I recently made a post about me thinking that my girlfriend doesn't care about me even though she says she does.
Well she dumped me because i tried pushing her into doing things with me. Anyway i guess its my fault but i really feel like dying. I want to get her back no matter what it takes. any tips?

Okay, I can help you with this, but you're going to have to follow my advice exactly.

First, go to your local dealer and get a bunch of drugs, it doesn't really matter what, so long as you get enough to make you incoherent. Take them all at once, then go to her house and start yelling out the front, yell at her to come out and fight like a man. Then, when she doesn't come out (women are such pussies) break all the windows of her house/car and then take a shit on her dashboard and then leave.

Good luck man.

Kidnap her, hijack a plane, and fly to some remote islant with laws that support you;)

You want her back because you feel like you lost something. You started out being afraid of losing her; and guess what? You lost her. Its because you were WORRIED and you were making irrational decisions based on your fear. Be not afraid, for you do not deserve her. Now find someone else that your not afraid to lose, and you will have her indubitably.

sorry but can't do that i need her

Neediness/Insecurity = unattractive.

Neediness/Insecurity = unattractive.

buster_hymen/ faggot = shutup

i am unattractive anyway and she dated me in the first place.

buster_hymen/ faggot = shutup

i am unattractive anyway and she dated me in the first place.

And this is why you're asking totse for help? Because everything is so in control...

Looks only go so far, dude. Hot girls date unattractive guys all the time. They are more partial to the whole "personality" thing, and having these overly romantic and unrealistic BS expectations for their future husbands and shit.

You made yourself look like a needy pussy and now she has no interest in you anymore. Move on and be less of a bitch next time.

I'd help your westy, but you've come looking for advice and are now rejecting everything that does not fit your version of it. You're never going to get anywhere with this girl so man the fuck up.

Seriously, I thought I was getting emo because I'm a loser that can't get laid.

Crack open a fucking fourty (I started using that after listening to wu-tang) and start sipping it.

It's 2 pm and I'm on my first beer.

Get on it.

haha i do my friend doesn't help i still get upset over her.

Be prepared, knowing that she dumped you for a reason.

I can make this whole situation so much easier.

She dumped you and now she's fucking some other guy.

Hope that cheers you up!

Haha

helpfully crushing

i like it :)

i personally think you should stop being such a pussy and go and fuck her best friend.

She's just not that into you.
<3

She dumped you because you sound like a little cock-gobbling-faggot....and you're emo. No one likes emos, not even other emos.

HA!

I really dislike this sentence. It sounds so awkward.

Anyway, what you need to do is forget about her. If you want her or chase her you'll never have her. The chances of you getting her back are slim to none. The best thing to do is just erase her from your life and move on. She might come back, but she probably won't. You'll meet and date new women. Look at your time with her, figure out what you did wrong, and then don't repeat those mistakes again. That's what you should strive to do in life.