allright im 15 and got my 1st girlfriend yesterday. now i know this is kind of pathetic but i am asking for any advice you can give me

Don't let her find out you go on totse. EVER.

Umm.. advice on what exactly?

This.

And don't get attached, you're going to need to hate that bitch in a couple of weeks/months/days.

thats implied ...

i just want general advice i.e. places to go, what to do, etc.

And don't get attached, you're going to need to hate that bitch in a couple of weeks/months/days.
her grave will be shallow and unmarked

And don't get attached, you're going to need to hate that bitch in a couple of weeks/months/days.

lulz, qft

you're only 15 theres not too much pressure on you movies, walks in the park, going to Mickey D's

This made me lol.

Just be yourself. I know you hear it a lot but you're young. Chicks will come and go many times. Also don't get so comfortable in the relationship that you forget how to treat her like she matters. That will kill it right there.

Buy her flowers, it's embarrassing but chicks love that stuff, plus as she's 15 she's probably never had them from a guy before. It will get you bonus points, which can be cashed in later for awkward hand jobs at house parties.

Obviously you have to walk through the mall with your hand in her back pocket and her hand in your back pocket.

No, in all seriousness. Have a good time with her, you're 15 for fucks'sake. This isn't a path to marriage by any means, just fuck around with it.

Your parents are going to give you rides to movies, you're going to grope, awkwardly make-out, and wipe your sweaty palms on the seat of your pants.

Just have fun. Chill out. Brag to your friends about getting to "bases". Argue about letting your girlfriend go to your room to your parents.

Oh, and don't let her know you tell your friends everything, because obviously you are. To a 15 year old female, being called a slut is just about the end of the world and since 15 year olds have nothing to talk about, they gossip all the time and she will cry and wail and smack you and scratch your arm, possibly pinch you.

Oh, and don't bitch about the fact that her make-up looks like if you touchced her face it would crack. Or that her eyeliner and glitter mascara is clumped and so thick her eyes look like their lazy. She won't listen to you, and she think she looks awesome, which she might for a 15 year old.

Oh yeah, and when her wants to kill herself because her mom made her clean her room, listen to her cry about what a bitch she is and shut up, don't say anything.

That's all I have for now.

15 is an awfully awkward age

enjoy it, knowing that nothing you do now matters

aka, try and finger her asap

Take advantage while you can: get as far as possible in the (most likely) 2 weeks you'll be dating mannn.
My first one was a month, and I got a little too into her so when we broke up I was actually hurt.
out before OMGFAG

Ultimate list:


1. Don't get her pregnant.

Revise this daily.

Man, you sound either really nostalgic for early teenage years, or really bitter.... either way, your depiction really struck some cords with me... you have a way with words haha

..:(

..:(

right? there's such an urgent sense of longing and loss of days never to be experienced again in that post.....

right? there's such an urgent sense of longing and loss of days never to be experienced again in that post.....

Makes me feel like I've made some wrong choices somewhere in the past. :(

To hell with it. What's done's done.

Makes me feel like I've made some wrong choices somewhere in the past. :(

To hell with it. What's done's done.

...or is it?


lol, that's the kinda thinking that drives a man to spend years perfecting a time machine so he can go back and relive the innocence of childhood...

thanks for the advice everyone you kinda helped

Fuck as many high school girls as you can before its too late. Even the fat ones, just don't tell your friends about those.

90% of the patronising advice here sucked testicles.

What I basically got was "ho ho, you are so young, so much younger than me, I remember what it was like, your life doesn't matter right now NOTHING MATTERS I AM OLD AND GREY"

Can any of you even remember what it's like to be 15?

What matters for you, a 15 year old, is getting laid. So, get fuckin' laid.

Don't feel like a loser. Some people just take longer than others.

One thing that's come up with me. When girls vent they don't necessarily seek logic/constructive advice, but empathy... and not always constructive advice (try to show them you're "listening" from that more emotional perspective, which is what girls usually want. Also, just be as you are, don't think, don't think about not-thinking, just be in the moment in each moment as much as you can, and you're instncts/subconscious will take care of the rest. Also,be genuine and honest and you're already well on your way to being an awesome boyfriend.

Fuck yes. Every little thing was a disaster of epic proportions. Any girl who smiled at me could have made me do her bidding. I knew what love was, and no one could tell me differently.

I actually rather miss it.

Oh wow. Spectacular advice. I'm going to copy/paste that for my files. Plus, bonus points for being articulate/well written/entertaining.

i remember 15 very well. i had one awkward gf that used to smoke meth. i was hooked on pain killers. lived in suburbia and attended drug counseling.

fast forward 3.5 years to today.
i got back with that girl a few months ago, she left me, i have bunches of sex but can't get a gf. i'm addicted to pot, and i think that girl might be on her way to alcoholism. i'm a uni student, and i need to get the fuck out of this town and forget 95% of the people that i've met here. for real.


sorry i just feel sorry for myself today...

to the advice part of this....
i don't know what to tell you. at 15 i was really thinking much about girls because i knew i was too shy to touch one effectively. just go with the flow, in the end you'll just remember it as good times in hs.

i remember 15 very well. i had one awkward gf that used to smoke meth. i was hooked on pain killers. lived in suburbia and attended drug counseling.

fast forward 3.5 years to today.
i got back with that girl a few months ago, she left me, i have bunches of sex but can't get a gf. i'm addicted to pot, and i think that girl might be on her way to alcoholism. i'm a uni student, and i need to get the fuck out of this town and forget 95% of the people that i've met here. for real.


sorry i just feel sorry for myself today...

Thank you, you've just made me feel a lot better about my past. :p

Thank you, you've just made me feel a lot better about my past. :p

well mine wasnt as bad as i guess it sounded to you. but you're welcome

Dont have sex with her without protection , Dont buy her a bunch of shit it will be a waste at 15 just buy shit for yourself to get more 15 year old bitches.

Try to get some naked pics to hold as blackmail to get the slut to do whatever you want. Turn her out and make her love you and pimp her out to your freinds for 20 dollars a pop.

yes!d

Man, you sound either really nostalgic for early teenage years, or really bitter.... either way, your depiction really struck some cords with me... you have a way with words haha

Lol, maybe a little bit of both.

Don't be a fag, kid.

Why does that make you a loser? I had my first girlfriend at like...19?

So don't worry. Just go with the flow. Treat her nice. Don't take her for granted. Don't put up with her shit. Put her in her place when she needs it. Let her put you in you place when you step out of line. And try to have as much fun as you can, because you're 15 and this relationship doesn't count for shit in the grand scheme of things.

Why does that make you a loser? I had my first girlfriend at like...19?

Well, the kid never said you weren't a loser too... ;)

Well, the kid never said you weren't a loser too... ;)

:(...

Later bloomer.

I didn't have my first girlfriend until around 19 either!

Late bloomers FTW!!!

completely change the type of person you are. i wouldn't date someone that would post something like that.