Fuck me, the whole concept of bleeding from you genetalia 12 times a year (maybe a even more with a few good cunt-punts) still really CREEPS me the fuck out even though ive been wit my current gf for close to two years and have even had her pussy blood all over my dick :s
i mean, if my dick started bleeding id be fucking worried as hell...nay?

dont try to understand it just do what every guy has done for the last 20,000 years and ignore it

I'm just glad my penis don't bleed like that, because there is NO way you're gettin me to shove one of those up my pee-hole.

This.

*pukes everywhere at concept*

The idea wouldn't be as disgusting if it was just plain old blood.

*pukes everywhere at concept*

What is even more gross is what the blood consists of. If we were chickens, having our period would mean laying an egg.

That's not so gross, I guess. It's eating chicken eggs that's gross. But tasty. Goddamn.

That's not so gross, I guess. It's eating chicken eggs that's gross. But tasty. Goddamn.

*gets slightly aroused*

Ah!
The soldier is a metaphor!

I'd rather bleed than lay an egg, to be honest. Although you do lay an egg when you have a period, its just the size of a full stop.

what size font?

what size font?

a tiny one

Do tampons freak me out? no.

I've always kept two in every first aid kit. They are good for puncture wounds; they were designed to be put into a hole and prevent blood from pouring out.

The whole menstruation thing is just another bodily function to dislike.

Wait 'till you get married or have a live in gf. The day will come when she forgets to flush the bloody thing and boy is that an eyeful.

Dude, just view it scientifically. Blood = rich in nutrients. It's what fucking sustains us. Therefore, it has all the ingredients necessary to nourish or sustain life within the womb. The nutritious layer of blood is shed if a zygote isn't implanted onto the uterine wall.

Seriously, mamallian repoduction is intense. Women carry the brunt of that burden. I'd generally just view it as the "yay, at least she's not preggers!." I mean, it's just fucking blood, and it's not distressing in the way blood normally is. It doesn't mean a person is hurt, for instance. It's perfect;ly natural. Natural things aren't gross when you place them in context and with some understanding.

Your gf flushes sanitary matter down the bog? Doesn't that clog the system up?
You're supposed to put it in the bin provided, don't you ever read the signs in hotel bogs/the eurostar bog?
:rollseyes:

To tell you the truth I kind of have a fetish for tampons/ piss. If a how girl wanted to piss in my face while I was eating her our, I would be all for it. Especially if she way squatting over me / sitting on my face and she didn't give me a chance to get away, that would be awesome.

Same with fucking a girl on her period, I want to see my cock covered in blood.

Your gf flushes sanitary matter down the bog? Doesn't that clog the system up?
You're supposed to put it in the bin provided, don't you ever read the signs in hotel bogs/the eurostar bog?
:rollseyes:

You're supposed to flush tampons, but not the applicators.

Pads and whatnot dont go down at all.

Dont put bloody tampons in those bags, its disgusting. The blood gets everywhere and they start to stink before the end of the day.

I understand the fetish for blood, but PISS man?