Ok I a little ashamed to post this but I just don't know what to do:

I DJ at a bar, I've there for a little over 3 yrs now. Yes, my job has gotten me more than my fair share of puss, and my fellow co-workers know it too...I'm not complaining at all. But here where the shit gets tricky.

About 3 or 4 weeks ago we hired a new waitress, good attitude, cute, VERY FUCKABLE! Last night she got off a little early before my shift was over at 4am. She was talking to all of my other coworkers but she always seemed very shy around me. But after having quite a few glasses of wine she opened up, and we start chatting it up. She whispers to me about how she always had a crush on me and how bad she wants to jump my bones.

So of course I obliged!

We get a room close by and after a short chat we go at it....and I mean GO AT IT!!! Every way you can think of...
In the morning I take her to pick up her car.

No trouble, but I cant remember her name for the love of Christ. I really have tried to remember but I don't know. The bad part is she gave me her number and I dont know who to ask for when I call....

What the hell do I do?

I can't ask my co-workers b/c they saw us leave together, and probably know we fucked. I really dont want to seem like a bastard when I go to work again this week and see her there.

No they dont have name tags at my job either.......

Whoops.

Whoops.

No shit, Sherlock!?!

Ehh....get one of your friend and have him ask her name next to you.

Ask the male co-workers. They know it's bro's before ho's.

Or just get a friend to go to the bar and ask for her.

She's new, you've been there for 3 years.

There's gotta be SOMEONE who can scope the situation. Or look at the schedule and match up the people.

look at the schedule

If you guys have a roster it should simplify things for you.

Just wait till someone calls her by the name?

Simply invent a nickname. Like if she's wearing a lot of bracelets: "Hey whats up bracelets."

Give her number to a friend, and ask them to give her a call under the guise of a "wrong-number". They can ask for her name as confirmation they made the wrong call. Easy.

Next time you see her, tell her you lost her number but you want it again, and this time give her your cell phone so she can type it in herself or some shit. She'll more than likely put in both her number and name.

In the event that she only puts her number in the phone before giving it back to you, just casually ask her how she spells her name, cos there're sometimes multiple variations of the same name, and you don't wanna put it in wrong.

This. Just have her enter her name and number into your phone. I always do this to avoid any name mixups.

This. Just have her enter her name and number into your phone. I always do this to avoid any name mixups.

FAILURE

Any woman worth her salt will say "you don't know my name, do you?", which is a recipe for disaster.

Have someone else get it.

FAILURE

Any woman worth her salt will say "you don't know my name, do you?", which is a recipe for disaster.

Have someone else get it.

If you say so. No girl has ever asked me that. They just put it in my phone, and I make some comment about whether or not she's giving me her real number, and then they focus on that. Diverting their attention is all that's required.

post pics nao!!

*69 that shit! Block your number and call her. If she doesn't answer, you'll get to hear her voicemail, which will most likely have her name in it. If she does answer, just say "Who is this?" She'll probably be surprised and give you her name.

*69 that shit!

Agreed. But I'd recommend you first find out what her name is anyway.

If you say so. No girl has ever asked me that. They just put it in my phone, and I make some comment about whether or not she's giving me her real number, and then they focus on that. Diverting their attention is all that's required.

It's still pretty risky given how easily women get mad. At clubs when I get random numbers, I rarely have any idea what their names are, and when they give me back my phone with just a number in it, it gets pretty hectic. Thankfully they're drunk and their friends have loose lips.

"Hi....you".

"Hiya".

Fixed for lack of awkwardness.

"By the way, how do you spell your name?"

Always works.

Or you can reverse search her number in 411.com

Worst. Advice. Ever.

What if her name is Jen or Ann... or Sue, or Mary, or Tammy, or Jessica, or Jane, or Lucy, or Meg, or Hailey....... or the one million other names that are so popular you'd be retarded to not know them!!

If it's that... she'll either know that he doesn't know her name, or think he is retarded

Just call her "you". Who the hell uses names anyway.

...Ahahahahahaha! Classic.

what you should do is ask her what her full name is. That way she'll just think that you want to know her middle/last names but she'll probably just say the whole thing anyway. Or you could tell her to add you on facebook.

Agreed. But I'd recommend you first find out what her name is anyway.