Now is the season for weddings. This year I already have 4 weddings booked. In years past I've had 6 during the summers. (Large greek family).

My first one of the year was last weekend. And I realized how easy it was to meet girls. (note: this thread is useless to people over early-20s) All girls want to do is dance. As my cousin told me: it sucks when you have to watch all the couples dance and no teen boys will ask you.

I don't wanna come out as bragging or anything but I met 3 girls that night with at least good interest levels in me. All the others I danced with we just talked for a few minutes and then I got thanked for the dance.

All you need is balls to approach a girl who looks bored (usually watching the dancing) during a slow song and ask for a dance. Small talk during dance, then chat after the song. Then ask for phone number or email. Done.

All is well until you find out they're your cousin.

I will be waiting for your rendition of the "Incest" thread.

*eats popcorn*

You sick fuck!

I keep those stories private.

Every guy I've ever met at a wedding turned out to be a huge tool.

Fuck crashing weddings, it's all about crashing the funerals.

All the ones if been too, underaged girls, or ugly fat bitches....or as said they are my cousin/relatives... Loss/loss

Still waiting for the day i can get down with some girls my age at a wedding...fucking shit weddings.

Bah.. Greek women..

I passed up a chance to go swimming with Swedish girls at the weekend.

WHAT THE FUCK? I am fighting to remember the logic behind the decision. God damn marujuiana.

I'm quitting soon. I swear.

All the ones if been too, underaged girls, or ugly fat bitches....or as said they are my cousin/relatives... Loss/loss

This.

And it seems they're always on a fucking Saturday, which is why I never bother going to weddings anymore, unless it's a mate's wedding. I'd rather go out clubbing and pull some slut there.

Not to say I wouldn't fuck some of my cousins if given the chance, some of em are hot.


I passed up a chance to go swimming with Swedish girls at the weekend.

WHAT THE FUCK? I am fighting to remember the logic behind the decision. God damn marujuiana.

You coulda smoked weed with them afterwards?