I'm kinda wasted but will make this anyhow.

How well does this saying stand up with everyone here?

Tonight I went to a mates place after the pubs in town shut to further drink and watch whatever shit was on tv/music/generally talking shit with mates. On the 'hanging outsde the pub to see if any fights break out' part of the night some sluts were hanging around like bad fucking smells, and were FUCKING FAT! anyhow... come 4am and the guys fucking disappear without a word. What cunts eh? Didn't faze us too much at that stage but turns out they got NOWHERE. They fucked off for some dirty looking pieces of filth and left their mates behind for them and still got nowhere.

Anyhow I'd fuck off at the hat for someone I wanted not some desperate fucking and I back off if a friend of mine is after a girl.

Stances...stories...say it here.

I think jackketch has a good story to tell on this matter.

I've always thought of it as more of a "don't go for a piece that's gonna piss off your friend"

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I've tried to deal with jealous friends (that's usually what it is) and I've decided fuck it.
If I played by bro's befo ho's Id never have gotten laid, evar.
Cuz the 'bros' are allways damn pissy and expect you to stay around and hifive you hte whole evening.
Fuck that, Im here to have fun, who the fuck are they to judge me as long as Im not ruining anyone elses night.

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I've tried to deal with jealous friends (that's usually what it is) and I've decided fuck it.
If I played by bro's befo ho's Id never have gotten laid, evar.
Cuz the 'bros' are allways damn pissy and expect you to stay around and hifive you hte whole evening.
Fuck that, Im here to have fun, who the fuck are they to judge me as long as Im not ruining anyone elses night.

You're ruining their night by not staying around and hifiveing the whole evening.

Friends will always be there for you. You must ask permission first. There are times to do so and times not to. A good friend will be objective and will not hold you back just because they aren't getting laid. At the same time, a good friend will make sure with his friends, lest they send the whole night searching for him (like good friends should).

Or set out rules beforehand. My rules are if you fuck off before checking with us, we charge you the whole bill. Sometimes it's worth it, and it's got good stories. Sometimes we'll all ditch a friend to help his chances of getting laid.

Something to follow, but not religiously.

Depends on the bro and depends on the ho.

You're ruining their night by not staying around and hifiveing the whole evening.

damn you...sir...

NB4 jackketch.

Prose before ho's. Always.

Faggot fucking thread, of course made by Trousersnake. I can't believe this got serious replies.

Well there's a weird thing with most of my close male friends. We don't really hold female opinions/actions in a high regard at all. If the bitch wants to fuck all of us whos to stop her? If one of us REALLY wants to get with a girl bad enough to ditch, the least they can do is say so without making some shit up, and sharing..good friends share.

Of course if you were the ride you get your keys taken and run the risk of us all doing something stupid and getting the car impounded/all in jail for the night/next month or two.

If ya don't let it get to you then it doesn't really matter. And if it's a serious relationship and the girls committed she'll treat us all as good as she does her boyfriend. Close group. Most of us grew up in biker families so it applies to us. Girls aren't fuck all to bikers. They'll have a wife which everyone can fuck, a girlfriend that the wife knows about and doesn't care. And then a little bit on the side the girlfriend knows about and doesn't care. And all their buddies eventually end up fucking all 3 of the girls and vice versa with the buddies girls. Accept if ya have kids with one of them, then it's kind of a grey area.

I would be good to my friend unless I truly like the girl as a person.
If I really like a girl and my friend just wants to fuck her, I'd simply ask him to back off. A friend wouldn't mind giving up the possibility of a fuck to let a friend get something more than that.
I've done it and they're still together. And I'm glad I didn't fuck her...Seems the chick would get knocked up from week old spunk on a toilet seat. Nice girl though.

If my mate wants to get his end away, I'd tell him to at least let me know he's going to go so I don't stand round like a cunt waiting.

I always read it as no matter how hot a woman is, if she's your mates yous stay the fuck away.

Man, if a guy needs to get laid so bad he's willing to put up with overweight, it is your duty to respect the bro's needs!

Or is it your obligation to talk sense into him... Well either way, don't be a whiny bitch, your bro is horny and you know what that's like.

I was out with some mates one night, and we picked up 2 chicks, one was one of my mates' ex and the other was another of my mates' secret girlfriend.

Come about midway into the night, the 2 girls started trying to ditch the girls ex, and take 2 of my mates along with them.

Ended up with them fucking off with the two chicks, and the rest of us (3 people) going and getting 3 hotter chicks.

Neither of the 2 guys scored and all but one of us did, haha.

bro's before hoes, always

unless she's a bitch and gives you what u need
if at a party, do what u want, but be ready to roll if your bro's get in a fight, etc

http://youtube.com/watch?v=e_a1gnxbrKw