How many Mg's will a 185 pound 6ft tall male need to get fucked up off of this muscle relaxant?

Lol pretty lame thread but I need info quick!

c'mon please....Help pl0x

Well first off, you aint gonna get fucked up bro.

Soma is just a muscle relaxer, so that's mainly what you will be feeling. If you take enough, you will feel almost like you're drunk. Stumbling all over the place, sometimes slurred speech occurs and a general state of rest.

But I suppose that you could start with two 350mg tabs and feel good. Anymore than that and it will be very hard to resist sleeping. Oh, and don't plan on waking up for a good 10-14 hours.

Have fun.

When I took soma's I took 4 small white round pills that were probably the nastiest tasting pill I've ever taken and I felt a kinda drunkish/hydrocodone high for about an hour and then after that I just felt really tired and muscle relaxy.

Yeah soma really does taste horrible, this is where parachuting comes in handy. Too bad I've never been able to accomplish it.

soma tastes DISGUSTING, and the taste stays for a few minutes. ewhhh....

and I'm guessing you have 350mg pills. Do you have the imprints? or already know the mg content? (i'm not sure if they come in other mg contents). Anyways, like already stated, take 700mg. Two pills will relax you. Three will probably fuck you up. I personally really don't think there's any euphoria at all, but some ppl like them. They're good for speedy (drug class) comedowns, I hear. My friend used to always take 700mg after a nite of coke and he claimed he wouldn't feel any comedown or withdrawals.

They go well with opiates. Truely the best use for soma imo is to combine it with an opiate and a benzo. But I don't wanna kill you, so please don't attempt it. I don't think you're responsible enough for that.

you are no tony montana

he would laugh at that pussy shit and then plow face down into a metric fuckton of cocaine

don't be a fag, you know what to do.

Brave New World anyone?