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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2008-06-09, 09:31
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This one time I asked a girl out over MSN .. She said no.

That was fucking awkward the next day at school :o
 #2 
Old 2008-06-09, 09:51
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all of mine begin with alcohol.

here's a tip.

Don't get drunk.
Ever.
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Old 2008-06-09, 09:51
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Atleast you tried. Otherwise you know you'd be agonising about asking her for ages, and you'd never really know what could have happened, what you could have missed.
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Old 2008-06-09, 10:00
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Originally Posted by yoyobek
Atleast you tried. Otherwise you know you'd be agonising about asking her for ages, and you'd never really know what could have happened, what you could have missed.


Yeah, now you know she doesn't like you and you're probably unattractive!
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Old 2008-06-09, 10:18
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Originally Posted by tricky
all of mine begin with alcohol.

here's a tip.

Don't get drunk.
Ever.


Seconded. Alcohol is indeed a harsh mistress.
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Old 2008-06-09, 11:05
ZeroMalarki ZeroMalarki is offline
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Originally Posted by tricky
all of mine begin with alcohol.

here's a tip.

Don't get drunk.
Ever.


I'll drink to that
 #7 
Old 2008-06-09, 11:08
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Originally Posted by yoyobek
Atleast you tried. Otherwise you know you'd be agonising about asking her for ages, and you'd never really know what could have happened, what you could have missed.

I'm thinking about trying my luck again.

Hopefully she has forgotten about it, this was about two years ago.

..I don't think she even knew who I was lulz.
 #8 
Old 2008-06-09, 14:14
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Last summer went on a rampage, talking to girls like fucking MC hammer spending his money..next thing I know bottomed out, lost 1, 2 moved, pissed 1 off after talking some serious shit,another I kept talking to/seeing during the fall. Went from choices to choice, singular.

Pulled the adolf hitler, took over too much land to quick and didn't listen to my generals(instincts). Felt like al pacino in scarface there for a while until shit started falling apart, just like the end of his movie. No real negatives put against me besides i tossed out a couple chances of getting laid...ah well fuck em.
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Old 2008-06-09, 14:27
undergoing_treatment undergoing_treatment is offline
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Last summer went on a rampage, talking to girls like fucking MC hammer spending his money..next thing I know bottomed out, lost 1, 2 moved, pissed 1 off after talking some serious shit,another I kept talking to/seeing during the fall. Went from choices to choice, singular.

Pulled the adolf hitler, took over too much land to quick and didn't listen to my generals(instincts). Felt like al pacino in scarface there for a while until shit started falling apart, just like the end of his movie. No real negatives put against me besides i tossed out a couple chances of getting laid...ah well fuck em.


So basically you talked to girls and didn't get any further than just talking?

That isn't going choice to choice, thats talking to a bunch of girls but not being able to seal the deal.

Nothing cool about that.
 #10 
Old 2008-06-09, 14:30
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Fucked myself over because of the numbers man....Just like that saying, its best not to put your eggs all in one basket. Well I did that from the get go with the one girl. And in the long run that was not the best idea. And it was more than just talking..cellphone bills aren't for free bro and neither is gas. I hung out with all of them several times. Just like i told another fellow totseian whos trying to run on multiple girls. You have to play it out right otherwise your going to get burned somewhere. Do not need to make a power point presentation over this shit...fuck em.
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Old 2008-06-09, 14:45
undergoing_treatment undergoing_treatment is offline
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Fucked myself over because of the numbers man....Just like that saying, its best not to put your eggs all in one basket. Well I did that from the get go with the one girl. And in the long run that was not the best idea. And it was more than just talking..cellphone bills aren't for free bro and neither is gas. I hung out with all of them several times. Just like i told another fellow totseian whos trying to run on multiple girls. You have to play it out right otherwise your going to get burned somewhere. Do not need to make a power point presentation over this shit...fuck em.


Yeah you hang out with them all but couldn't seal the deal. There is a difference between being friends with a girl and fucking her. Sounds like they all just put you in the "friend zone"
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Old 2008-06-09, 15:00
CarbonB CarbonB is offline
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Originally Posted by NitrousMafia
Last summer went on a rampage, talking to girls like fucking MC hammer spending his money..next thing I know bottomed out, lost 1, 2 moved, pissed 1 off after talking some serious shit,another I kept talking to/seeing during the fall. Went from choices to choice, singular.

Pulled the adolf hitler, took over too much land to quick and didn't listen to my generals(instincts). Felt like al pacino in scarface there for a while until shit started falling apart, just like the end of his movie. No real negatives put against me besides i tossed out a couple chances of getting laid...ah well fuck em.


You are full of shit GANGSTA!

Yeah you hang out with them all but couldn't seal the deal. There is a difference between being friends with a girl and fucking her. Sounds like they all just put you in the "friend zone"

Agreed. Last time I checked most girls are willing to come SEE ME. Not the other way around...
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Old 2008-06-09, 15:00
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Yeah you hang out with them all but couldn't seal the deal. There is a difference between being friends with a girl and fucking her. Sounds like they all just put you in the "friend zone"

Oh yeah Yuban coffee you can sprinkle that stuff on anything, ice cream, mashed potatoes, or eat it right out of the can for a quick pick me up....

Hah gangsta, nope im not wearing south pole or fubu today.

Fuck with gas prices where they are nobody is going to be seeing nobody unless your riding a moped or have a Mr. Fusion mounted in your car.
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Old 2008-06-09, 15:20
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This one time I asked a girl out over MSN .. She said no.

That was fucking awkward the next day at school :o
Getting asked out over msn, saying yes. Then it turning out that he was drunk and he never remembered asking me out. He did however remember asking to fuck and me saying yes. That is awkward next day school.



I hate myself over that.
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Old 2008-06-09, 15:20
undergoing_treatment undergoing_treatment is offline
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Oh yeah Yuban coffee you can sprinkle that stuff on anything, ice cream, mashed potatoes, or eat it right out of the can for a quick pick me up....

Hah gangsta, nope im not wearing south pole or fubu today.

Fuck with gas prices where they are nobody is going to be seeing nobody unless your riding a moped or have a Mr. Fusion mounted in your car.

I did not understand what you just said.
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Old 2008-06-09, 15:34
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Getting asked out over msn, saying yes. Then it turning out that he was drunk and he never remembered asking me out. He did however remember asking to fuck and me saying yes. That is awkward next day school.



I hate myself over that.

At least they didn't deny everything, most people say Oh i was blacked out etc. I dont remember therefore I'm going to plead the 5th.
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Old 2008-06-09, 15:38
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At least they didn't deny everything, most people say Oh i was blacked out etc. I dont remember therefore I'm going to plead the 5th.
No, instead I slept with him under the impression there was something there (still bad I know) only to find out he thought we were just fuck buddies from mutual friends. I don't know how to bring that up and point out that I don't want random, meaningless sex so I keep sexing him.
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Old 2008-06-09, 16:11
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No, instead I slept with him under the impression there was something there (still bad I know) only to find out he thought we were just fuck buddies from mutual friends. I don't know how to bring that up and point out that I don't want random, meaningless sex so I keep sexing him.

......

troll, anyone?
 #19 
Old 2008-06-09, 17:14
Bean_Doodle Bean_Doodle is offline
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......

troll, anyone?

just go with it
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Old 2008-06-09, 21:07
kenton kenton is offline
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When I misspelled "principle" I had to CTRL + Z it, so I could type "principal".

Oh, and going out and have sex with an extreme bi-polar girl.
 #21 
Old 2008-06-09, 21:07
cant b bothered cant b bothered is offline
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......

troll, anyone?
Unfortunately not.
 #22 
Old 2008-06-09, 21:30
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Texted a girl asking to be fuck buddies while i was drunk.

Damn, that is still messing things up for me.

She obliged by the way
 #23 
Old 2008-06-09, 22:16
Malkog Malkog is offline
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No, instead I slept with him under the impression there was something there (still bad I know) only to find out he thought we were just fuck buddies from mutual friends. I don't know how to bring that up and point out that I don't want random, meaningless sex so I keep sexing him.

You're pathetic.

PS: Wanna have casual, meaningless sex?
 #24 
Old 2008-06-09, 22:26
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Oh, and going out and have sex with an extreme bi-polar girl.

Replace bipolar with clinical depression and you got my story. Except I dated her. Oh well, I know tons of adults who've been in much longer serious relationships with depressed chicks. None of them worked out.
 #25 
Old 2008-06-10, 13:23
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fucking christ ^^^ damn speaking of chicks with mental problems.

Went in pac sun the other day and immediately me and my buddies noticed this chick with a nice rack and i was keeping an eye on her...then all of a sudden she pulls out like all the shirts on this shelf and starts restacking/folding them. Im like WTF ive never seen this girl working here before? Then she zipped across the store and like took something off the rack mumbled something to these old people that were in the store..shot back up to the front of the store looked at some clothes on the rack. And this was all like within 20 seconds....I knew something was wrong with her, went from looking at stuff in the store to watching her fly around the store...she was just zipping around the store without a cause, almost look like she was on meth or something.

My buddy was looking at the sunglasses and she came over by him and she pulls out a pair and starts talking outloud(me and my other friend thought he was spitting some game), saying my sunglasses always smell funny, my buddy says oh yea thats weird, she walks away talking to herself. Then she sort of just prowled out of the store...it's like okkkkkkkkkkay?
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Old 2008-06-10, 14:39
CarbonB CarbonB is offline
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fucking christ ^^^ damn speaking of chicks with mental problems.

Went in pac sun the other day and immediately me and my buddies noticed this chick with a nice rack and i was keeping an eye on her...then all of a sudden she pulls out like all the shirts on this shelf and starts restacking/folding them. Im like WTF ive never seen this girl working here before? Then she zipped across the store and like took something off the rack mumbled something to these old people that were in the store..shot back up to the front of the store looked at some clothes on the rack. And this was all like within 20 seconds....I knew something was wrong with her, went from looking at stuff in the store to watching her fly around the store...she was just zipping around the store without a cause, almost look like she was on meth or something.

My buddy was looking at the sunglasses and she came over by him and she pulls out a pair and starts talking outloud(me and my other friend thought he was spitting some game), saying my sunglasses always smell funny, my buddy says oh yea thats weird, she walks away talking to herself. Then she sort of just prowled out of the store...it's like okkkkkkkkkkay?


So in a nutshell you didn't talk to her? Loser...
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Old 2008-06-10, 15:21
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So in a nutshell you didn't talk to her? Loser...

Ha fuck that shit carbon, no...no...and no, i dont mess around with girls that have problems, i got enough problems of my own in the first place. Thats like saying hey heres $100 you can have BUT the bill has been dusted with HIV... Thats all i would need to do is mess around with some girl thats not wrapped too tight then you'll see a Sticky at the top of S&A NitrousMafia RIP....means of death knife in the back while sleeping by a metanlly unstable woman.
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Old 2008-06-14, 06:45
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Originally Posted by yoyobek
Atleast you tried. Otherwise you know you'd be agonising about asking her for ages, and you'd never really know what could have happened, what you could have missed.


He did it through msn, that never works out right anyways.
 #29 
Old 2008-06-14, 07:50
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He did it through msn, that never works out right anyways.
MSN was safer than IRL, IRL could've had risks like public humiliation.
 
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