, just today my girlfriend and I were talking about how she likes to get bit cause I bite her kinda hard but never all that hard when we're fucking. Well one thing led to another and she ended up telling me she wanted me to bite her like a vampire. I mean like on the neck until she bled.

So her parents left and we went to her room and put her hair up and I sunk my teeth into her neck and bit REALLY hard. I didnt bite quite hard enough to draw blood cause she told me to stop before it got that far but damnit it was close. I was EXTREMELY horny after that. So was she. Holy shit we both found it really hot. I proceeded to smash on her for a while. She wants me to do that to her alot now I guess. But ya Im only 17 and shes 15 so I havent done alot of weird shit in my life and Ive only fucked 2 other girls.

So whats some weird shit your partner has asked you to do? Cause to my surprise my girls a freak like that apparently so If I hear any good things we may try em.

one time.
this girl asked me to put my ...penis...in her .....VAGINA!!!!

I know!
I was sooo taken aback too.

No one has ever asked you to stick your midget cock in them. STFU and stop lying.

No one has ever asked you to stick your midget cock in them. STFU and stop lying.

heh.
o' how little you know my man.

Once, my hand asked my to suck it's thumb.

We had a fight, and now she's gone.

:(

She wanted me to communicate or share my feelings or some nonsense.

I smacked that bitch in the mouth then bent her over, pinning her down with my powerful forearms.

I take it by the lack of serious replies and of replies in general not many totseans have had sexual partners amirite?

You expected what exactly!

...or we're pretty vanilla.

...or we're pretty vanilla.

yup.

I've never even tried anal.

yup.

I've never even tried anal.

My girlfriend thinks any position other than missionary is unholy and she'll be sent to hell for trying anything else.

once while i was fucking my girl doggystyle she started saying, "rape me!" That's about it though.

My girlfriend thinks any position other than missionary is unholy and she'll be sent to hell for trying anything else.

wow.
what fucking religion is that.

Serious reply: I've done stuff that other people might see as weird, but I see it as fine because I was totally into it. The only thing that has ever struck me as a bit strange was when I was younger and a guy wanted me to touch his balls while he fucked me. Although now I'm a bit older I have learnt that quite a lot of men actually like that so maybe it's not so weird afterall.

My girlfriend thinks any position other than missionary is unholy and she'll be sent to hell for trying anything else.

<sarcasm>....because god will damn her to hell for fucking in new ways</sarcasm>

Yet another reason why religion is full of fail......

<sarcasm>....because god will damn her to hell for fucking in new ways</sarcasm>

Yet another reason why religion is full of fail......

Yes..

Anything he's ever asked me to do has been pretty normal stuff. There's only one thing he's ever suggested that I said no to. He very politely asked if I would give him head while kneeling, with my back against a wall, and not use my hands. For lack of a more delicate term he wanted to 'facefuck' me. And I very politely told him, "No thanks, I don't think I'd be into that." And that was the end of it.

It's not because I have any kind of objection to oral sex because I certainly don't, but to me that would feel kind of like he was just masturbating with my face, and I find that a rather unappealing concept; I like for sex to be a mutual kind of act.

bite her nipples


now i know that its her biggest turn on

I used to beat my ex up, pretty bad in fact.

Oh, this was stuff they wanted me to do to them?

I have no comment, and renig that last comment.

was asked to strangle a chick

lol ..................

I take it by your bitter judgement that you're upset no one is replying?

I take it by your bitter judgement that you're upset no one is replying?

To be quite honest, yes. :p

My ex asked me to strangle her as well.

Also the weirdest was my ex gf didn't want me to finger her unless she had her jeans or like if she had a skirt on she wanted to keep it on. That was weird and really annoying, because obviously it's harder. She got over that eventually though.

To be quite honest, yes. :p

Fair enough.

hot karl.

In order of intoxication:

Choking
Anal
Fisting

Ok so my girls neck is all fucked up now. Mainly just the back of it thats the only place I can bite her cuz it leaves REALLY bad marks and she has to cover em with her hair from so her parents dont see. Its awesome though. She wants to bite me too but I refuse I absolutely hate that kinda pain. I guess that kinda makes me a sadist cuz me biting her hard like that makes my dick rock hard. And Im always biting her. Like we'll be watching a movie together and outta no where I'll bite her arm just so i can hear her yell "BABY! PLEASE PLEASE THAT HURTS STOP, BABY!!!!" omg I just think its the cutest thing in the world. But afterwards she smiles and kisses me so I really think she likes it.

No one has ever asked you to stick your midget cock in them. STFU and stop lying.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
LOL this is awewome