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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2008-06-04, 06:40
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Edmonton
Default How many stokes does it take you to ejaculate?

I'll post mine in a bit. sense I took some Paxil it has really been a lot of work to skeet, but I havent taken it for 3 days now and my penis defiantly feels more sensative so I hope it's faster. It was taking upwards of 20 min be4.
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Old 2008-06-04, 06:55
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Edmonton
Default Re: How many stokes does it take you to ejaculate?

shit it's still taking a long time.
1560 here
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Old 2008-06-04, 07:44
XHippie HunterX XHippie HunterX is offline
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Default Re: How many stokes does it take you to ejaculate?

This is by far one of the dumbest fucking threads I have EVER seen in S&A.

At least have the decency to get a highlighter stuck up your ass or SOMETHING interesting...
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Old 2008-06-04, 07:45
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Durham, UK.
Default Re: How many stokes does it take you to ejaculate?

I went to school with someone who shoved a pencil up his bum while tossing off and it snapped Roll Eyes (Sarcastic):D
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Old 2008-06-04, 07:46
XHippie HunterX XHippie HunterX is offline
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Default Re: How many stokes does it take you to ejaculate?

lol, see now THAT would have been worth reading about!
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Old 2008-06-04, 07:47
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Durham, UK.
Default Re: How many stokes does it take you to ejaculate?

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Originally Posted by XHippie HunterX
lol, see now THAT would have been worth reading about!


Would have if not for what? Confused
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Old 2008-06-04, 07:49
XHippie HunterX XHippie HunterX is offline
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Default Re: How many stokes does it take you to ejaculate?

Here is the original thread I was referring to for those of you poor noobs who weren't here for the highlighter incident...

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=1504127&highlight=highlighter
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Old 2008-06-04, 21:26
shill shill is offline
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Default Re: How many stokes does it take you to ejaculate?

Next time I do it, I'll remember to count. Just for you.'

Also, have some Stokes:
http://image.wetpaint.com/image/1/a1V5I32-4RyJ8XSd4gRpGw9797/GW300H400
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Old 2008-06-04, 23:47
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New Zealand
Default Re: How many stokes does it take you to ejaculate?

The only person that would possibly count this would be a German.
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Old 2008-06-04, 23:51
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Connecticut
Default Re: How many stokes does it take you to ejaculate?

a buddy of mine did a buncha ambian and shoved a highlighter up his ass and made me hit it wth a ruler
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Old 2008-06-05, 00:54
HTS-Noob HTS-Noob is offline
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Default Re: How many stokes does it take you to ejaculate?

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Originally Posted by XHippie HunterX
Here is the original thread I was referring to for those of you poor noobs who weren't here for the highlighter incident...

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=1504127&highlight=highlighter


*shame* T___T
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Old 2008-06-05, 01:07
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USSR
Default Re: How many stokes does it take you to ejaculate?

lol
how many strokes? how do u count, I watch porn and go. it takes me between 5-30 minutes.
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Old 2008-06-05, 01:31
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Florida, US
Default Re: How many stokes does it take you to ejaculate?

One. Two. Three!
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Old 2008-06-05, 01:37
crazy hazy vermonter crazy hazy vermonter is offline
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Default Re: How many stokes does it take you to ejaculate?

In Portnoy's Confession, Alexander finally gets a girl to agree to jerk him off, but she's so bad she makes him lose his wood within a minute or so. So he just grabs it with his own hand, and one, two, three, ejaculates himself, no problem, all over her. Excellent read by the way...
 
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