Fake orgasms and enormous plastic boobs dont appeal to me anymore so I want the real thing. Unfortunately, I socialized with a girl since ever so my social skills have atrophied. Can someone here give me advice to get "back into the game"? Thanks

Prostitutes.

camera and a bunch of money try and start your own porn site!

1. Go to place which contains women.
2. Start conversations with women.

don't be a bitch walk into a crowded place and whip it out

You gotta tell us more. Are you in HS, or university, or what?

Senior at uni :(

Senior at uni :(

Ouch. You mean this coming school year?

If this is the case, introduce yourself to idiot, cockhungry freshman girls. They'll be impressed by your age. By which I mean they'll like that you can buy them alcohol. Which you will use to gain entry to their tight, slippery vaginas.

Ouch. You mean this coming school year?

If this is the case, introduce yourself to idiot, cockhungry freshman girls. They'll be impressed by your age. By which I mean they'll like that you can buy them alcohol. Which you will use to gain entry to their tight, slippery vaginas.

This.

Read books from PUAs and learn their techniques?

You forgot...
3. ??????
4. PROFIT!

Ouch. You mean this coming school year?

If this is the case, introduce yourself to idiot, cockhungry freshman girls. They'll be impressed by your age. By which I mean they'll like that you can buy them alcohol. Which you will use to gain entry to their tight, slippery vaginas.

Now I see that you Americans were actually pretty smart when you made that "no-alcohol-before-21" law.

But what if they can buy their own drinks?

sounds shitty but find a drug you like. adderall really helps my social skills. especially because i smoked weed so long throughout adolescence that i lost an actual personality. now i found it again! haha
but anyway real post, go out drinking, maybe find some people who want to do drugs with you.

if all else fails get onto craigslist casual encounters.

Start drinking beers at 8 every thursday, friday, saturday evening. call all people you know who have alot of friends, not even necessarily girls. go out to where they're at, and continue to drink to excess. fuck the world; you're bound to have sexual experiences within a week if you do this...

Ouch. You mean this coming school year?

If this is the case, introduce yourself to idiot, cockhungry freshman girls. They'll be impressed by your age. By which I mean they'll like that you can buy them alcohol. Which you will use to gain entry to their tight, slippery vaginas.

Goddamn- THIS.

Or.. if you've been sticking to your average Cali ho porn, you might want to bump it up to a little BDSM, a little rape fantasy, a little preggo-fetish, a little dead chick action... If you are bored with porn, it means you haven't been looking hard enough!!