So I am looking for porn that is just a little more then scene after scene of sex. For reference, if any of you have seen Pirates! I'm looking for porn with SOME sort of storyline.

Links to torrents or whatever appreciated.

Deep Throat

http://rs66.rapidshare.com/files/99346534/lemon_stealing_whore_forced_to_get_fucked_in_the_a ss.rar

Here's a preview:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff5teSv4Ihs

Deep Throat

I forgot about that one. Thanks.

Know of anything thats a bit more recent?

Finding Nemo.

Let me guess...you're some sort of pseudo-intellectual who can't rub one off unless there's Bach in the background?

Fuck off man, you're what's wrong with society. How much do you need to jack off? 5 minutes tops? I don't want to waste time with bullshit, that's why I (along with every other male out there) skip straight to the good stuff.

I don't want to waste any more time on porn than I already have to.

Its for my wife. She gets bored with porn if sex is the only thing going on.

Your wife fucking sucks. Get a divorce. The point of porn is sex. Is she a frigid bitch?

Hey Dissed, why don't you shut the fuck up?

A little bit of story in porn is good as it sets the scene, sometimes you get porn and it's being filmed in the wierdest locations and you wonder to yourself why the fuck it's happening.

Is she a frigid bitch?

You're a virgin...

she is sort of a frigid, but she has a medical excuse.. Other then that, no divorce for me. I do in fact love her.

that is all beside the point. So far I have


Deepthroat
Finding nemo : (

is there seriously NO porn out there other then pirates and maybe DT that have some sort of storyline too it?

she is sort of a frigid, but she has a medical excuse..

....?

Mind elaborating?

www.redtube.com
www.tube8.com
www.youporn.com

Look through the videos until you find ones you are looking for.
You can also hire out movies I guess which are basically movies with a plot, such as "Debbie Does Dallas". I'm not recommending that movie as I have never seen it, but they do exist.

You're a virgin...

That doesn't make me frigid.

That doesn't make me frigid.

Umm.. how so?

If you want porn with a plot, and porn that is more appealing to female audiences in general, you should check out your local adult novelty store. They generally stock films from major porn production companies (think Vivid, Wicked Pictures, etc.). They tend to have a big budget, and as such they often have a storyline, better sets, lighting, music, and things that will make it an easy experience for your wife to get into.

These sites have some good suggestions:
http://www.babeland.com/sexinfo/features/womenguidetoporn
http://www.pornmoviesforwomen.com/

Umm.. how so?
I masturbate up to 8 times a day

I masturbate up to 8 times a day

lol... That's not quite the same.

fuck you for assuming all females like that vanilla shit.

fuck you for assuming all females like that vanilla shit.

Fuck you for being such a cunt. Take your worthless opinions elsewhere.

Dissed is actually a 43 year old man.

Negative.

Thank you, I will check them out.

As for the my wifes medical history, she has some heart/lung problems. On a dbl lung and heart transplant list. She takes a cereal bowl full of pills every morning. She has virtually no sex drive to speak of. Hoping after her transplant, when she starts taking a whole NEW set of pills, she wont be so frigid, but in the meantime. I got to do everything I can to try and get her in the mood. And if that means porn with a plot, then by god I will find it.

This will get her in the mood:


Ass to mouth
Gape
DP
Gangbang
Possibly a little fisting.

If that doesn't do it, nothing will.

I'd go for 3 Wishes. It's sort of bedazzled meets porn.

If you want story development, go for hentai.

make your own with your wife :)

The Da Vinci Load.

It's quite perplexing.

i lold

Dreamquest is quite entertaining. Jenna Jameson.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0870100/

Lol, it's real.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0870100/

Lol, it's real.

This was my first venture into parody-porn. Being familiar with The Da Vinci Code, I wanted to see how they handled it.

Don't worry, they don't distract you with a lot of mysticism.

The basic story is that the Priory of Semen has collected semen from great men through the ages. That leaves George Bush out, as they manage to say in the movie. Somehow they missed Leonardo Da Vinci, as he was allegedly of a different sexual orientation. But, never fear, modern technology has provided a means to collect his semen. This was some really creative thinking on the part of the writer!

So, what do you get to see amongst all this?

Dr. Nadia Saint (Missy Monroe) instructs her college sex class on how to collect semen using two student volunteers.

A hooker (Tory Lane) distracts the museum curator so that the dastardly deed can be accomplished.

Using her new found knowledge that men's minds can be read by grabbing their penis, Det. Jane Rosello (Haley Paige) manages to find the location of the Priory in time to see the Prioress (Eva Angelina) and all the girls engaging in a big female gang bang.

Funny and very interesting.

Genius. I had no idea IMDB covered porn movies.

Someone should find a place to download that.

i'm sure the usual places have it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nIgPrF0UnVc

Also this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=gLI2VJH3zXM

....?

Mind elaborating?

Rigamortis

Rigamortis

lol :D

Haha, I love porn plots.

Queue office scene.
"You dirty skank, you didn't file my papers correctly."
"Oh nooo, I'm such a bad girl"
"You're such a bad girl, get your ass on that desk."

But if you want something a little more hilarious than hardcore, Lord of the G-strings made me lol.

The best porn movie I've ever seen with a plot would probably be Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs...

They actually had 7 midgets gang banging Snow White. Srsly.

They actually had 7 midgets gang banging Snow White. Srsly.

Hehe, this reminded me of the Smurf porn I saw a while ago. Smurfette gang bang with papa smurf until gargamel shows up and puts it in her butt.

Hehe, this reminded me of the Smurf porn I saw a while ago. Smurfette gang bang with papa smurf until gargamel shows up and puts it in her butt.

Good old wholesome family entertainment!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I dunno most hentai has a plot...

Rape fantasy kinda has a plot... why do you really need a plot?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0870100/

Lol, it's real.

Ha ha, fantastic!

YOU LEMON WHORE!!

Finding Nemo.

Is this real? I can't find any references to it anywhere.

If you want story development, go for hentai.

My personal favorite. :)

Is this real? I can't find any references to it anywhere.

Not that I know of... I kinda just made it up.

I was about to say, it sounds like you have a creepy obsession with porno movies (busting out studio names and whatnot) but then I realized you're a girl.

female friends of mine like (they are aged 18-25 no clue how old your wife is)

9 songs
alice in wonderland (it's a porn musical based on the alice in wonderland story, don't ask)
and hot and spicy pizza girls


9 songs has a REALL plot though, the other ones are more... porn commedies

I was about to say, it sounds like you have a creepy obsession with porno movies (busting out studio names and whatnot) but then I realized you're a girl.

Haha, how about that for a double standard?

Gladiator Eroticus

And I advise watching Gladiator beforehand.
"sometimes the froth makes it stick"

"You can guess what happens next, can't you Jeffrey?"

".......he fixes the cable??"

:D

Fuck porn with a serious plot, it's always fucking shitty acting and terrible music and pretty meh filming. I'm quite happy having fire engines appear randomly, or ice cream sales men wander in, shlong unleashed, or whatever. Pfft, you don't expect logical outcomes in your dreams, do ya...? ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boEC-Ex1Rgw

Speaking of tight spots.