So if you went to prison, and the only way to survive was if you sucked a dick or took it in the ass, what would you do? I personally would rather suck a dick, but I was talking to my friends and they said they would rather take it in the ass. I think they are fucking stupid but to each his own i guess.

....i would suck dick..then bite it off an fight my way...i aint goin out like no bitch.


but if i had to..i would suck dick...at least my ass isnt getting ripped

Yeah, seriously. Sucking would be nasty as hell, but at least it wouldn't be that painful.

see thats what i said. But they kept saying that sucking would require too much work as opposed to just taking it...

I'd opt for being sodomised, then raise my power level so high that when they penetrated me their dick just burnt away, then I'd destroy them with a ki blast.

Fact.

Ugh...I wouldnt want to taste the dick cheese of some 50 yr old felon who prolly never washes down there.

Suck a dick.

I'm not getting anything in my asshole.

^ What a bunch of puffs. Where is your dignity?

I would grow a beard, look old and act as if I've got a ton of wisdom and experience. That way I'd get everyone's respect.

Prisoners with beards are just drug addicts who don't have enough money for a shaver, because they spent it all on methamphetamine.

i would probably pig out on food, get man boobs, then let them titty fuck

Oooh, thats a toughie...

If they were gonna be gentle and lube it up and everything, I'd take the ass-fuck route.

If they promised to wash and be clean - I'd suck it.

If they were going to rape me...well i wouldn't really have a choice would I?

But uhh...ill stick with Agent 008's plan and grow me a beard... Or even become a meth addict that no one would want to fuck!

I'd take it in the ass, surely there's some way of getting it lubed up?

Anyways, what I really wanna know is... How many guys turn gay in prison? I don't really see myself turning gay just because I was only around guys for years

My buddy had to write a paper on exactly this topic for his creative literature class...I said I'd take it up the ass...fuck at least I dont have to look at the guy...

Both at the same time.

The chances of anyone wanting to do it to me are pretty low though since I'm pretty scary looking/nasty looking. But it'd be more fun to do both at the same time. Spit works well as a temporary lube too.

Spit works well as a temporary lube too.

yeah but you gotta think about the blood taking the place of that temporary lube.

Neither, I'd rather die.

I'd fight them off for as long as I can like Andy did.

This. Then I'd dominate the prison with my l33t accounting skills, and escape after digging a tunnel behind a poster and dropping into a sewage pipe.

k well consideer this,
the dick has probably already seen some asshole in its day, meaning that dick is covered with shit,
i wouldnt want that in my mouth

This is a genius thread! Most entertaining.

I'm female.... and yet I HATE sucking dick and taking it in the ass.

However I can tell you... I have done both and horrific as they are... I would much rather take it in the ass because that is marginally less horrific.

And also you manfolk have your prostate up there so once you got over the initial pain (and came to terms mentally with the fact you were being fucked by a man) you might even enjoy it a bit :)

Are you, by any chance, a lesbian? (You don't have to like getting fucked in the ass, but only lesbians hate sucking dick. True fact.)

hahahaha no I'm bisexual.

I have some medical problems and I have a very active gag reflex and it makes me literally vomit.... like ON THEIR COCK.

But I think even if it didn't make me vomit I still wouldn't like it. This is the only way I can think to put it for straight men... it's a bit like when you put too much food in your mouth all at once and you think you are going to suffocate. It's just not nice having something that big in your mouth!!!

So yeah I recommend to you all.... if you have to be a prison bitch at any point in your life.... take it up the ass.

Maybe you should just suck smaller dicks

So yeah I recommend to you all.... if you have to be a prison bitch at any point in your life.... take it up the ass.

Enjoy your AIDS..

Ass. SHOCKING AMIRITE?

it's a bit like when you put too much food in your mouth all at once and you think you are going to suffocate. It's just not nice having something that big in your mouth!

Although I've never had this problem, but that may be because I

suck smaller dicks.

;)

Ass. SHOCKING AMIRITE?


LOL NAO

you boys ready for your cock-meat sandwhich?

Personally, if he was forcing himself on me and I wasn't able to fight him off, I'd opt for the ass. I would let him penetrate me and as soon as I feel the head of his cock slide past my sphincter I would tighten up as tight as I can and roll my body to the side breaking his cock. I would them punch him in the balls and as hes knelt down I would stand up and kick him in the face. I would kick him a few times in the head then proceed to stomp on his cock/nut sack. If I was wearing shoes I would grind his cock and nuts into the cement floor until it is nothing but pulp.

Id say I have aids and herpes... If they buy it maybe that would deture them enough and hopefully they dont already have it.

take it in the ass

I KNEEL BEFORE NO MAN!!!!

Neither, I'd rather die.

They've got the HIV in prison.

Most likely from being raped, you will get it... well not that likely, but it is a chance I'm not willing to take, I'd rather kill someone.

Google "pink sock"

Google "pink sock"

Your saying that's what happens when you get fucked in the ass to many times?

Wouldn't happen to me, I have a very tight anus, and it was my first time getting raped he wouldn't have enough time to loosen up my sphincter that much.

http://www.ace-egypt.org.uk/images/ace_rectal_prolapse_1.jpg

Your saying that's what happens when you get fucked in the ass to many times?

Wouldn't happen to me, I have a very tight anus, and it was my first time getting raped he wouldn't have enough time to loosen up my sphincter that much.

http://www.ace-egypt.org.uk/images/ace_rectal_prolapse_1.jpg

A pink sock is also known as anal or rectal prolapse. This phenomenon occurs when having anal sex or masturbation with a phallic object and the phallus is removed abruptly, causing the colon to eject from the body.

See this is why i'm starting to work out now, so that when i get to prison i'll only be a bitch for a while and then i'll be buff enough to not get raped.

Ill just tell Big Bubba I have AIDS or Syphilis or whatever else I can think of..

So....

He'll wear a condom and it will take longer and be less enjoyable for the both of you?


Plus I think most US prisons seperate HIV infected patients specifically.

..And then it'll turn out that he has HIV himself, and wasn't really going to rape you because he's got some lines he wouldn't cross. But then you mentioned that you have HIV yourself, and thus inflicted imminent rape upon you, along with an HIV infection.

Good going, Sir, good going.

I'd rather take it to the skull than the ass

1. Pink sock.
2. I enjoy walking.
3. I do believe you're less likely to contract AIDS via oral sex since you can (hopefully) spit & theres not AIDJizz sitting in your anal wounds for who knows how many hours.
4. I enjoy pooping.
5. I have the option of biting his cock off.
6. I could use vomit as a deterrent.

Also note-I'm black so I'll be making YOU my bitches in jail. I'll be the Bubba here niggaz.

see this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF5M-h2IueU

Yeah, no. Not doing that to survive. If you make the decision you are accepting it. That happens to me, somebody is going to die.

Also, until I clicked it I thought that thumbnail was a guy in a red shirt, tied to a tree, covered in bees. And the chances of getting HIV from a single instance of receptive anal sex is only 0.5% (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aids#Prevention).

Ever seen American History X? that guy didn't seem to like up the but at all

I'll choose a bj over butseckz

you mean receptive oral.

an the chart isnt based out of 100 its out of 10k

so im asssuming its way under 1percent

you mean receptive oral.

an the chart isnt based out of 100 its out of 10k

so im asssuming its way under 1percent

Receptive anal intercourse* 50/10000 = .5/100

0.5%

He meant receptive anal. Are you fucking retarded?

Receptive oral was 1/10000 or .01%. A lower percentage yes, but you're still a complete fucking idiot.