...but only the first 3-4 were the typical orgasmic pleasure ones. I had just been horrendously blueballed after pretty much the whole afternoon of foreplay. Me and my girl were about to fuck when I remembered her mom needed her home like YESTERDAY for a flight they were taking this evening.


Needless to say I was BLUEFUCKINGBALLED! Like walking funny blueballs, blueballs so intense I wish I wore whitey-tighties to prevent my balls from swangin into my legs and shit. Driving her back was pure pain and I wasn't about to have her jack me while I drove because:

A.) I'm going on the fucking freeway at 80-90MPH.
B.) Eh I dunno I think it's trashy.

Anyways,
FUCK SO BLUEBALLED!

About 15 minutes ago as soon as I got home, I milked that erection until I FINALLY busted. When I opened my eyes after the pleasure had subsided I found that holy fuck I was still cumming and now my cumwad was fucking soaked with jizz (that is terrible at becoming absorbed) and was now freely flowing onto my bathroom tiles.


WHAT THE FUCK? 3-4 seconds into the orgasm I stop shooting, and for the remained of the six seconds jizz just gushes out in diminishing quantities, but by the time I took stock of the mess I found I had completely covered a whole bath tile in pure man-fluid.

Anybody else ever had such a wierd thing happen to them? First time in my life and I hadn't ejaculated for almost a fucking week before, also have been taking in fluids like a motherfucker since I began lifting weights two months ago.

What?

boys are so weird... a while ago in another thread someone said boys orgasms are like 5 secs... since then on several occasions I've purposefly kept note of when the orgasm started in comparison to the point in the video or the song, and I cum for like 30 seconds.. i don't know if I'm special, or if girls in general are just luckier.

I don't shoot as much, but my orgasms last anywhere from 10 - 30 seconds, depending on how long I've been being stimulated for.

or if girls in general are just luckier.

It's one of the reason's I hate your gender so.

Holy shit.

Don't think it's worth all the hassle with bleeding etc. though.

Technically I can orgasm for about 15-20 seconds (did it a few times), but it's very difficult since you need to approach it very smoothly, and then hold your muscles like there's no tomorrow to prevent ejaculation. Not sure if that's healthy; it's very tricky to get right but it works - and you can keep going afterwards right away which's a plus.

HAHA 008 ^^^

Depends how stimulated i get, might find myself yelling randomness/profanities upon release....

Holy shit.

Don't think it's worth all the hassle with bleeding etc. though.

Technically I can orgasm for about 15-20 seconds (did it a few times), but it's very difficult since you need to approach it very smoothly, and then hold your muscles like there's no tomorrow to prevent ejaculation. Not sure if that's healthy; it's very tricky to get right but it works - and you can keep going afterwards right away which's a plus.

I dunno if this is healthy, but I can actually have a mini-orgasm where I do ejaculate but not in spurts; it kind of just "leaks" out.. and then I can keep jacking for about 15-20 seconds before having a huge orgasm.

This. It all depends on the stimulation. If it's just a quick wank, it's all over in a few seconds, but if I've gotten a ton of stimulation, teasing, etc, for an hour or more from a girl, I'll bust like Mt. St Helens and keep orgasming for 20-30 seconds and barely be able to breathe during this time...

Kinda like this small steam plume from 1982: http://tinyurl.com/6s2eoq

Versus this (Major Eruption, July 7, 1980): http://tinyurl.com/5zs683

This. It all depends on the stimulation. If it's just a quick wank, it's all over in a few seconds, but if I've gotten a ton of stimulation, teasing, etc, for an hour or more from a girl, I'll bust like Mt. St Helens and keep orgasming for 20-30 seconds and barely be able to breathe during this time...

Take a watch and look at it for 30 seconds, just to get a feel for how long it actually is.

I seriously doubt you can shoot for 30 seconds.

Take a watch and look at it for 30 seconds, just to get a feel for how long it actually is.

I seriously doubt you can shoot for 30 seconds.

Nah, I don't mean to say I ejaculate for 30 seconds straight. No Peter North here... But an orgasm, including like, \ spasms and really good feelings like that buzzing I can't describe, as well as the actual spurting. Not saying up to half a minute, but it feels that way, u know...

I would say that "luckier" is a debatable term. It is my understanding that yes, women have a more prolonged orgasm. On average, though, it is so much more difficult to acheive. And while it is damn rare to find a guy who can't get off during sex, even if it's only with his hand, it is sadly all too common to find women who can't get off at all. I even know a few who have never had an orgasm.

This. It all depends on the stimulation. If it's just a quick wank, it's all over in a few seconds, but if I've gotten a ton of stimulation, teasing, etc, for an hour or more from a girl, I'll bust like Mt. St Helens and keep orgasming for 20-30 seconds and barely be able to breathe during this time...

Kinda like this small steam plume from 1982: http://tinyurl.com/6s2eoq

Versus this (Major Eruption, July 7, 1980): http://tinyurl.com/5zs683

lulz you have the thick, stubby, p3nor.