All the fucking time when you do something illegal people will say something like "Enjoy getting fucked in prison" or "Don't drop the soap".

Considering most hard criminals (or at least the ones that got caught) aren't the most intelligent people on earth, and most unintelligent people are still quite old fashioned, is it safe to assume they'd be against homosexuality?

If they needed to blow wouldn't they just jack off? Or is there some magic dust in prison that turns people homosexual. Surely it can't be as rampant as they make it out to be.

Does any one know the answer to the mystery? Personal experience, know others, read biographies?

Eh some people believe that you're only gay if you take and not if you give it. Thus, the omnipresent "Bubba" can shank your ass and not be gay but you're the faggiest fag that ever fagged the deep fag sea.

Eh some people believe that you're only gay if you take and not if you give it.

I agree if the butt sex is mutual, since your obviously worried about getting raped then the dude giving is the gay one.

its just a perpetuation of a stereotype. some obeying chickenshit will call out 'prison rape' just as a little kid will fear not getting presents from santa if he doesnt behave. same mentality, different age.

As a person who has somewhat experience with American jail time, the prisons here ARE like that. If you do a crime that gets you 5 years, your gonna be place in a part of the prison with other offenders with similar crimes. So its not likely you will get assfucked here unless your already gay. If you doing 10+ stretches you will be locked up with a bunch of hardasses who just dont give a fuck about getting another charge because theyre already locked up for that long.

perfectly said

You don't know what shank means.

You're in Australia where everyone is a pussy so I wouldn't worry about it. It's more of a problem for us strong Americans.

You're in Australia where everyone is a pussy so I wouldn't worry about it. It's more of a problem for us strong Americans.

That really is something to be proud of.

Prison ass raping only takes place in Umerica.

That really is something to be proud of.

I'm not proud about it at all. Just answering his question.

I'm not proud about it at all. Just answering his question.

Is your first name "Mary"?

Is your first name "Mary"?

I have a penis. It's pretty cool.

Is your first name "Mary"?

ooh i wanna play too... is your middle name geoffrey

You're in Australia where everyone is a pussy so I wouldn't worry about it. It's more of a problem for us strong Americans.

lol...deluded.

why would anyone assume that austrailians are pussies?
the few people I have talked to from there dont seem like pussies at all...and for the most part, theyre alot nicer than americans...not knocking americans, im one myself...only our government hopelessly sucks.

only our government hopelessly sucks.

So does ours.

Actually I am pretty sure that the average intelligence of criminals is higher than the populace. Also, I really don't think that rape in prison is always sexual. I think the majority of the time it is to get power over another man by humiliating him.

Australia: Nation started by Englands unwanted criminals.

America: the rejects of Europe who got persecuted all ran away to there.

Now which country sounds "pussy".

You also forgot: native americans who let themselves be conquered by said pansy europeans, and descendants of the pansiest Africans whose tribes got conquered and enslaved.

Prison rape isn't about sexuality, its about anger. You won't get raped because you have a pretty mouth, you will get raped for running your mouth, of course I have only done a couple of overnighters, so not alot of experience with the long haul results. Oh and if you are put in on a sex crime we will usually rape you, out of respect for your victim, nothing personal.

Actually I am pretty sure that the average intelligence of criminals is higher than the populace.

Look you're probably right. But I was actually talking about those that get caught (ie. stupid). I think I wrote it in the OP.

Criminals who don't get caught are smarter than most people.

Shut up, yes people get raped for being pretty.

Look you're probably right. But I was actually talking about those that get caught (ie. stupid). I think I wrote it in the OP.

Criminals who don't get caught are smarter than most people.

Criminals are smarter than most people period. It's just that someone has to get caught, and if you look at the prisons today....60% are non-violent drug offenders. The police work is pretty shitty.

Shut up, yes people get raped for being pretty.

they would have to be nelson twins from the 80s pretty to get raped in prison, I don't see alot of prisoners that pretty in prison.

just moan like you're enjoying it,
scream "OH BABY, harder tyrone!!!"
bite your lip and then shit yourself while hes pounding,

NOBODY
will want you after that.

It'll probably be a little hard to pretend that you're enjoying it while screaming in pain.

It'll probably be a little hard to pretend that you're enjoying it while screaming in pain.
unless you actually enjoy it......

unless you actually enjoy it......

I'm pretty sure even the gayest guy wouldn't enjoy having his ass and intestines torn apart and left lying in a pool of his blood with his insides spilling out.

It happens. It doesn't happen a fraction as much as a lot of people seem to think it does. Movies and tv have a lot to do with that.

I still would be careful about how I pick up the soap though.

My husband spent 8 months in county jail. Granted he wasn't in prison, but he told me he never saw anyone get raped. He did see a lot of fights happen between white power assholes and mexican gangbangers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXUp3olk8Kw

This fellow has some pretty interesting stuff.

It's bullshit most of the time.

Of course if you're looked at as a bitch then you'll be treated like a bitch...if you've made a good impression on the 1st couple of days and shown you won't take any shit or be walked over when set about, and not giving your shit to other inmates (such as food, cigs etc) and in general keeping to yourself.

Most inmates get porn they collect and trade, and yes they do wank it in prison, just not in the cells; in the shower alone when no one is around...most of the time if you give someone their privacy then they'll give you yours in return.

For the most part though prison rape doesn't happen, not so much in the UK anyway, not sure about the states.

My husband spent 8 months in county jail. Granted he wasn't in prison, but he told me he never saw anyone get raped. He did see a lot of fights happen between white power assholes and mexican gangbangers.

Of course there's a lot of fighting in prison, it's all about pride and respect, if you get walked on and pushed around by an inmate without giving them a good beating (whether you get your ass handed to you because he's bigger or not) then you'll be the prison bitch boy for backing down... an extended sentence really isn't as bad as a hurt ego.

Everyone in and anyone going into prison should have the don't fuck with me attitude, but obviously don't go around bigging it up trying to be top boy, because that's not keeping to yourself.

County jail DOES NOT equal prison. Also "white power assholes" are no different from any other piece of shit gang.

they would have to be nelson twins from the 80s pretty to get raped in prison, I don't see alot of prisoners that pretty in prison.

You obviously have never been to prison. Being "young" is usually enough to constitute "pretty" to booty pirates in prison.

It's bullshit most of the time.

Of course if you're looked at as a bitch then you'll be treated like a bitch...if you've made a good impression on the 1st couple of days and shown you won't take any shit or be walked over when set about, and not giving your shit to other inmates (such as food, cigs etc) and in general keeping to yourself.

Most inmates get porn they collect and trade, and yes they do wank it in prison, just not in the cells; in the shower alone when no one is around...most of the time if you give someone their privacy then they'll give you yours in return.

For the most part though prison rape doesn't happen, not so much in the UK anyway, not sure about the states.

Right......

You obviously have never been to prison.

Holy shit. I'd never realized you'd done some serious time. Huh? How was it?

I know a guy that got prison raped, when I asked him about it he turned away and said, "I was the woman..."

if i were in prison and someone was gonna do that i'd leave.

+1 for making me laugh.