i need some advice.

im 16 now, and not allowed to date by my parents.
not to say that i haven't- ive dated and boned a few chicks.

what do i do/say to make them give in?
i mean, i can sneak around forever, but its really annoying and takes too much time to come up with 10000 excuses.

to people that want to flame me- fuck you. lol

I don't know you're parents, but say something along the lines of

"I am a maturing young man, mom/dad. It is only natural for me to want to spend time and love members of the opposite sex, and I don't understand why you can't let me"

If they come back with some bullshit like

"Because you are TOO YOUNG to be experiencing these things", then you are pretty much fucked. Better start making a list of excuses until you are 18.

But dude, 16 and they won't let you date? I'd move out.

You should just start jerking it to the most explicit, offensive porn you can find, and leave your cum and the porn lying around.

Then be like: Well, if I had a girlfriend, she could do those things for me and I wouldn't need porn.

Then once they cave keep doing it.

What the hell? You are not allowed to date period?

Explain to your parents that it is their job to nurture you to grow and mature into a wise and productive person. How can you expect them to do that if they are constantly clipping your wings and not letting you do simple things like date? I remember reading somewhere that negative results occur in children who are "held back" their entire lives.

How mature do you honestly act around the house? If necessary, you need to prove to your parents that you are old enough to do so. And yes, I would move out if my parents did that when I was 16.

thank you for the mature answers, not the usual bullshit i was expecting lol

usually they come back with "the purpose of dating is to get married" when i say "why can't i date, its a natural thing"

stupid parents. hear i am not trying to go around their backs...ha.