How would I go about doing this?

She absolutely despises me. My girlfriend has told me this multiple times.

Her mother thinks I'm taking advantage of her because I'm 9 months older than her. 9 freaking months. That's nothing!

So, she thinks I'm taking advantage of her daughter, and I really do love her for who she is, I'm not taking advantage of her.

1.Keep your manners up even when shes being a cunt.

2.Take care of her daughter and eventually her maternal instinct should kick in and you should start to grow on her.

3.Or just remind her that if she's a bitch now she'll be in a retirement home later.


Good luck.

9 months apart? does she expect you to have the same birthday or what? honestly, it sounds like you have no hope, unless you stay together long enough to where she HAS to let down her guard and just fuckin like you.

but until then, just be a gentleman no matter what she says or does. it probably wont work, but at least youll know youre doing your part and shes just being a bitch.

How do you currently act around her?, do you dress like a hobo?, are you loud and arrogant?, you have to show respect and be polite

preform oral sex on her

ha dude, unless your asking for this girls hand in marriage, and the family follows victorian era courting standard: fuck it.

does it really fucking matter what she thinks about you?

if you're younger, not having mommies approval can be a plus for you in so's eyes.

if shes underage/still in school the yes it does. you think shes going to let her stay out extra late with a guy she thinks is taking advantage of her little snowflake?

This. No matter how classy you actually are, if you dress like a gangster or punk rock fag you're going to get your ass handed to you by the stereotypes that middle aged women have.

Don't dress like a tool, say please and thank you, and shower once in a while. If that doesn't do it nothing will.

i find that mothers of girl/female friends like me more than the girl themselves.

what i do is i bake cookies right, and i sort of address a box of home made cookies to said girl, but know shes going to share it with her family anyway.

but yeh, its essential to not fall into a stereotype. pull up your pants if they are down, dont walk with a limp etc etc.

if thats what you are and if you dont want to give that up, not many people are going to have anything against you, but when youre talking about mothers and their ingrained images of stereotypes, really thats the only way

and sometimes they would still hate your guts even if you were jesus himself

This.

Who fucking cares, bang the girl, videotape, email to her mom.

And this.

This.

Who fucking cares, bang the girl, videotape, email to her mom.

if shes underage/still in school the yes it does. you think shes going to let her stay out extra late with a guy she thinks is taking advantage of her little snowflake?

nah it doesnt. Mr. and Mrs. Jones could think your a second coming of christ, but little suzie still isn't going to be able to stay out late if she wasnt allowed to before.