What do you think would happen if you just basically tried to get with every girl you knew, like say all your hot and soso friends, aqquantances, crushes, etc, pretty much out of nowhere?

I think it'd be much lulz, just like picking out 20 or 30 names on my contact list and sending them all the same booty call message. I mean, some would have to be like yea! right???

go ahead and try it, let us know how it turns out

Spamming usually nets you a few. If you actually try to play them one at a time, but quickly, and modify your game as you go through them you probably have better odds.

You ASK them before fucking them? What a loser.

Your right. It'd be better if I told people whom I've had no prior sexual contact with that we are going to fuck.

/facepalm

Hmmm... interesting.

I'm guessing a few, say 5 or so, would probably agree.

*remembers this for when pussy reserves are low*

they would talk amongst themselves as well as their other friends you don't know and label you a troll. i don't mean this in the internet forum sense, it's just what i think of when i see guys that are always trying to "game" on every girl ever and get nowhere. the kid i'm thinking of is short, obsessed with working out, and wears tight hollister polos. he's a real idiot.

You ASK them before fucking them?

No way, man. Consent is for squares.

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Asking out of the people I know well enough to call them up randomly, I'd probably get 4-6 who would but I'd only do 3 or 4 of them, the two that would without a doubt are on my no list though lol, so this is based on a guess..
That's if it was clear that it was just sex.

Obviously this would be a pretty stupid thing to do as they would all find out and you'd probably lose some friends.

The backfire would be tremendous if some of them knew each other.

this is an excellent thread. It makes me wish I knew more single women.

Are we including girls with boyfriends?

Tremendously awesome.

How desperate.
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How desperate.
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It's an interesting idea to ponder. It'd be desperate if you actually do it.

I don't think you understand the thought process of a lot of men.

How desperate.
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Desperately awesome.

It's an interesting idea to ponder. It'd be desperate if you actually do it.

I don't think you understand the thought process of a lot of men.

I don't think men put enough thought in their process.

Any girl who got wind of this would just think of him as a desperate man whore.

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eh, well i've had similar thoughts, but only when i've known a large number of single girls who i could potentially see myself with, and even then i wouldn't try and sleep with them, just hit on them all simultaneously.

Which IMO isn't really desperate, more just taking a shot.

I suppose what the OP described is desperate.

No, it's desperate, or in other words saying you don't care who you get with as long as you get with somebody.

What would happen if I asked every girl I knew to get with me?

I'd probably get some really ugly girls trying to get with me.

This is true, except I essientially have a higher purpose of actually getting to know/get with more the person/people that responded, see whar it goes yknow?. I can agree that some might see it as a little desperate, but from some sexual logic points, makes a little sense

I looked through my phone at all the girls... I can guarantee there's 5 out of the phone that would fuck... maybe 4.

How desperate.
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You're just jealous cuz you know that nobody would call and ask you...

pwnt.

This is true, except I essientially have a higher purpose of actually getting to know/get with more the person/people that responded, see whar it goes yknow?. I can agree that some might see it as a little desperate, but from some sexual logic points, makes a little sense

Well that's more like social networking. Contacting multiple people at the same time to achieve a social goal. Using this method as a way of obtaining quick sex is, however, desperate (whichever way you look at it.)

Hah, i pretty much already have.

If i just straight out asked, maybe a few, if i bothered to put some charm on, nearly all of them.

i forget how to charm. does this happen to anyone else?

Yes. Usually while hammered.

Girls are no different than job interviews.

You're looking for a job, and you probably won't do so well in the beginning, and it takes a while to really get started, but maybe you knock it out of the park one your first try and they want to hire you anyways, because as luck would have it, you're a good match. But if you don't get hired, you go on some more interviews. As it goes on, you get better and better. You know what they're going to ask, you know what you're doing wrong, you know what you're doing right. As you keep going, you pretty much could nail any job interview and get the job.

Don't mass spam the chicks. Just very very quickly one by one go at them, and by the 8th (or less, I don't know how good you are at getting girls to like you) maybe you'll know what you're doing.

i would get slapped by alooooooooot of girls =]

God damn, you assholes are really over-thinking this.

Stop thinking about the repercussions. Stop thinking about how to get the best odds.

The question is simple, so the answer should be, too.

"If you asked every girl you knew to fuck you, flat out, how many would agree?"

Out of the 15 girls I know, I'd definitely get a yes from 1, and probably get a yes from 2 others.

honestly

well i dont want to be honest here

Yeah, I agree. A fair amount (5-10) ugly girls would definitely consent to fucking me that day.

Of attractive girls whose numbers I have, a mass spamming may get me 1 if I worded it properly...

However, if I ran a quick attack on every attractive single girl I know, but modded each approach slightly to fit circumstances, I could probably net at least 2 within a few days....

You're supposed to work on them one or two at a time and once you have already fucked them they join the list that you can quite quickly ask for a fuck.

Girls are no different than job interviews.

Perfect analogy.

"This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired."

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