Hey guys,

My GFs totally been acting up lately. We talked on MSN a bit after she was outta school today and she said she wanted to come over.

I was already in a bad mood cause my mom was being a cunt the whole day, telling me to get a job and shit but I'm just in a slump right now, cause I just quit my job at White Spot. I told her to fuck off cause I wanted some more time to take it easy and then she went off on me saying how all my friends are in college and I'm not doing anything with my life, but whatever.

So anyway, I tell her to come over at 7 cause I'll be done training then (I do self-trained Kendo at home, with wooden sticks and nunchukus, my 'rents got the plastic training mannequin for me a while back).

I'm excited for her to show up because I think I might be able to kiss her tonight and my muscles will be all pumped up and shit so I might even touch her boobs.

But Katie shows up at my house at like 630 when I'm in the middle of training, she just comes right into my dojo in the basement without even bowing or anything, which pissed me right off. I go off on her telling her she disrespected me by showing up so early and she disrespected my place of training and meditation.

She starts laughing at me and making fun of how I think I'm Bruce Lee and shit and I take myself too seriously, and this just pisses me off more. The whole time she's making fun of how upset I'm getting, which just pisses me off even more. I tell her to fuck off and give her a super light push, like it wasn't even anything, and she fake-falled and started squeezing out tears to make me feel bad, then she left.

Like am I in the wrong here?? I feel disrespected and insulted because my own GF doesnt believe in what Im doing and my mom's being a bitch (dads not in the picture).

I dunno, maybe I should use this to make me stronger.. like Nitzshe said "what doesn't kill you makes me stronger"

Should I dump her for being unsupportive or what?

Short version: Mom being bitch, I'm selftraining in Kendo, GF disrespects by coming over early, then makes fun of me, fakes tears and leaves.

EDIT: BTW, she's 15.5 and I'm 20.75, but I think age is just a number. She's really mature for her age

Props for an original funny troll thread.

...dumbass...
Never ever lay a hand on a girl like that... Everyone will believe anything she says. I can understand you being pissed about the other stuff, but you don't strong arm a girl. That is asking for trouble. I'll be a spiteful asshole to them in retalliation at some later point or during the situation, if not both. You might have just ended your relationship and created one hellish reputation as an abuser. Think next time, if there is a next time.

What the fuck?? why are you attacking me? She's the one being disrespectful.

Being spiteful later on is just being a little passive-aggressive pussy, if she pisses me off then I'm gonna act on it right then and there.

Seriously, she was being like a little bithc soccer player taking a fall and holding their knee "ow ow ow ref!"

She knows better than to break up with me, I told her if she left me I'd fuck up the car she's getting when she gets her license

she didnt bow LOL funny thread

This attempt at trolling was really lame.

However if your serious (Doubt it), yeah, you were entirely in the wrong. First, you never touch a girl in any form of aggression, even a little push. Second, if you actually took all this martial arts shit so seriously then you would have never let your anger control you and you DEFINITELY would not have pushed her. If she complained to anyone you'd be fucked, you're illegally older then her (For sex, not sure what dating laws are) and you were training with weapons...

I'm excited for her to show up because I think I might be able to kiss her tonight and my muscles will be all pumped up and shit so I might even touch her boobs.

lol..

However if your serious (Doubt it), yeah, you were entirely in the wrong. First, you never touch a girl in any form of aggression, even a little push.

Don't even start on that aggression crap... It was just a little push. Women aren't that fucking fragile.

And OP, she sounds like a manipulative bitch. I would definitely dump her.

Unless you're fucking her regularly. Then just find another girlfriend in the meantime.

To clear things up, I think hitting girls is really an opinionated thing but most martial arts teach never to attack unless in physical defense so he was in the wrong anyways.

First, you never touch a girl in any form of aggression, even a little push. Second, if you actually took all this martial arts shit so seriously then you would have never let your anger control you and you DEFINITELY would not have pushed her. If she complained to anyone you'd be fucked, you're illegally older then her (For sex, not sure what dating laws are) and you were training with weapons...

She fucken deserved it! And about the legality, she knows better than to tell, like I said, if she fucks anything up wiht me seriously, I'm fucking up her car

should I call her? what should I say??

should I call her? what should I say??

Maybe the less of a big deal you make of it, the less likely it will be that she'll make a big deal out of it.

And by all means, if she does make a big deal of this, FUCK UP HER CAR. PLEASE.

I can't stand females trying to pull this weaker sex bullshit, then 5 minutes later start whining about equal rights.

lol

"The purpose of kendo

To mold the mind and body.
To cultivate a vigorous spirit,
And through correct and rigid training,
To strive for improvement in the art of Kendo.
To hold in esteem human courtesy and honor.
To associate with others with sincerity.
And to forever pursue the cultivation of oneself.

This will make one be able:
To love his/her country and society.
To contribute to the development of culture
And to promote peace and prosperity among all peoples."

Wow, you have entirely missed the point of martial arts and you yourself are a disgrace to kendo.

She knows better than to break up with me, I told her if she left me I'd fuck up the car she's getting when she gets her license

Lol, wait.. that's a bit messed up...

Don't fuck with her like that just for breaking up with you.

But if she tries to make a big deal out of this little incident, or worse, if she tells anybody, then you have EVERY RIGHT to fuck her life up.

Your reputation is on the line. There are a lot of pussy-whipped guys (err, sorry, 'chivalrous guys') who will try to be all Mr. Hero. They thrive on any opportunity to impress a chick. It's pathetic, but it's reality, sadly.

LOL.
This is sounds so pathetic,
I can't believe this is not a troll.
Seriously, joke's over,OP.
And if this is true,get a job.
You say that you are not a
pussy by fucking with a 15 year old girl?
You sound like a little bitch to me.

Oh boo fucking hoo... You're the type of person I've been known to beat the hell out of because all you act like a stupid inbred hick. Call me a pussy? I didn't physically lash out at a chick to show her I was manly and had balls. You keep your stupidity up and you'll end up in prison. If you didn't realize, she could have you put away for assault on a minor and not to mention you threatened her property. Control your anger or it will put you away, either in prison or the ground.

Don't even start on that aggression crap... It was just a little push. Women aren't that fucking fragile.

And OP, she sounds like a manipulative bitch. I would definitely dump her.

Unless you're fucking her regularly. Then just find another girlfriend in the meantime.

According to the American legal system they are... You won't be saying shit if you're behind bars because a cop saw you push your girl down or into something.

You should kill her, and then fuck her parents.

According to the American legal system they are... You won't be saying shit if you're behind bars because a cop saw you push your girl down or into something.

Umm.. First of all, I don't see the point in anyone hitting anyone, but turning this into a gender thing is just stupid.

So all women are automatically weaker than all men?

This is a sexist generalization.

Congratulations. You are a sexist person.

This post delivers.
Several key points of hilarity.
1. Self-training in kendo
2. Dojo in your basement
3. Anger at girlfriend for not bowing
4. Anger over bruce lee jokes, Learn how to take a joke, you should have told her you were going to put her in a hold and hugged her or something.
5. Why are you taking all this martial arts and meditation if you can't handle a few jokes from your girlfriend of all people someone you should be comfortable with
6. Don't hit your girlfriend.

Quit the kendo. please, you're disgracing a good martial art.

Umm.. First of all, I don't see the point in anyone hitting anyone, but turning this into a gender thing is just stupid.

So all women are automatically weaker than all men?

This is a sexist generalization.

Congratulations. You are a sexist person.

Honestly, I'm sexist to a point, I openly admit. Women and men are not equal by far. Each excel in their own way and are lacking in others.

I had a friend who was 18 and a few months dating a 16 almost 17 year old girl. He got locked up because he "playfully" pushed her. Well, her father who was a cop at the time saw his daughter get knocked to the ground and she was laughing but she skinned her hand. The push just happened to leave a bruise as well. Poor bastard got charged with assualt on a minor.

Seriously, nothing in life is fair and no one is ever equal.

Honestly, I'm sexist to a point, I openly admit. Women and men are not equal by far. Each excel in their own way and are lacking in others.

You're actually preaching to the choir on gender differences.. :p

My 'sexist' comment was actually kinda hypocritical of me.

My point though, was that it annoys me how hitting a girl is seen as the the ultimate crime, practically worthy of crucifixion, yet hitting a male is supposed to all be fun and games. We're not quite that different.

You're actually preaching to the choir on gender differences.. :p

My 'sexist' comment was actually kinda hypocritical of me.

My point though, was that it annoys me how hitting a girl is seen as the the ultimate crime, practically worthy of crucifixion, yet hitting a male is supposed to all be fun and games. We're not quite that different.

Some bitches deserve the roundhouse kick.

If she attacks first, counter!

Some bitches deserve the roundhouse kick.

If she attacks first, counter!

lol, it's true.

Nobody should expect to be able to go around assaulting people and get off on some technicality.

Dude take some anger management or something because you get pissed at little things way to easily. All you had to do was explain to her that she was supposed to bow without getting pissed.

I told her if she left me I'd fuck up the car she's getting when she gets her license

hahahah some tough guy you are. your almost 21 and your threatening to fuck up a 15yr old girls car!?!? go date women your own age. oh wait, mature girls see right through your lame act and want nothing to do with you... thats why your hanging around the highschool picking up girls.....

i hope her parents find out what you did and that they have you arrested for statutory rape you worthless piece of shit.

The OP reminds me of myself when I was seven...thankfully, by the time I was 20.75 (who the fuck still counts fractions past the age of five?) I had learned how to take a joke and ease off on the threatening/hitting of younger and smaller individuals.

Thank you though, Bruce Lee, for entertaining me this morning.

*bow*

...and you better bow back, bitch. Totse is MY dojo.

OP, you're totally in the right. Bitch should have bowed!

^ Listen to this man. Doctor Anus sounds like he knows what he's talking about.

sometimes totse makes me want to roll around on the floor screaming and gnawing off my own extremities

8===================D~~~~~~

^^ That shit's for you queers, ya you like that don't you?

you fucks just don't get it, holy crap. You hvae no honor and don't understand warriors or the warriors' mindset

G-P it's so she doesn't leave me, she's cool with it cause she loves me

Hex - you sound like a total pussy whom i would easily roundhouse kendo stick slap

thanks Doctor Anus! These guys just don't get it you know!

OH AND HEX i count the decimals and fractions for accuracy!

You're actually preaching to the choir on gender differences.. :p

My 'sexist' comment was actually kinda hypocritical of me.

My point though, was that it annoys me how hitting a girl is seen as the the ultimate crime, practically worthy of crucifixion, yet hitting a male is supposed to all be fun and games. We're not quite that different.

I agree wholely with that. I've just sen a lot of niave people do stupid shit and get put away for it.

Posting in epic troll thread.

This.

Damnit man, you're not supposed to ruin a troll until page 3+. I even put a thread in SG to help out and then you fuck it all up. Epic win followed by even more epic fail. You suck. Thanks though...this shit made my morning just a little bit better than it already was.

Props for an original funny troll thread.
This.

Aw fuck I'm sorry man. I got an itchy trigger finger and had to fuck it up.

I appreciate you going with it man, I totally thought you were taking it seriously and I was surprised cause you're a smart poster.

Oh well. I'll let this shit chill out for a month then concoct something better.

Anyway, I'm bored of this shitty thread now.

It was a troll.

If you fell for it, you're gay.

Death_Snuggle and Suicide_Mouse, you're both flaming cocksuckers and can go fuck yourselves.

First half of thread made me lol.
Second half of thread made me angry.

Nah, not taking it seriously. If there's anything I've learned over the past 17 years of using computers, it's that the only thing to trust is code. Get human personalities involved and it all goes to shit very quickly. Never trust anything that can bleed...it will fail.

It's funny, all the "vet" S&A guys can read a troll thread and even partake in feeding it or even just calling it playfully like surprise buttseckz did at the top of this page, but all the self-righteous new guys throw hissy fits over dumb shit and totally buy into the troll.

Hex, luvva, Siatek, buttseckz, kappel, Misfit, Low Rider, gadzies, stab, Dr. Anus, and 008... This <3s for you.

<3

Other guys...

pwnt

The heart is returned, although I was far too drunk to be subtle. Next time I promise not to use a bold angry face parent fucking response. Also, Hex is a smart poster, he outsmarted you (the troll in this instance) which makes him the ultimate victor in this little parody.

Well done wooty, well done Hex. Now back in your cave for another time my friend.

God dammit, Jon.

^ Your girlfriend's pissed now, mate.

thank god finally and origianl funny troll thread. i lol'ed