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 #1 
Old 2008-05-28, 06:16
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Default Choose Sponno's look

Hey, I've looked the same exact way for the last two years or so, minus the stubble. Its not that I cant get action or im helpless or anything, I would just like to know what a better look would be for me.

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/6016/normalsponsoredlink1oy9.jpg
Older pic, say.. Feb
http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/6773/normalsexynessdz4.jpg
Newest pic, a few weeks old. Ignore the horribly dilated pupils.

Now I've had this sort of crew cut (minus the obnoxious gel and guido glasses) and no bear/anything for the past few years, and female friends of mine have told me i would look better with long hair, short and a bear, shorter and no beard, etc.

If i were to get a beard, here is what it would look like.

(Excuse the ridiculousness of photoshop, dunno how else to show you what I mean)
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/7080/beard1eu4.jpg

Too retarded? Also, with big ears, would i look idiotic with a shaved head? Also, any tips are welcome.

Together, we can make a sexier Sponsored Link.
 #2 
Old 2008-05-28, 06:37
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Houston, TX
Default Re: Choose Sponno's look

I hate to say it, but seeing pictures of you and other totse members really makes me cocky. Bah, whatever.

Ok, are you capable of growing facial hair? If so, grow it out and see what you think. Give us a picture for reference.

Tan up a bit. Lose the tough guy look, smile a bit more. Do you have confidence in yourself? This is a huge factor.

I notice you're skin complexion might not handle tanning well, so again I'd like to state only a bit. Just so you're not pathetically pale.

You're not ugly, but you're not a looker. Notice in the first picture how your hair is uneven. Symmetry is kind of a ... I don't know... a turn on? No one wants an uneven troll for a relationship.

You're not bad off, to be honest. Just a little touch up here and there.
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Old 2008-05-28, 07:12
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Default Re: Choose Sponno's look

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Originally Posted by iSoape
I hate to say it, but seeing pictures of you and other totse members really makes me cocky. Bah, whatever.

Ok, are you capable of growing facial hair? If so, grow it out and see what you think. Give us a picture for reference.

Tan up a bit. Lose the tough guy look, smile a bit more. Do you have confidence in yourself? This is a huge factor.

I notice you're skin complexion might not handle tanning well, so again I'd like to state only a bit. Just so you're not pathetically pale.

You're not ugly, but you're not a looker. Notice in the first picture how your hair is uneven. Symmetry is kind of a ... I don't know... a turn on? No one wants an uneven troll for a relationship.

You're not bad off, to be honest. Just a little touch up here and there.


This is exactly the kind of response i wanted.

Its not that I'm always pissed or anything, I guess i just have heavy ass eyebrows and recessed eyes which make it look like I'm always frowning. That and I have a stupid smile.

Last two weeks I got my jetski back on the water and spent some time on the beach, so I'm a healthy brown right now, so thats not an issue.

I've had a full goatee and moustache before, I shaved it a few months ago. Gimmie a week or two and I should have a somewhat full beard. The reason I asked is because half the girls I talk to go "eww facial hair!"

When I go out, i also usually have my hair like this.
http://www.aolcdn.com/red_galleries/adam-levine-hair-400a073007.jpg

Just to clarify, long shoulder length hair would look absolutely fucktarded, right?
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Old 2008-05-28, 11:25
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Australia
Default Re: Choose Sponno's look

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Originally Posted by iSoape
I hate to say it, but seeing pictures of you and other totse members really makes me cocky. Bah, whatever.

Ok, are you capable of growing facial hair? If so, grow it out and see what you think. Give us a picture for reference.

Tan up a bit. Lose the tough guy look, smile a bit more. Do you have confidence in yourself? This is a huge factor.

I notice you're skin complexion might not handle tanning well, so again I'd like to state only a bit. Just so you're not pathetically pale.

You're not ugly, but you're not a looker. Notice in the first picture how your hair is uneven. Symmetry is kind of a ... I don't know... a turn on? No one wants an uneven troll for a relationship.

You're not bad off, to be honest. Just a little touch up here and there.


lol faggot. "Good looking" is not universal, it's very subjective. So I reiterate. Faggot

OP, grow your hair out, see how it looks. Is your hair naturally really straight?
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Old 2008-05-28, 15:56
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Trakr #17
Default Re: Choose Sponno's look

lol faggot. "Good looking" is not universal, it's very subjective. So I reiterate. Faggot

OP, grow your hair out, see how it looks. Is your hair naturally really straight?

Not entirely. I used to have a bowl haircut as a kid and it was somewhat shaggy, not really straight.
 #6 
Old 2008-05-28, 16:20
Cant Quite Tell Cant Quite Tell is offline
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Default Re: Choose Sponno's look

Don't look so cheerful. You might snap a muscle with those smiles.
 #7 
Old 2008-05-28, 17:40
frinkmakesyouthink frinkmakesyouthink is offline
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Oh Sponno you do make me laugh. Get back to GH where you belong. We all know the best look is 'sitting in a nice car'.
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Old 2008-05-28, 17:46
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Default Re: Choose Sponno's look

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Originally Posted by frinkmakesyouthink
Oh Sponno you do make me laugh. Get back to GH where you belong. We all know the best look is 'sitting in a nice car'.


Go tear your penis again.
 #9 
Old 2008-05-28, 18:05
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dodging the rain and tractors
Default Re: Choose Sponno's look

We don't do 'rate me' threads...even *cleverly* disguised ones.

If you want the right look then
ask your mom and then do the opposite.
 
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